Quote# 33076

Plants don't die. They wither and fade.

Death only applies to things created on day 5 and after, with the "breath of life".

lightwave, CARM 64 Comments [1/1/2008 9:32:23 PM]
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Do us a favour: wither and fade.

Fucking 'tard.

1/1/2008 9:37:29 PM

Raven Blackhawk

Wtf? Um.... as far as my knowledge of biology goes, death applies to every living thing on this planet. But perhaps it's a wee bit different on the planet that you're from.

1/1/2008 9:38:36 PM


Well that's a new one...

1/1/2008 9:41:48 PM


Biblical Literalism taken to a new level...

1/1/2008 9:49:11 PM


home schooling has done wonders for this nation's science education.

1/1/2008 9:59:10 PM


Well, I guess I like that explaination for the luck I have with plants.

1/1/2008 10:02:02 PM


Are you kidding me?

1/1/2008 10:10:58 PM


This is not even in his bible. Unable to think on any level.

1/1/2008 10:20:56 PM


Dumbfuckistan's education system is really slipping.

1/1/2008 10:27:03 PM


1/1/2008 10:27:15 PM


Well, that's nice to know - Now, I would really appreciate it if this idiot would come over to my front yard and remove the withered and faded magnolia.

1/1/2008 10:38:53 PM


The logical results of biblical literalism, comming up with more and more bizzare shit to justify the bible.

1/1/2008 10:41:42 PM


and we kick off the new year with a big, steaming pile of bullshit!

1/1/2008 10:43:44 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Just stupid. Too stupid for Poe.

1/1/2008 10:48:09 PM


Keep telling yourself that.

1/1/2008 11:29:53 PM

<<Plants don't die. They wither and fade.>>

What's the $&@*#!% difference?

1/1/2008 11:30:21 PM


lightwave...don't apply the typical life cycle of a pair of denim jeans to REAL LIFE!

1/1/2008 11:33:10 PM

Brian X

And only on such flimsy splitting of linguistic hairs can we get away with having gay marriage, because we don't call it "marriage"...

Stupid, stupid people.

1/1/2008 11:41:37 PM


Er, what about mushrooms?
As fungi are neither plants nor animals when were they created?

1/1/2008 11:47:04 PM


This fucktard is nearly as stupid as supersport.
He is certainly as batshit crazy.

1/1/2008 11:47:39 PM


hmmmmm...xtains and plants....naaahh....that is just too easy...

1/1/2008 11:52:59 PM


Please Toutatis, strike down this fuckwit.

1/1/2008 11:54:26 PM


So much phail...

1/2/2008 12:00:07 AM

Old Viking

No, no, it's "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away."

1/2/2008 12:01:56 AM

Mister Spak

So dead plants are actually still alive? Or are plants not alive in the first place? Are they undead, like vampires?

1/2/2008 12:12:08 AM

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