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Quote# 33076

Plants don't die. They wither and fade.

Death only applies to things created on day 5 and after, with the "breath of life".

lightwave, CARM 63 Comments [1/1/2008 9:32:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Promethean
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#373844
approximate

Do us a favour: wither and fade.

Fucking 'tard.

1/1/2008 9:37:29 PM
#373845
Raven Blackhawk

Wtf? Um.... as far as my knowledge of biology goes, death applies to every living thing on this planet. But perhaps it's a wee bit different on the planet that you're from.

1/1/2008 9:38:36 PM
#373848
Joe

Well that's a new one...

1/1/2008 9:41:48 PM
#373854
Joe-Bob

Biblical Literalism taken to a new level...

1/1/2008 9:49:11 PM
#373863
LabRat

home schooling has done wonders for this nation's science education.

1/1/2008 9:59:10 PM
#373864
Shibori

Well, I guess I like that explaination for the luck I have with plants.

1/1/2008 10:02:02 PM
#373868
Ambrielle

Are you kidding me?

1/1/2008 10:10:58 PM
#373873
GoFast

This is not even in his bible. Unable to think on any level.

1/1/2008 10:20:56 PM
#373875
Osiris

Dumbfuckistan's education system is really slipping.

1/1/2008 10:27:03 PM
#373876
Mike


1/1/2008 10:27:15 PM
#373881
DinDC

Well, that's nice to know - Now, I would really appreciate it if this idiot would come over to my front yard and remove the withered and faded magnolia.

1/1/2008 10:38:53 PM
#373885
anevilmeme

The logical results of biblical literalism, comming up with more and more bizzare shit to justify the bible.

1/1/2008 10:41:42 PM
#373887
caitshidhe

and we kick off the new year with a big, steaming pile of bullshit!

1/1/2008 10:43:44 PM
#373891
Caustic Gnostic

Just stupid. Too stupid for Poe.

1/1/2008 10:48:09 PM
#373914
Detrs

Keep telling yourself that.

1/1/2008 11:29:53 PM
#373916


<<Plants don't die. They wither and fade.>>

What's the $&@*#!% difference?

1/1/2008 11:30:21 PM
#373918
Annabella

lightwave...don't apply the typical life cycle of a pair of denim jeans to REAL LIFE!

1/1/2008 11:33:10 PM
#373927
Brian X

And only on such flimsy splitting of linguistic hairs can we get away with having gay marriage, because we don't call it "marriage"...

Stupid, stupid people.

1/1/2008 11:41:37 PM
#373931
solomongrundy

Er, what about mushrooms?
As fungi are neither plants nor animals when were they created?

1/1/2008 11:47:04 PM
#373933
AnonymousAsshole

This fucktard is nearly as stupid as supersport.
He is certainly as batshit crazy.

1/1/2008 11:47:39 PM
#373938
Henry

hmmmmm...xtains and plants....naaahh....that is just too easy...

1/1/2008 11:52:59 PM
#373940
Whydontyou.org.uk

Please Toutatis, strike down this fuckwit.

1/1/2008 11:54:26 PM
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484

So much phail...

1/2/2008 12:00:07 AM
#373946
Old Viking

No, no, it's "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away."

1/2/2008 12:01:56 AM
#373950
Mister Spak

So dead plants are actually still alive? Or are plants not alive in the first place? Are they undead, like vampires?

1/2/2008 12:12:08 AM
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