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Plants don't die. They wither and fade.
Death only applies to things created on day 5 and after, with the "breath of life".
[1/1/2008 9:32:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Promethean
Do us a favour: wither and fade.
1/1/2008 9:37:29 PM
Wtf? Um.... as far as my knowledge of biology goes, death applies to every living thing on this planet. But perhaps it's a wee bit different on the planet that you're from.
1/1/2008 9:38:36 PM
Well that's a new one...
1/1/2008 9:41:48 PM
Biblical Literalism taken to a new level...
1/1/2008 9:49:11 PM
home schooling has done wonders for this nation's science education.
1/1/2008 9:59:10 PM
Well, I guess I like that explaination for the luck I have with plants.
1/1/2008 10:02:02 PM
Are you kidding me?
1/1/2008 10:10:58 PM
This is not even in his bible. Unable to think on any level.
1/1/2008 10:20:56 PM
Dumbfuckistan's education system is really slipping.
1/1/2008 10:27:03 PM
1/1/2008 10:27:15 PM
Well, that's nice to know - Now, I would really appreciate it if this idiot would come over to my front yard and remove the withered and faded magnolia.
1/1/2008 10:38:53 PM
The logical results of biblical literalism, comming up with more and more bizzare shit to justify the bible.
1/1/2008 10:41:42 PM
and we kick off the new year with a big, steaming pile of bullshit!
1/1/2008 10:43:44 PM
Just stupid. Too stupid for Poe.
1/1/2008 10:48:09 PM
Keep telling yourself that.
1/1/2008 11:29:53 PM
<<Plants don't die. They wither and fade.>>
What's the $&@*#!% difference?
1/1/2008 11:30:21 PM
lightwave...don't apply the typical life cycle of a pair of denim jeans to REAL LIFE!
1/1/2008 11:33:10 PM
And only on such flimsy splitting of linguistic hairs can we get away with having gay marriage, because we don't call it "marriage"...
Stupid, stupid people.
1/1/2008 11:41:37 PM
Er, what about mushrooms?
As fungi are neither plants nor animals when were they created?
1/1/2008 11:47:04 PM
This fucktard is nearly as stupid as supersport.
He is certainly as batshit crazy.
1/1/2008 11:47:39 PM
hmmmmm...xtains and plants....naaahh....that is just too easy...
1/1/2008 11:52:59 PM
Please Toutatis, strike down this fuckwit.
1/1/2008 11:54:26 PM
So much phail...
1/2/2008 12:00:07 AM
No, no, it's "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away."
1/2/2008 12:01:56 AM
So dead plants are actually still alive? Or are plants not alive in the first place? Are they undead, like vampires?
1/2/2008 12:12:08 AM