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Several times God has told me that the rain would stop so that I could ride a bike home. And no matter how sever the rain was, it always stop when God told me that it would.

SnuP, Christian Forums 7 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Gadren

Maybe you should be our weatherman -- you'd probably be just as accurate.

12/20/2005 4:16:33 PM

Renon

God was talking to him through the weather channel!

1/28/2011 2:04:08 PM

KR

What about those times, when he told you it's gonna stop, but it wouldn't?

1/28/2011 2:34:56 PM

Canadiest

Yes, I know, sure, OK, how about that.

I did go to a few Christian sites years ago before I discovered FSTDT. About 30% of what I saw was claims of direct contact, special treatment and miraculous recoveries from certain death. We get it, all Christians are special but some are more special. Once these threads started in that direction the one-ups-manship got tedious real fast

Lying's a pasttime for these Fundies

1/29/2011 8:35:10 AM

Swede

Yeah, because your bike ride is so much more important than the lives of the people who have died during the recent flooding in Australia. Of course God helps you but disregards the Australians.

1/29/2011 10:53:41 AM

jas43

i call bullshit

cuz your god told me you're a liar.

1/29/2011 10:55:13 AM

blackrat

Sure, after god said "wait, just wait a bit more its coming" for several hours

5/12/2013 5:36:18 PM
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