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Quote# 33087

( On the subject of flood story)

However you look at it --- myth or otherwise, made-up, true, false, guesswork, assumptions, hypotheticals, junk theology, twisting the facts, outright lying, literal interpretation of the Scriptures, figurative interpretation of the Scriptures, cult explanations, philosophies, crackpots, cracked pots, or crock pots; I know one thing:


Science didn't do it.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 58 Comments [1/2/2008 8:16:17 AM]
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#374083
Lunalelle

Stubborn much?

1/2/2008 8:20:46 AM

#374084
TrickTrack

Science didn't create the scriptures?

I'm confused...

1/2/2008 8:23:35 AM

#374085
Jacob

I love the sense of dramatic pause there.

1/2/2008 8:25:30 AM

#374087
HNY

I think he's saying

Well, science never flooded the earth! So ha!

1/2/2008 8:33:48 AM

#374091
Øyvind

Oh, wow. Nice move. I'm amazed.

Not.

1/2/2008 8:43:14 AM

#374094
approximate

You really are a retard.

I'll say it slowly and perhaps you might understand:

There...
was...
no...
flood...
that...
covered...
the...
Earth.


1/2/2008 8:57:59 AM

#374097
Senros

I don't think science ever claimed to flood the earth...

1/2/2008 9:18:34 AM

#374098
BreeStar

For once, we agree on something, AV. Of course, your idea for why science didn't do it is because you believe God did it, while my reason is because IT NEVER HAPPENED!

1/2/2008 9:18:53 AM

#374109


Science doesn't make anything. They try to find out the truth and explain the world as it is. And sorry, the flood hasn't got many partisans.

1/2/2008 9:45:27 AM

#374111
Brain_In_A_Jar

Of course science didn't do it, science says it never fucking happened at all!

1/2/2008 10:05:27 AM

#374121
Sagger


1/2/2008 10:39:16 AM

#374137
Mister Spak

GODDIDDIT!!! GODDIDDIT!!! GODDIDDIT!!!!

1/2/2008 11:56:28 AM

#374143
MK

"haha, I have put my king in check on purpose to fool you into thinking you're winning!"

1/2/2008 12:12:23 PM

#374145
Caustic Gnostic

You're right, in a roundabout way. Science didn't do it; the people who soberly applied science to the hypothesis, determined that a single global-scale flood did not and could not ever happen.

1/2/2008 12:13:19 PM

#374149
anevilmeme

Science simply shows no such flood took place, next?

1/2/2008 12:20:25 PM

#374156
Star Cluster

You are quite the dumbass, aren't you AV1611VET?

1/2/2008 12:35:30 PM

#374159
Whydontyou.org.uk

"myth or otherwise" Hahaha.

What a fucking absurd idiot.

1/2/2008 12:37:52 PM

#374164
J-Hay

Man, you're one special kind of stupid.

1/2/2008 12:51:44 PM

#374167
xander07

We're INNOCENT! Sweet vindication!

...wait a minute...that never even happened!

1/2/2008 12:56:51 PM

#374171
Gemsabarmy

The argument against the flood is easy if you're willing to read real books and listen to actual geologists. Unfortunately, most fundies are unwilling to do this. So, why not pose the argument of the repopulation of the animals instead. How the holy hell did Noah manage to collect and return animals to the continents of America, Australia, and Antarctica before those continents had even been discovered by Western people? No fundie has ever had an answer to this except to say "Oh, God is great and can accomplish anything." Not an answer!

1/2/2008 1:03:38 PM

#374180
LabRat

Science didn't do what no one ever claimed science did?

Uh, ok.

1/2/2008 1:50:34 PM

#374186
aaa

Go Watch "Life of brian".

1/2/2008 1:57:43 PM

#374194
NonProphet

After weeks of intensive searching, I'm pretty sure AV is a Poe.
I've been going back over his posts, and lately they seem self-defeating in a manner only achieved by the truly incoherent or the intentionally absurd.

Of course, he could just be a raving nutter. I'll have to do more research to find out.

1/2/2008 2:13:18 PM

#374199
Paler_Face

What point is he trying to make?

1/2/2008 2:32:49 PM

#374214
GigaGuess

This is true. God didn't either. It didn't happen. It is flat out impossible to reach the numbers we have with the restraints it gives.

1/2/2008 3:15:58 PM
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