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#374131
Hey man, Rome, Greece and Sumer were not that bad(except the fact that they didn't have wal-mart)
1/2/2008 11:43:01 AM
#374132
Whydontyou.org.uk
Another barely repressed fundie-psychopath who thinks the only reason people dont rape and kill wantonly is because the SkyPixie has a CCTV system watching everyone.
1/2/2008 11:45:36 AM
#374134
Norway, France and most of the European countries are getting by very well, thank you.
1/2/2008 11:51:02 AM
#374136
Mister Spak
"People will have no morals. Everyone will believe the insane Darwinist theories about people evolving from monkeys."
Fundies are already there.
1/2/2008 11:55:33 AM
#374141
Vim
Particularly ironic that he mentions "then the influential powers that be will have you right where they want you," when religious organizations help with this a whole lot more, I should think.
1/2/2008 12:10:08 PM
#374142
D.R.
That sounds fine.
1/2/2008 12:12:02 PM
#374147
anevilmeme
How long until this loon walks into a K-Mart and takes hostages?
1/2/2008 12:19:10 PM
#374148
Caustic Gnostic
And finally...the Royal Republic of Canadexico will come into its own.
Sex should be taken seriously as a religion. Seriously.
1/2/2008 12:19:49 PM
#374150
Evil Deadite
Okay, now I am actually offended. Wal-Mart day? I NEVER shop at Wal-Mart. My sense of morals and aesthetics prevent me from doing so. I cringe and grit my teeth when simply passing by a Wal-Mart.
1/2/2008 12:21:27 PM
#374152
WMDKitty
Dude...
Wait...
Whaaaa...aw, fuck it, I'm going to go get stoned and try to forget I ever saw this.
1/2/2008 12:26:08 PM
#374154
Jeremy PC
That quite a slope you got there.
1/2/2008 12:33:15 PM
#374155
Star Cluster
Got news for you there, sparky. There is no god now. Never has been. It's just a figment of someone's superstitious imagination that people blindly continue to follow despite all the evidence to the contrary. And no god does not equal no morals. Stop being brainwashed by "the powers that be" and think for yourself.
1/2/2008 12:33:21 PM
#374161
Aethernaut
Uh, are you sure you know what anarchy is, fldpan? I don't seem to recall anarchy requiring "influential powers that be."
1/2/2008 12:38:49 PM
#374165
Anarchy and influencial powers. This guy has a semantic crisis.
1/2/2008 12:54:39 PM
#374173
Gemsabarmy
If you make the "humans evolved from monkeys" claim you demonstrate that you have no understanding of human evolution and therefore have no argument against it except for what some upper-fundie has taught you to repeat.
Until you have an understanding of evolution how can you refute it? I mean, don't you want to decide for yourself and use that blessed 'freedom' that you like to fight for?
1/2/2008 1:07:15 PM
#374174
Nowonmai
Awww... what's the matter, iddums? Didn't you get the puppy you wanted for Christmas??
1/2/2008 1:15:37 PM
#374184
aaa
Hmm, Were still doing fine here in Finland.
1/2/2008 1:56:15 PM
#374191
LabRat
going off the meds cold turkey can be hell!
1/2/2008 2:04:41 PM
#374197
Joe
How can the powers that be have you right where they want you if there's anarchy? Isn't that a contradiction?
1/2/2008 2:26:59 PM
#374198
Frank
You guys are ignoring the best part: All your kids will be slime
1/2/2008 2:29:57 PM
#374201
John
People will have no morals. Everyone will believe the insane Darwinist theories about people evolving from monkeys.
US vs. Denmark:
Belief in evolution: Denmark = 2 x US
Murder Rate: US = 4 x Denmark
A similar result would be found for most other European countries. So much for fldpan's theory.
1/2/2008 2:41:37 PM
#374206
gemsabarmy
@John
You could add some other numbers in there too like education standardized test scores (WAY higher in Denmark). The Danish have also been named the world's most content and happy population! Maybe it's because they don't worry about hellfire and brimstone all day long.
1/2/2008 2:50:11 PM
#374221
freako104
Paranoid much? I can't see it as Wal Mart day since Wal Mart is a Christian corporation (or tries to be). You say people will have no morals. This is not true, it is just that other people do not carry your morals. Can you prove there will be no god? It must not be much of a deity if it will cease to exist.
1/2/2008 3:29:10 PM
#374223
My Name is Bung
Instead of caroling we'll all just jerk each other off on our neighbors lawns. People will marry toasters and sire unholy appliance / man half breeds. Toilet paper will be made exclusively from old copies of Psalms and Revelations. And thats when the Zionist conspiracy escalates to the matzo orgy stage.
1/2/2008 3:33:37 PM
#374229
Mudflappus
fldpan certainly has an overactive imagination doesn't he? Seems like every idiot has to go to extremes to describe their perception of the world if things don't go exactly how they want them to.
1/2/2008 3:45:42 PM
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