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Quote# 33113

You're a Christian OR you're an atheist.

battlefront23, GameSpt 85 Comments [1/2/2008 4:11:44 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11
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#374238
Happymealungen

Then you sir are Mormon OR Amish.

Take your pick

1/2/2008 4:14:18 PM

#374241
Lupine

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

1/2/2008 4:15:51 PM

#374245
James

You're a Muslim OR you're a humanist.

1/2/2008 4:19:29 PM

#374246
AnonymousAsshole

Too stupid to live...

1/2/2008 4:20:15 PM

#374247
gemsabarmy

That's like saying "you're a Sith OR you're a Jedi"
It's not true because Boba Fett was neither. There are plenty of Boba Fett's out there....duh!

1/2/2008 4:21:14 PM

#374249
Joe

You can also be both, since "or" is inclusive by default.

1/2/2008 4:25:45 PM

#374252
Illuminatalie

Cue the Venn diagrams.

1/2/2008 4:28:53 PM

#374253
Bryan65

Either you're a intelligent person OR you're a schmuck.

No prize for guessing which one you fall under.

1/2/2008 4:30:21 PM

#374254
Caustic Gnostic

I'm an atheist Christian.

If any of these bible zombies have a problem with that, they can shove their heads back up their asses and STFU.

1/2/2008 4:30:40 PM

#374257
LabRat

Hoow very binary of you

1/2/2008 4:33:13 PM

#374259
Thundersqueaks

Having read battlefront's posts on that thread, it's evident that he's just another sheep, parroting what he was taught in apologetics 101. I'm not surprised at all that he came out with this simplistic, either/or nonsense.

1/2/2008 4:36:07 PM

#374262
Whydontyou.org.uk

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

1/2/2008 4:48:27 PM

#374264
cyborgtroy

If by atheist, you mean non-Christian, then yes.

1/2/2008 4:57:13 PM

#374268
Sideshow Bob

This is unbelievably short-sighted. Not only that, but there are many who actually agree. That's weak and sad.

1/2/2008 5:15:57 PM

#374270
Ben Franklin

Hey, asswipe, I'm a deist.

1/2/2008 5:19:52 PM

#374271
Mister Spak

I'm one of those muslim atheists, but there are other atheists who are catholics.


1/2/2008 5:20:11 PM

#374274
GigaGuess

*Raises Hand*

Agnostic, bordering on Pantheism. Swing and a miss, bubba.

1/2/2008 5:26:20 PM

#374279
McCulloch

Atheist means that we do not believe in a god or gods. Christians claim that their god is the only true god. Therefore, if you believe in one of the other gods, by the Christian definition of God, you do not believe in god. Ergo, you are an atheist.
This is just an expression of the narrow Christian fundamentalism regarding their exclusive claim to have the truth regarding deity.

1/2/2008 5:30:03 PM

#374281
NonProphet

Or a Hindu.
Or a Buddhist.
Or a Muslim.
Or a Wiccan.
Or a Universalist.
Or an agnostic.
Or a pagan.
Or...

1/2/2008 5:35:16 PM

#374283
cool cats

And all Atheists are Muslims, right?

And all Muslims are Hindus.

And if you're neither a Hindu or a Muslim, you're a Buddhist.

1/2/2008 5:37:35 PM

#374288
MiykaelPoly

sounds like what bush said about the terrorists... "You are either with us, or with them"

1/2/2008 5:45:12 PM

#374300
approximate

You're a turnip OR you're a brick.

Arf.

1/2/2008 6:11:54 PM

#374308
Euclid

enum FAITH { Christian, Atheist }

int yourfaith;

cout << "Please enter faith [0 or 1]
";
cin >> yourfaith;

if ((yourfaith == Christian) || (yourfaith == Atheist))
cout << "OK then
";
else
ExplodeBrain(&battlefront23);

1/2/2008 6:21:41 PM

#374309
Euclid

@MiykaelPoly:
Yes indeed. One of W's favorite fallacies: the false dichotomy. Rove would be so proud of battlefront23.

1/2/2008 6:23:18 PM

#374322
GigaGuess

Hindus disagree.

As do Catholics, Wiccans, Mormons, Muslims...do I need to go on?

1/2/2008 7:25:34 PM
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