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You're a Christian OR you're an atheist.

battlefront23, GameSpt 85 Comments [1/2/2008 4:11:44 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11
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Happymealungen

Then you sir are Mormon OR Amish.

Take your pick

1/2/2008 4:14:18 PM

Lupine

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

1/2/2008 4:15:51 PM

James

You're a Muslim OR you're a humanist.

1/2/2008 4:19:29 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Too stupid to live...

1/2/2008 4:20:15 PM

gemsabarmy

That's like saying "you're a Sith OR you're a Jedi"
It's not true because Boba Fett was neither. There are plenty of Boba Fett's out there....duh!

1/2/2008 4:21:14 PM

Joe

You can also be both, since "or" is inclusive by default.

1/2/2008 4:25:45 PM

Illuminatalie

Cue the Venn diagrams.

1/2/2008 4:28:53 PM

Bryan65

Either you're a intelligent person OR you're a schmuck.

No prize for guessing which one you fall under.

1/2/2008 4:30:21 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I'm an atheist Christian.

If any of these bible zombies have a problem with that, they can shove their heads back up their asses and STFU.

1/2/2008 4:30:40 PM

LabRat

Hoow very binary of you

1/2/2008 4:33:13 PM

Thundersqueaks

Having read battlefront's posts on that thread, it's evident that he's just another sheep, parroting what he was taught in apologetics 101. I'm not surprised at all that he came out with this simplistic, either/or nonsense.

1/2/2008 4:36:07 PM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

1/2/2008 4:48:27 PM

cyborgtroy

If by atheist, you mean non-Christian, then yes.

1/2/2008 4:57:13 PM

Sideshow Bob

This is unbelievably short-sighted. Not only that, but there are many who actually agree. That's weak and sad.

1/2/2008 5:15:57 PM

Ben Franklin

Hey, asswipe, I'm a deist.

1/2/2008 5:19:52 PM

Mister Spak

I'm one of those muslim atheists, but there are other atheists who are catholics.


1/2/2008 5:20:11 PM

GigaGuess

*Raises Hand*

Agnostic, bordering on Pantheism. Swing and a miss, bubba.

1/2/2008 5:26:20 PM

McCulloch

Atheist means that we do not believe in a god or gods. Christians claim that their god is the only true god. Therefore, if you believe in one of the other gods, by the Christian definition of God, you do not believe in god. Ergo, you are an atheist.
This is just an expression of the narrow Christian fundamentalism regarding their exclusive claim to have the truth regarding deity.

1/2/2008 5:30:03 PM

NonProphet

Or a Hindu.
Or a Buddhist.
Or a Muslim.
Or a Wiccan.
Or a Universalist.
Or an agnostic.
Or a pagan.
Or...

1/2/2008 5:35:16 PM

cool cats

And all Atheists are Muslims, right?

And all Muslims are Hindus.

And if you're neither a Hindu or a Muslim, you're a Buddhist.

1/2/2008 5:37:35 PM

MiykaelPoly

sounds like what bush said about the terrorists... "You are either with us, or with them"

1/2/2008 5:45:12 PM

approximate

You're a turnip OR you're a brick.

Arf.

1/2/2008 6:11:54 PM

Euclid

enum FAITH { Christian, Atheist }

int yourfaith;

cout << "Please enter faith [0 or 1]
";
cin >> yourfaith;

if ((yourfaith == Christian) || (yourfaith == Atheist))
cout << "OK then
";
else
ExplodeBrain(&battlefront23);

1/2/2008 6:21:41 PM

Euclid

@MiykaelPoly:
Yes indeed. One of W's favorite fallacies: the false dichotomy. Rove would be so proud of battlefront23.

1/2/2008 6:23:18 PM

GigaGuess

Hindus disagree.

As do Catholics, Wiccans, Mormons, Muslims...do I need to go on?

1/2/2008 7:25:34 PM
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