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The cult of the FSTDT is a cult of agnostics/atheists who call Jesus a liar, yet they have no reason for doing so. What FSTDT really stands for is For Satan The Demonic Teacher.

In spite of the fact that God of the Bible is proven in the 4 Step Perfect Proof, they still remain shutting their minds down.

When I am against something, I at least have some evidence, yet they need none because they operate as a cult.

Churchwork, biblocality.com 664 Comments [1/3/2008 4:55:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 17
WTF?! || meh

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Saccha

And here I thought it was just a website full of insane quotes.

Gotta hand it to them "For Satan the Demonic Teacher" is a pretty kick-ass name in a hilarious way.

Edit:
http://www3.telus.net/trbrooks/perfectproof.htm
There is their perfect proof. tl:dr.

1/3/2008 4:56:44 AM

Anon

fuck guys he found out,quick everyone drink the bitter koolaid so we can get to the real heaven

1/3/2008 4:57:10 AM

Mike

Crap, they found us out! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!

1/3/2008 5:06:44 AM

cyborgtroy

Why didn't anybody tell me about the secret acronym, huh?

And, I don't like Kool-Aid, but I brought cyanide-laced Gatorade, so... If you don't like Kool-Aid... I brought extra.

1/3/2008 5:08:13 AM

DinDC

Does this mean we have to spill the beans about Xenu now??

1/3/2008 5:10:09 AM

Lorelei

Heh, we even have Yahweh in our cult!


1/3/2008 5:11:19 AM

MysticalChicken

Fundie Rule #736: Whenever the letters S or D are in an acronym, those letters must always stand for "Satan" or "Demon" or a variation of the two.

What exactly is this 4 Step Perfect Proof you speak of? I'm going to hazard a guess that it's basically a strawman army.

Also, pray (no pun intended) tell what "evidence" you have. No, the bible doesn't count.

1/3/2008 5:11:49 AM

approximate

C'mon....show us your "perfect proof". We can't wait to see it. (and mock it)


1/3/2008 5:17:27 AM

Chi

Come on guys. Kool aid? Gatorade? We stand For Satan the Demonic Teacher. We could at least have some laced booze.

1/3/2008 5:20:51 AM

James

We refuted the 4 step proof over and over again. I should know, I was one of the ones doing it.

1/3/2008 5:21:00 AM

Hawker Hurricane

Guys, if you want to see the proof, it's on his site. You don't want him here, spamming the place up with it. It's a typical circular argument with only 2 steps, but he rewords a step so he can number it twice, and puts in a non-step that he calls a step.

He's either the greatest Poe troll of all time or a loon.

1/3/2008 5:23:14 AM

cool cats

No, you got the name wrong. It's FATHER Satan, The Demonic teacher. And about being a cult, we prefer the term Satanic Baby Eating, Virgin Sacrificing Cult or SBEVSC.

Thank you!

1/3/2008 5:26:09 AM

b. beau

Tsk tsk.

Troy again.


1/3/2008 5:27:07 AM

Anon

gatorade is fine,but no booze,our atheist cult is all under aged rebellious teens did you forget already?
id hate to break the law or anything,thatd just feed the stereotype :P

1/3/2008 5:27:47 AM

KCAccidental101

Nobody on this site thinks Jesus is liar.

We just think the authors of the Gospels were liars.

1/3/2008 5:41:35 AM

For Whom The Bell Tolls


1/3/2008 5:41:53 AM

Michael

"For Satan The Demonic Teacher". Wow! I'm actually impressed that an ass-hat pulled THAT out of his ass!

1/3/2008 5:43:52 AM

Snopester in Exile

"Step 1 - If there had been an eternity of the past of cause and effects, we would have had an eternity to be perfected without sin, but since we still sin...

Hold up, please define sin without referring to God. (Remember you're trying to prove God exists, so we can't assume he exists for this step.)

1/3/2008 5:58:21 AM

Chi

@ Anon
Fine, those who've lost their Satan approved fake ID's must have gatorade.

@cool cat
We can only sacrifice virgins on the alter of Darwin or it doesn't count

1/3/2008 5:58:50 AM

Viva

Yes! We're a cult! Finally!

1/3/2008 6:02:22 AM

BCD

Isn't this the idiot that spams this site over and over with his "perfect proof." Please don't get him started.

And as sophistry goes, it's horrible - more like a word salad from a bipolar patient.

1/3/2008 6:03:33 AM

mdk31

oshi-

They found us.

Delete fucking everything.

1/3/2008 6:07:55 AM

gulagbait

A++++ would call Jesus a liar again

1/3/2008 6:10:17 AM

Caustic Gnostic

I, like Thomas Paine, do not regard Jesus as a liar; rather, he's pretty much a mensch in anyone's book. Ironically enough, the travesty that identifies itself as "his" book, has twisted and perverted his good image.

Ditch the blood-god of Abraham, and his poisonous scripture, and we may be dealing with a viable proposition here.

I won't be arguing with Mr Jefferson either.

Deist, atheist, whatever -- those gentlemen had broad enough cultural awareness to recognize a good person by his message. Like Socrates, of course; the Buddha; Mencius and Plotinus; and whoever else, by being exemplary humanist teachers, might elevate themselves into the cultural stream of consciousness.

Jesus emerged from the cultural backwoods of his time, ostensibly to save the people from Yaldabaoth, and those people that were supposedly entrusted to carry his message to the world, let him down.

Except his apostle to India and a couple others.

1/3/2008 6:13:17 AM

Florens

This site is just upsetting. Look at this thread.

http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2213

The topic starter is polite and cautious, much more than I would have been (if I cared enough to register on that site I would've just went ahead and called him all-out batshit insane). Yet this Churchwork guy chooses to spew nastiness and tell him what an awful person he is and how he's going to burn in hell. I also particularly liked this part:

"Seventh, Jesus is more well documented than anyone in antiquity, so lack of historical record is not a viable excuse. We have 45 early known sources in addition to the Bible documenting 129 facts of his life from Christians and non-Christians."

I'd like to know who "We" refers to (him and the voices in his head maybe?) and what exactly these 45 sources are.

1/3/2008 6:13:31 AM
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