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I'll take God's book over my brain & think power any day!!

4Christ@44, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Spherical Cube

\"I'll take God's book over my brain & think power any day!!\"

I think most people would take anything over your brain & think power.

5/23/2007 5:34:10 PM

David D.G.

Now THAT is a hardcore example of Fundamentalism in a Nutshell!


~David D.G.

5/23/2007 5:36:41 PM

szenah

In your case, that might be a good thing.

5/23/2007 6:01:52 PM

Sideshow Bob

Nut in a Fundamentalism shell.

5/23/2007 6:06:41 PM

JasoNF

I am continuously surprised by how many people
know that the bible was written by human beings,
know that the bible was edited by human beings,
and know that the bible was translated by human beings,
yet still insist that it is the flawless and perfect WORD OF GOD
(and deny its contradictions and factual inaccuracies that clearly stamp it as a human work)

5/23/2007 7:11:00 PM

Commisar Matty

nutshell nthd

5/23/2007 7:14:27 PM

Jerry

I'd pick ány book over your brain...

heck \"timmy goes to the petting zoo\" seems like a good read...

5/23/2007 7:20:38 PM

Cynic

And it shows.

6/19/2009 6:00:26 AM

Clown

Well... Let's say I take artistic name. Something like, oh, I don't know, Yahweh God Almighty. If I write a book, would you buy it?

6/19/2009 6:16:58 AM

Anon-e-moose

Okay. Have a complete lobotomy & replace your brain with a Bible. Frankly, having leather-bound paper instead of a neurological structure would make you far more intelligent than you are now.

What you have in your cranium right now is only good for keeping your ears apart.

6/19/2009 8:04:56 AM

Elia

Fine, give me your brainpower. I need it more than you do if I'm going to ever get that teleportation machine up and running.

6/19/2009 8:25:57 AM

LOLOLOL

On one hand, you get a book. On the other, you get nothing.

I think I'd take the book, too, but I'd just recycle it. I recycle trash.

8/18/2009 7:10:56 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I'll take God's book over my brain & think power any day!!

Hahaha, so would I, and still rate the both of them a zero. Both, as in sum total.

8/18/2009 8:25:42 PM

lisamariefan

Not that there's any difference between your brain and "God's book."

2/11/2011 3:03:51 PM

jas43

please take cyanide over your cereal in the morning.
if fundies eat cereal.
im sure kellogs is satanic somehow.

2/11/2011 3:06:22 PM
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