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I'll take God's book over my brain & think power any day!!

4Christ@44, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#235435
Spherical Cube

\"I'll take God's book over my brain & think power any day!!\"

I think most people would take anything over your brain & think power.

5/23/2007 5:34:10 PM

#235437
David D.G.

Now THAT is a hardcore example of Fundamentalism in a Nutshell!


~David D.G.

5/23/2007 5:36:41 PM

#235445
szenah

In your case, that might be a good thing.

5/23/2007 6:01:52 PM

#235450
Sideshow Bob

Nut in a Fundamentalism shell.

5/23/2007 6:06:41 PM

#235488
JasoNF

I am continuously surprised by how many people
know that the bible was written by human beings,
know that the bible was edited by human beings,
and know that the bible was translated by human beings,
yet still insist that it is the flawless and perfect WORD OF GOD
(and deny its contradictions and factual inaccuracies that clearly stamp it as a human work)

5/23/2007 7:11:00 PM

#235491
Commisar Matty

nutshell nthd

5/23/2007 7:14:27 PM

#235494
Jerry

I'd pick ány book over your brain...

heck \"timmy goes to the petting zoo\" seems like a good read...

5/23/2007 7:20:38 PM

#973619
Cynic

And it shows.

6/19/2009 6:00:26 AM

#973629
Clown

Well... Let's say I take artistic name. Something like, oh, I don't know, Yahweh God Almighty. If I write a book, would you buy it?

6/19/2009 6:16:58 AM

#973728
Anon-e-moose

Okay. Have a complete lobotomy & replace your brain with a Bible. Frankly, having leather-bound paper instead of a neurological structure would make you far more intelligent than you are now.

What you have in your cranium right now is only good for keeping your ears apart.

6/19/2009 8:04:56 AM

#973753
Elia

Fine, give me your brainpower. I need it more than you do if I'm going to ever get that teleportation machine up and running.

6/19/2009 8:25:57 AM

#1008558
LOLOLOL

On one hand, you get a book. On the other, you get nothing.

I think I'd take the book, too, but I'd just recycle it. I recycle trash.

8/18/2009 7:10:56 PM

#1008579
Philbert McAdamia

I'll take God's book over my brain & think power any day!!

Hahaha, so would I, and still rate the both of them a zero. Both, as in sum total.

8/18/2009 8:25:42 PM

#1255636
lisamariefan

Not that there's any difference between your brain and "God's book."

2/11/2011 3:03:51 PM

#1255637
jas43

please take cyanide over your cereal in the morning.
if fundies eat cereal.
im sure kellogs is satanic somehow.

2/11/2011 3:06:22 PM
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