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"I`ve often wondered,if God took a single rib out of Adam and made Eve,why don`t we have more ribs on one side than the other?"

Actually the female skeleton has one more rib than the male in all that I've seen in various museums.

Anonymous, Tennessean 90 Comments [1/3/2008 3:12:58 PM]
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Mike

Lying for Jesus.

1/3/2008 3:15:31 PM

Berny

Either lying for Jesus of woefully ignorant of basic anatomy.

1/3/2008 3:27:24 PM

McCulloch

Failed anatomy, I see.

Why is it that fundies keep repeating the same lies?

1/3/2008 3:35:20 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Either lying for Jesus or the only "museums" he/she has ever visited are of the creationist variety. Woefully ignorant of basic anatomy in either case.

1/3/2008 3:38:10 PM



In which museums?. Do those esqueletons have, ehem, you know what I'm talking about?. Or are you just figuring out?

1/3/2008 3:39:17 PM

Alena

Reality says you fail.

1/3/2008 3:42:39 PM

Aethernaut

Liar. Don't you all believe you go to Hell for that?

1/3/2008 3:53:55 PM

Mudflappus

Did someone pop a cracker in your mouth and pat you on the head after saying that? Good grief.

1/3/2008 3:55:04 PM

xander07

Lying for Jesus.

1/3/2008 3:56:15 PM



It's obvious, then, that you've never actually been to a museum.

1/3/2008 4:01:31 PM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Ouch.

Massive, massive fail.

1/3/2008 4:05:08 PM

Lithp

Can anyone else see this guy going from museum to museum stealing pieces of the exhibits to prove God's existance?

Anybody?

1/3/2008 4:07:57 PM

Homer J.

Ribs....mmmmmmmmmm.....*drool

1/3/2008 4:13:13 PM

Frank

Definitely lithp

1/3/2008 4:13:20 PM

BreeStar

X-rays of football injuries don't count as "various museums," dingbat.

1/3/2008 4:24:21 PM



Did you bother to count all the ribs in a squeleton?, how did you know it was male or female?. Wow!!!, freakish guy.

1/3/2008 4:27:25 PM

Viva

Liar!

1/3/2008 4:30:28 PM

forged4

ignoramouses like this should be forced to undergo unessesary sergery (to give them an extra rib)

1/3/2008 4:31:08 PM

Cerebulon

My dad had a masters degree and still thought that males had one less rib than females until I showed him that was untrue in 1997. Apparently it was taught in public schools for years. I'm not too surprised this fallacy is still alive and well.

1/3/2008 4:40:19 PM

werewolf

Look again, idiot. You can count, can't you?

1/3/2008 4:43:17 PM

Michael

Ahhhhh, been to Dr. Dino's museaum one too many times, I see.

1/3/2008 5:07:11 PM

Philbert McAdamia

forged4 - what is "unessesary sergery"?

An extra linty blue suit? (if that means the same as unnecessary)

;-)

1/3/2008 5:18:09 PM



I remember being told in my Catholic primary school (I'm from the UK) that women had an extra rib. I was dumb enuff to believe it for years. This quote brings back some memories!

Eventually I left Catholic secondary... an athiest.

1/3/2008 5:44:10 PM



I'm sorry, but that's crap.

1/3/2008 5:44:28 PM

Mister Spak

I've often wondered, while reading these submissions, how are people this stupid able to operate a computer?

1/3/2008 5:46:26 PM
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