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[Replying to '... can you provide a reason why ... this should be done?']Other than God telling me it is so? Hmmm... do I really need another reason?

RightIdea, Theology Web 8 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Agozyen

Generally speaking, you have to have one to have another.

9/21/2008 10:24:56 PM

H. Faustus Arash

You might not. The rest of the world might.

10/27/2008 6:03:57 PM

evilred

Yes.

10/27/2008 6:52:35 PM

Tom S. Fox

I sure am glad that the dictator whom they follow so blindly doesn't really exist.

11/4/2008 8:22:39 AM

a mind far far away

And he calls himself 'RightIdea'? There should be laws against that sort of lunacy. I really, really hope that god tells you to jump off of a bridge into a river, with a big heavy stone tied around your ankle. Let's see how strong your faith is then, moron.

11/4/2008 8:30:06 AM

Michael

Why not? Man has invented well over 2500 one-true gods, so you have plenty to choose from.
If none of those fit your agenda, just dream up another using the following process:
1.. Invent a god and give it a name like YURANASSOLE.
2.. Write down all of this new gods' profile in a language that only you can understand. Be careful to hide this document carefully so that no-one can find it.
3.. Add legends and myths to taste.
4.. Punish non-believers in its name, preferably publicly.
5.. Create off-shore account and tell followers that this god needs all thier money to carry out its work.
6.. Discourage education and science, then demonise all those with an IQ exceeding 60.

11/4/2008 9:03:07 AM

anti-nonsense

Yes you do, the voices in your head are not a good excuse to do anything.

12/21/2012 9:26:44 AM

Dr.Shrinker

As far as your life goes, I suppose not. However, if you wish to impose your view on others, like trying to eliminate abortion rights and forbid same-sex marriage because "my gawd sez so," THEN we have a problem?

See the difference? If so, kudos. Most of your lot cannot.

12/21/2012 9:54:20 AM
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