According to the Bible, the earth has been in existence longer than the sun. I believe God did it that way on purpose, as it effectively pwns science and sun worshippers.
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According to any intelligent person, the sun has been in existence longer than the earth. I believe they say this on purpose, as it effectively not only pwns creationism, but also makes sense.
Only if they were around to see it, or believe the Bible to be literal truth (which is, y'know, a bit unlikely for scientists or sun worshippers). Or, to put it another way: I believe God made you a moron on purpose, as it effectively pwns your creationist arguments.
I thought we established that AV1611VET was a very persistent Poe did we not?
If not, God doesn't like you worshiping false idols. Maybe you should start praying to Jesus and not the Bible.
According to books that are not thousands of years old, plus observed data in forming solar systems (oh no! There's more to the universe than just Earth!), sun forms, then planets form with the stuff that's left.
According to the Bible, the earth has been in existence longer than the sun. I believe God did it that way on purpose ...
According to Jules Verne, the center of the earth is inhabited by dinosaurs. The Bible is another book of fiction that also makes odd claims. Nothing is pwned by AV1611VET's bizarre personal beliefs.
Now I have been told that "pwn" means OWN. What I dont understand is why NOBODY can hit the backspace key and correct it.
The letter "O", USE IT YOU OVERGLORIFIED, BIPEDAL, DUNG BEETLE
@ D Laurier: "Now I have been told that "pwn" means OWN. What I dont understand is why NOBODY can hit the backspace key and correct it.
The letter "O", USE IT YOU OVERGLORIFIED, BIPEDAL, DUNG BEETLE"
You are not aware of all of the times that people that do hit the backspace key. The vast majority of people that type it do so intentionally because it is an aspect of Internet culture. It probably began when people were trying to type quickly and people soon began to parody the common mistake.
How does that "pwn" science, even if it was? Wouldn't God make science just fit into that scheme of things?
Wait, it's AV1611VET. Never mind.
Just as a matter of idle/idol curiosity, if the earth has been in existence longer than the sun, then how does all the "on the first day god created..." bit work? With no sun, there is no day is there?
or could it be that AV1611VET has forgotten to take his pills again
I think this can best be described as the final stage of fundtardism.
In stage 1, that the bible is literally true is completely supported by facts and science.
In stage 2, unable to use real science to back up their claims, fundtards resort to inventing their own 'scientific' explanations to support the literal interpretation of the bible.
By stage 3, their 'science' has been so repeatedly discredited by inconvenient facts that they must resort to attacking these facts, or inventing their own, to maintain their delusion of biblical inerrancy.
Finally stage 4 is reached, and the fundtards' inability to make reality fit their mental aberration finally sinks in. In a final, desperate bid to hold on to their idee fixe , they reject all facts as irrelevant. Thus they no longer need to prove what they believe, nor provide the slightest supporting shred of evidence for it. Their beliefs now come straight from God, and are hence infallible. No fact can challenge this, as facts do not come from God hence are irrelevant. As the fundtards' beliefs are divinely inspired, everything they say is right by fiat and everything that disagrees is wrong by default.
AV1611VET's retreat from reality is now complete.
And American pi= 3, and insects have the wrong number of legs, biblically, and the Bible will save you from a nuclear or chemical attack by Islamists. According to the Bible is a sure-fire way to self-ridicule.
@Wet Walnuts - depends on what you mean by "real". He's a hard-core fundie, alright. And he occasionally posts some fairly learned arguments when he can suck in someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. But whether his motives are serious discussion or just liberal-chain-yanking is hard to say.
I like "pwn". It introduces a term for a shade of meaning that previously had no term. (Okay, lots of shades of meaning. But then the OED has a small novel's worth of definition for the word "set", so why not?) (I'll tell you why not. "Bling." It is utterly indispensible for the tacky crap it describes, and even though one immediately sounds ridiculous using it, I bet it's still going to be part of the language in 50 years.)
Wait, how does it pwn sun worshipers? Oh no, we cannot worship that, it's younger than the earth! Our religion has been rendered meaningless by biblical trivia! We're melting! Melting!
Asiding from the fact that objective reality makes that impossible, and that sun worshipers don't LITERALLY worship the sun, do you have any proof for this, outside of the Bible?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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