(in a post trying to define "kind")
What you see now is God's [fallen] taxa. The "kinds" all went back to the Periodic Table.
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Yes, because 'as any fule kno', man is made from Helium and women from Shelium.
AV is an exception, of course, being made of Osmium, the densest element of the periodic table.
Ahh, good old fundie debate tactics 101. When losing an argument on scientific grounds, throw in any and all sciency-sounding words you may have heard in your entire life, regardless of what they mean or even whether you know what they mean!
Later in the same thread, our hero says,
"Like I say, that's fine with me. At least I'm trying. If you're having so much trouble with what I'm "making up," then by all means, feel free to clarify it. I should at least have given a close enough definition that you all can understand it; but if not, then again, that's something you'll have to wonder about the next time someone uses that word "kind" to explain how the Ark was capable of housing all the animals, or to explain four-footed grasshoppers, unicorns, satyrs, etc.
I know this sounds like a broken record --- but it bears repeating:
If you can't get past Genesis 1, you're in for a doosey of a ride, as it only gets worse from there."
OMFIPU.
I see the words, see that they are in English, but put together, they make no sense.
Rusty-flavored starfishes envelope soccer banana.
See? I can play this game too.
Argument from incomprehensibility, anyone?
ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.
God in Heaven, please let him be a Poe, please let him be a Poe, please let him be a Poe, please let him be a Poe, please let him be a Poe, please let him be a Poe...
I thought JohnR7 was dumb. But AV1611VET tops them all. Every single one of them.
He'd make for a horrible troll, he's so unbelievably over-the-top that you can hardly believe that he's the genuine thing... except that he is.
Religious extremism in all its glaring stupidity, all rolled into a single internet persona.
So, then, lions and tigers belong to the Potassium kind,
while bears belong to the Praseodymium kind,
right?
This has to be quote of the year material, and it's only January.
Lethal levels of stupid and ignorance!!!
In chemistry class, we should teach both sides of the issue : Darwin's godless periodic table and the fundie periodic table. Earth, fire, water, and air, and then on the second row, blood, coca cola, KJV Bible, and white-out correction fluid.
Two earth atoms combine to make a dert molecule. E + E -> De
10 dert molecules combine to make a human. 10De + {breath of God} -> Ma(n)
Two dert molecules combine with air and blood to make a unicorn molecule : De(2) + 2A(2) + Bl -> De2BlA4
Six KJV bible molecules are burned, with evil results : 6K2 + 2F2 -> 4K3F + {release of demons}
What... what are you DOING to those poor words? Do you even know what the hell you're saying?? Or are all of your posts just stream-of-consciousness exercises, made up of random strings of words that almost happen to form sentences?
AV1611VET, your post is meaningless, and I suspect you typed it with the sole intent of making everyone dumber by reading it. For the sake of humanity, I hope you never venture out into actual society. God save us all.
So what, after the fall or something, polar bears not-evolved from platinum, bonobos not-evolved from molybdenum, archaeopteryx not-evolved from xenon, humans not-evolved from gold, and Superman not-evolved from krypton?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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