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Ask your doctor. I ask GOD to take away my headaches and they're gone. A headache is from your white blood cells swelling up. Stress, nerves!

embodiment777, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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csc

I could feel those white cells swelling as I read this.

1/22/2006 2:51:37 AM

Papabear

Headaches can indeed be caused by stress, but not \"white blood cells swelling up.\"
I asked God to take away my headaches, but Fundies are still here.

2/24/2006 12:48:16 AM

Redhunter

you are giving me a headache, will he take you away?

6/30/2006 10:56:47 AM

David D.G.

\"A headache is from your white blood cells swelling up\"? Where did you get your medical education -- from the other asylum inmates?


~David D.G.

6/30/2006 2:10:56 PM

Angua

I think I'll ask my doctor, thank you. I'd rather not have supernatural forces messing around with my brain so much that I actually believe that "white blood cells swelling up" is what causes headaches in the first place.

8/27/2009 5:06:39 PM

Dr. Gus

O RLY?
Let me bash your head with a hammer, not even hard enough to be dangerous and then try to pray away the pain.
I bet you it won't work.

8/27/2009 5:14:07 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Damn uppity white blood cells...always causing trouble. Prolly libruls, not good ol' American red blooded ones.

8/27/2009 8:29:15 PM

pulsusego

*BASH!* now let's give you a minute to pray............ oh, wait, it's still not gone?

(and seriously? white blood cells? idiot..)

4/18/2010 4:56:37 PM

agentCDE

...I think I'll just take some ibuprofen or aspirin, thanks.

4/18/2010 9:31:22 PM

Elia

White blood cells cause headaches? Ahahahahahahahhahaha!

4/18/2010 10:46:09 PM

Anon-e-moose

"Ask your doctor. I ask GOD to take away my headaches and they're gone. A headache is from your white blood cells swelling up. Stress, nerves!"

Next time I visit my physician, I'll tell him what you've said. The permanent smile on his face will become a loud guffaw, methinks.

And he's a Muslim.

I don't know what his reply will be, but I can answer your question with a question: If you should have an accident and your leg is amputated as a result, will God regenerate a new limb?

'Faith' can move mountains after all, embodiment777.

Amirite?

4/19/2010 8:38:37 AM
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