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Ask your doctor. I ask GOD to take away my headaches and they're gone. A headache is from your white blood cells swelling up. Stress, nerves!
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[8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
I could feel those white cells swelling as I read this.
1/22/2006 2:51:37 AM
Headaches can indeed be caused by stress, but not \"white blood cells swelling up.\"
I asked God to take away my headaches, but Fundies are still here.
2/24/2006 12:48:16 AM
you are giving me a headache, will he take you away?
6/30/2006 10:56:47 AM
\"A headache is from your white blood cells swelling up\"? Where did you get your medical education -- from the other asylum inmates?
6/30/2006 2:10:56 PM
I think I'll ask my doctor, thank you. I'd rather not have supernatural forces messing around with my brain so much that I actually believe that "white blood cells swelling up" is what causes headaches in the first place.
8/27/2009 5:06:39 PM
Let me bash your head with a hammer, not even hard enough to be dangerous and then try to pray away the pain.
I bet you it won't work.
8/27/2009 5:14:07 PM
Damn uppity white blood cells...always causing trouble. Prolly libruls, not good ol' American red blooded ones.
8/27/2009 8:29:15 PM
*BASH!* now let's give you a minute to pray............ oh, wait, it's still not gone?
(and seriously? white blood cells? idiot..)
4/18/2010 4:56:37 PM
...I think I'll just take some ibuprofen or aspirin, thanks.
4/18/2010 9:31:22 PM
White blood cells cause headaches? Ahahahahahahahhahaha!
4/18/2010 10:46:09 PM
"Ask your doctor. I ask GOD to take away my headaches and they're gone. A headache is from your white blood cells swelling up. Stress, nerves!"
Next time I visit my physician, I'll tell him what you've said. The permanent smile on his face will become a loud guffaw, methinks.
And he's a Muslim.
I don't know what his reply will be, but I can answer your question with a question: If you should have an accident and your leg is amputated as a result,
will God regenerate a new limb?
'Faith' can move mountains after all, embodiment777.
4/19/2010 8:38:37 AM