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Sherrie is right, gay people do recruit. When I was 18 I had a roommate that tried to recruit me. She got me very confused. God did help me thru it and would not let me stray.

christine, BaptistBoard 22 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#281043


kinky

8/27/2007 8:55:53 PM
#281054
Alena

I'm pretty sure this "recruit" happened the same way girls try to ask out guys, except Christine sent a bazillion mixed signals and got the poor roommate very confused as well.

8/27/2007 9:31:57 PM
#281057
Mling

Translation:

When I was 18, I had a gay/bi roommate, and I thought, "Hey, here's my chance to explore a bit," and then I thought, "that's evil," and then I thought, "but it might be fun," and I got really confused. It's all her fault for existing.

8/27/2007 9:48:27 PM
#281058
The_Dude

Confusing? Perhaps. Pretty Hot? Definitely!

8/27/2007 9:50:57 PM
#281064
GigaGuess

Oh get out of the closet, or go to hell. Jeez...it's not her fault you want some female lovin'.

8/27/2007 10:46:51 PM
#281070
Puck

I thought this was vogue for college women -- lesbian until graduation.

8/27/2007 11:13:01 PM
#281072
anti-nonsense

I smell a closet case.

8/27/2007 11:16:08 PM
#281074
ArmandT

'Recruitment' to Christine may have actually been her roomie's attempt to get her to understand her sexual orientation.

Or Christine's a closet lesbo. Now that's hot.

8/27/2007 11:19:37 PM
#281090
Freboy

God was apparently so obsessed with your sexual orientation he had you forsake spelling.

8/28/2007 2:43:08 AM
#281112
Robbie

Well, shit.

If you would have just read the pamphlet she gave you, you wouldn't have been confused at all. Right now, you could be out there with our finest queers and poofters, fighting for the gay agenda.

Boo, Christine.

Boo.

8/28/2007 7:36:43 AM
#281141
BurntBush

You just feel guilty because you ate a fish taco.

8/28/2007 10:07:56 AM
#281145
Tomby Stone

I went down to the lesbian recruitment office and they wouldn't even let me sign up. Apparently they've got some sort of problem with male lesbians, and they claim to be oh so tolerant. Hypocrites.

8/28/2007 10:44:13 AM
#281149
codger

She didn't try to recruit you, she tried to seduce you. Spot the subtle difference.

8/28/2007 11:09:40 AM
#281152
MarylandBear

just remember -- if gays can't recruit enough, we'll have to start a gay draft.

and after six weeks of gay boot camp, you'll be expected to spend at least three nights a week at clubs with named liked "The Manhole" and "Dick Dock".

8/28/2007 11:18:55 AM
#281155
Necronomikron

Closet lesbian or bi. She probably got confused because she was turned on. Now she suppresses it and goes on with life. /sigh. It's nothing to be ashamed of, people.

8/28/2007 11:41:42 AM
#565631


By recruit did you mean a heart filled confession or invitation to lesbian orgy?

6/29/2008 10:08:38 PM
#566496


*snort* A likely story. Please, you're either a closet case or a liar.

6/30/2008 4:01:17 PM
#1035342
shykid

When I was 18 I had a roommate that tried to recruit me. She got me very confused.

That's hot. Do tell more.

10/11/2009 6:35:34 AM
#1035359
Canadiest

the word is 'seduce' not 'recruit'

10/11/2009 7:54:17 AM
#1035373
Philbert McAdamia

She got me very confused.


Aw, ya wanted some o' that, didn't ya, Chrissie.

10/11/2009 9:28:08 AM
#1199092
JSS

If you got 'confused' then you're bisexual to some degree, even if it's mostly heterosexual. 100% heterosexual persons would not get 'confused'.

8/28/2010 7:13:45 PM
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Justanotheratheist

Bullshit. God (who can see everything, remember) would have loved to watch. You just chickened out - assuming this story is even true.

8/28/2010 10:33:00 PM
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