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Sherrie is right, gay people do recruit. When I was 18 I had a roommate that tried to recruit me. She got me very confused. God did help me thru it and would not let me stray.

christine, BaptistBoard 22 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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8/27/2007 8:55:53 PM

Alena

I'm pretty sure this "recruit" happened the same way girls try to ask out guys, except Christine sent a bazillion mixed signals and got the poor roommate very confused as well.

8/27/2007 9:31:57 PM

Mling

Translation:

When I was 18, I had a gay/bi roommate, and I thought, "Hey, here's my chance to explore a bit," and then I thought, "that's evil," and then I thought, "but it might be fun," and I got really confused. It's all her fault for existing.

8/27/2007 9:48:27 PM

The_Dude

Confusing? Perhaps. Pretty Hot? Definitely!

8/27/2007 9:50:57 PM

GigaGuess

Oh get out of the closet, or go to hell. Jeez...it's not her fault you want some female lovin'.

8/27/2007 10:46:51 PM

Puck

I thought this was vogue for college women -- lesbian until graduation.

8/27/2007 11:13:01 PM

anti-nonsense

I smell a closet case.

8/27/2007 11:16:08 PM

ArmandT

'Recruitment' to Christine may have actually been her roomie's attempt to get her to understand her sexual orientation.

Or Christine's a closet lesbo. Now that's hot.

8/27/2007 11:19:37 PM

Freboy

God was apparently so obsessed with your sexual orientation he had you forsake spelling.

8/28/2007 2:43:08 AM

Robbie

Well, shit.

If you would have just read the pamphlet she gave you, you wouldn't have been confused at all. Right now, you could be out there with our finest queers and poofters, fighting for the gay agenda.

Boo, Christine.

Boo.

8/28/2007 7:36:43 AM

BurntBush

You just feel guilty because you ate a fish taco.

8/28/2007 10:07:56 AM

Tomby Stone

I went down to the lesbian recruitment office and they wouldn't even let me sign up. Apparently they've got some sort of problem with male lesbians, and they claim to be oh so tolerant. Hypocrites.

8/28/2007 10:44:13 AM

codger

She didn't try to recruit you, she tried to seduce you. Spot the subtle difference.

8/28/2007 11:09:40 AM

MarylandBear

just remember -- if gays can't recruit enough, we'll have to start a gay draft.

and after six weeks of gay boot camp, you'll be expected to spend at least three nights a week at clubs with named liked "The Manhole" and "Dick Dock".

8/28/2007 11:18:55 AM

Necronomikron

Closet lesbian or bi. She probably got confused because she was turned on. Now she suppresses it and goes on with life. /sigh. It's nothing to be ashamed of, people.

8/28/2007 11:41:42 AM



By recruit did you mean a heart filled confession or invitation to lesbian orgy?

6/29/2008 10:08:38 PM



*snort* A likely story. Please, you're either a closet case or a liar.

6/30/2008 4:01:17 PM

shykid

When I was 18 I had a roommate that tried to recruit me. She got me very confused.

That's hot. Do tell more.

10/11/2009 6:35:34 AM

Canadiest

the word is 'seduce' not 'recruit'

10/11/2009 7:54:17 AM

Philbert McAdamia

She got me very confused.


Aw, ya wanted some o' that, didn't ya, Chrissie.

10/11/2009 9:28:08 AM

JSS

If you got 'confused' then you're bisexual to some degree, even if it's mostly heterosexual. 100% heterosexual persons would not get 'confused'.

8/28/2010 7:13:45 PM

Justanotheratheist

Bullshit. God (who can see everything, remember) would have loved to watch. You just chickened out - assuming this story is even true.

8/28/2010 10:33:00 PM
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