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I had a tree limb hit me in the head, and by all appearances to all who were present, I was dead. But when my wife cried out a prayer to God, I began to breathe again. Now you can discount all this and laugh it away, but the fact remains that they and many other miracles have happened during my walk with the Lord. Why didn’t He just heal my bones and why did I have to spend 5 days in the hospital after I got hit by that tree limb? God knows.

crosscountry4jesus, Internet Infidels 11 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

\"Now you can discount all this and laugh it away\"

Not that I need your permission, but thanks, I will!

So how does surviving an injury qualify as a miracle? Everybody has been bonked on the head at one time or another. Are they all miracles? How can you tell the difference? Wouldn't a true miracle also have the bones healing quickly and no time in the hospital? Why does your statement fill me with more questions then before your unsubstantiated lies? Do I get a discount if I use this many question marks? Is this a partial-birth miracle, or a partial-truth story?

6/26/2006 12:25:24 PM

CousinTed

>>I had a tree limb hit me in the head<<

That actually explains a lot

6/26/2006 7:46:02 PM

Crosis

I believe that's called getting the wind knocked out of you. Happens all the time.

6/27/2006 3:21:42 AM

jas43

its called being unconscious

1/24/2011 3:51:45 PM

Dr. Shrinker

I am not discounting this or laughing it away. No, I am openly calling you a liar!

1/24/2011 4:17:51 PM

KR

"I had a tree limb hit me in the head, and by all appearances to all who were present, I was dead. "

Apparently it didn't hit hard enough, you still have screws loose. And, it's unconsciusness, as stated above. Do you think you die, when you fall asleep and by miracle you wake up at some point? Basically the same thing, your brain was on vacation for a while, rebooting. Not that it did any good as can be seen...

1/24/2011 4:25:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

One Word; Brain Damage.

1/24/2011 8:03:08 PM

Justanotheratheist

Er, maybe you had to spend five days in the hospital because God doesn't fucking exist....?

1/25/2011 2:38:10 AM



This is one of the funniest quotes on the site!

10/29/2011 9:58:21 PM

Anon-e-moose

"I had a tree limb hit me in the head, and by all appearances to all who were present, I was dead. But when my wife cried out a prayer to God, I began to breathe again."

crosscunt4jesus here had better not watch one particular edition of "Jo Brand's Big Splash" (on the digital TV channel 'Dave') if he knows what's good for him, then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=w7kmQW22emA

Some say, that he's the world Freediving champion, and that his 22 minute breath-holding record qualifies him to train personnel at a secret military science R&D research facility in the UK. All we know is... he's called Stig Åvall Severinsen!

Who knows what the likes of operatives of the CIA/NSA/Mossad/MI6 are taught by Dr. Masaaki Hatsumi, Grandmaster of Togakure Ryu Ninpo & Ninjutsu:



It is possible for people - trained by certain Sadhus in India - to slow down their breathing & heartrate, to the extent that they appear as if dead. Mayhaps crosscunt4Jesus simply experienced a concussion-induced pseudo-coma, which was temporary.

One more gap filled...! [/spoilsport] >:D

10/30/2011 9:16:00 AM



And if you´re pulling it out of your ass?. After all, it´s internet, man.

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