There is no way on God's green earth that he made a mastake by making man like man, so you can't be born gay
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There's no way that God could make a mistake and put unicorns in the bible, so there just HAS to be unicorns. I do not believe that I can be wrong, so therefore, I am right.
There's no way god could have been so stupid and incompetent as to put that talking snake and a forbidden tree in the same garden with two naive people who did not yet have a sense of right and wrong and then blame them and all their descendants for doing exactly what anyone with even minimal intelligence could foresee ... but there it is, right in the wholly babble that you wholly believe.
But God's made many mistakes...errr mastakes as you call them. There'd be no need for a great flood or to sacrifice one's son (as though that makes any sense at all) to save humanity if it weren't for God's short-sightedness. Based on the evidence it is quite clear that God is either not omnipotent as people seem to think he is, or he's a ridiculous douchebag. Those or he doesn't exist at all. Take your pick!
If god hates gays so much, why was there no specific commandment against it?
"Thou shalt not bugger they neighbour, nor thy neighbour's manservant, nor his slave, nor his manservant's slave, nor his ox, nor his ox's slave, nor shalt thou indulge in any whimsy of the back parts; for the lord thy god has forbidden this and verily will smite those who disobey most mightily in his mercy."
Just a side note, take a look from space and youll see that earth is only 30% green... From far, earth is blue, since it is 70% water.
Oh, my word, Garfield's right.
'Love' thy neighbor.
Brotherly 'love'.
'Love' your fellow man.
God communicates with a 'rainbow' or by 'flaming'.
It is a test. And the gays are winning.
Of course, since it's a fact that homosexuality is due to a combination of hormones, pheremones, and brain chemistry, then obviously people ARE born gay.
Did I just disprove the fundieGod?
God was too busy working on the eye to think about gay-prevention systems. To be honest, I think he was a bit burnt out by that point, and just left the eye with the blind spot, the appendix and tailbone, gays, and so forth, and buggered off for a beer. And fair enough, really -- he *had* just created an entire universe in a week.
Same logic applies to autism, hemophilia, blindness(if provoked by a genetic sickness), and many other things, including being an ugly person. And you committed many mistakes in grammar, being made to his image, by the way.
I'll remind you that, according to one account of Genesis, God initially created Adam as the only human. All the animals had mates but not the first man.
Just what did God intend for this one man to do in order to reproduce, or simply relieve his sexual drive?
Intelligent design my ass.
So there's no natural mistakes on God's perfect earth. At all. Anywhere in nature.
I guess I just chose to be horribly nearsighted, then.
There is no way on God's green earth that he made a mastake by making man like man, so you can't be born gay
But since people are born gay, that means God intended them to be gay.
You'd better stop attacking them for being Gay of God'll smite your ass.
know one, deity or not has ever made a "mastake" you ignorant shit.
And since your god apparently doesn't make "mistakes" and gay people exist then god must make and like them.
But if he did make someone that way, then it wouldn't BE a mistake, now would it?
Maybe there's a greater purpose here. He despises you fundies. And knowing you'd be violent fuckheads over different sexualities, he made homosexuals so they'd be forced to defend themselves and thus kick your fucking ass. I like that idea.
@Osiris: "But is the two end codons in the middle of chromosome number two that make it look like we evolved from chimpanzees a mistake?"
Evolved from chimpanzees? We have ancestors in common with them but did not evolve from them.
You said it all in 'god's green earth'... About one third of the landmass is desert. Not very green, eh? Then add in the icy wastes.....
How do you know anything about being gay, unless you are gay yourself? Or are you trying to sneak out of your personal closet?
"He could have rectified this mistake as soon as gays started popping up"
heheh, hmhm, he said "rectified"
Yeah, huhuh, hmhm, "rectified"
"God was too busy working on the eye to think about gay-prevention systems. To be honest, I think he was a bit burnt out by that point, and just left the eye with the blind spot, the appendix and tailbone, gays, and so forth, and buggered off for a beer. And fair enough, really -- he *had* just created an entire universe in a week. "
well it was six days, to be fair, and he just didn't come into the office on the seventh because it was just such a disappointment he was too bummed to keep working...
Thank you Mr. Deity!
You're right, it wasn't a mistake.
In the words of Rita Mae Brown.."If time and space are curved, where do all the straight people come from?"
Am I mastaken when I think that this funny mas ... erm, misspelling is a Freudian slip, sorta? A and I aren't even close to each other on any keyboard I've seen. A possible explanation would rest on the assumption that this guy is obsessed about ... masturbation and argues about it in writing so much that he automatically types mas- instead of mis- whenever his brain doesn't pay attention. Or something to that effect, unless I am completely masunderstanding the situation.[/cheap shot]
Wow. I better let my friend Thom and his fiance James know when I see them. Tomorrow. At their wedding.
Boy, won't they be surprised.
First, earth is (mostly) blue, second, just believe, the devil DOES NOT recruit gays, they are actually what they are.
There is no way on God's green earth that he made a mastake by making malaria, so you can't get sick with it.
There is no way on God's green earth that he made a mastake by making hurricanes, so Katrina couldn't have happened.
(I'm not implying gay is a bad thing. I'm just making a point.)
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