What's common between Ex-Christian atheists and pregnant men?
Easy. They don't exist.
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Look up: couvade, Syngnathidae, and 1994's Junior (starring Julie Nunis as Ticket Lady)
You also might want to try Dan Barker, Mother Theresa and me, you jackass.
I don't? Descartes suggests otherwise...
(By the way, I'm an ex-Christian atheist, not a pregnant man. Just to clarify, in case someone was wondering...)
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and Descartes said, "I think not" and vanished in a poof of logic.
That was a much better joke.
If 100,000,000 Christians worship God, then what are the rest of the 2.1 billion Christians doing?
And if they don't exist, how do you explain that 13% of the population is atheist and in 1890 only 3%?. Yes, sometime, somewhere, a Christian became atheist.
If I could reach through my computer monitor and punch you repeatedly in the face, I could make you believe that at least one ex-crosstian atheist exists.
Either that, or you'd bleed to death.
"Let me guess...because any former christians that are now atheists were never christians in the first place?"
its more likely that he's recycling the old "no one can reeaally be an atheist, its so obvious god loves you" argument
I love it when people write or say that I don't exist. If I didn't exist, I wouldn't have to put up with idiots like this on a daily basis. Anyway, pregnant men will exist soon, so bad example.
I am an ex-Christian, therefore I do not exist. Except that I also type this message to you, which means I think. If I think, I therefore exist. Therefore you are a fucktard.
Have a nice day!
You know, for a second, I thought it said pregnant women , and it looked rather, um... different.
Oh, good, yet another Internet know-it-all has "proved" that I don't exist. Just throw your proof onto the big pile with the rest of them.
Now, I've got one for you.
What's common between bats that are birds, four-legged insects (yanking off two legs doesn't count), and your God? Easy. They don't exist.
False. I was raised "born again" Baptist and Pentecostal and had a questionable belief in God as a child. I am no longer Christian, but I am not athiest. Most Christians believe that persons who are not Christian, are Athiest. Also, false. Perhaps you should put aside your fear, open your mind, and learn a little about what you speak on.
I think therefore I AM......does this mean I am Jesus?
Or should that be, I thought therefore I am not?
Oh bugger, I'm just confused about my existence now.
Well...
Here in Britain, she-males (women who have had gender-change operations to become men but whom have kept thier vaginas) have become pregnant many times. Some are gay, some are straight, it doesn't matter. I've heard of 3 of them, one whom's straight, and the other two are gay. They've all had multiple kids. Pregnant men exist.
What?! You mean AnY Opinion Counts doesn't exist?! All this time I thought I finally had a crush on a real person! Why must you ruin that for me?! Why?!
(If you don't know who AnY Opinion Counts is, here's his YouTube channel. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA59LEMU2VQvEgMAemJxiOg )
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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