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I wouldn't consider a plant a living creature.

jaelfromFR, Christian Forums 30 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

And I wouldn't consider you a genius -- which is correct?

11/14/2005 12:39:29 AM

Darth Wang

LOL

11/14/2005 1:49:37 AM

Crosis

Well, you would be wrong then. Nothing new for you, I'm sure.

11/14/2005 2:00:03 AM

King of Ferrets (formerly Corey)

Extremely stupid, though not fundie.

1/3/2008 11:15:09 PM

anti-nonsense

Well you are wrong and stupid even by creationist standards and that's saying something because creationists are very stupid.

1/3/2008 11:27:09 PM

aqualung

Fail.

1/3/2008 11:44:00 PM

Doctor Fishcake

I wouldn't consider a fundie an intelligent creature.

1/3/2008 11:52:50 PM

(H9)

Dumb.

1/3/2008 11:52:50 PM

Doctor Fishcake

I wouldn't consider a fundie an intelligent creature.

1/3/2008 11:52:53 PM

Annabella

Not fundie. Just stupid.

1/4/2008 12:47:32 AM

A Plant

I consider you fertilizer.

1/4/2008 12:48:48 AM

Tempus

Of course you don't. I'm sure that you're wrong on many other fronts as well.

1/4/2008 3:52:54 AM

David D.G.

A plant is not a creature -- we agree on that much at least. But plants are most certainly living things. If you don't consider them such, then you are arbitrarily using some definition of "life" other than that used by pretty much everyone else, especially biologists.


~David D.G.

1/4/2008 4:11:45 AM

aaa

Yer a mineral.

1/4/2008 11:43:44 AM



@David D.G.

Seconded

1/4/2008 6:41:43 PM




3/23/2009 6:27:16 PM

Anti - Dei

Thankfully nobody cares about your ignorant opinion.

11/18/2009 12:17:39 AM

ecoline

Probably fundie in context, but as is - just full of fail.

11/18/2009 3:52:33 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I wouldn't consider a plant a living creature."



Miss Bianca: 'Dahling, even the Indian Fern has 1260 chromosomes, compared to the 46 of you Homo Sapiens. Does that mean it's a superior lifeform to you, jaelfromFR, you silly boy? Even the charlatan L. Ron Hubbard thought plants contained Thetans, and acknowledged they were alive':



'But then, you believe that your 'God' took a lump of dirt and made the first man from such. In that case, you silly fundies are silicon-based, and therefore you're not a living creature, according to your own logic. You silly, silly boy!'

11/18/2009 10:12:34 AM

Audrey II

Feed me!

11/18/2009 10:28:15 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Well I guess it might not be a creature, but it is living regardless of what you think Professor Internet.

10/23/2010 6:24:17 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Help you're a rock!

LOL!!

6/8/2011 4:08:02 PM

GigaGuess

So they grow, produce nutrients and convert Carbon Dioxide to Oxygen...how, precisely?

6/8/2011 6:57:40 PM

Saringuy

a plant is a self-replicating, mutating, self-preserving, self-sustaining body of order. how much more life do you want?

4/12/2012 11:24:23 AM

Blue the Thief



God I hope he's right.

4/12/2012 1:56:28 PM
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