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#148867
Esjeur
Then why did He even bother making plants? We didn't need to eat if He was walking around wiht us in Eden now would we? Think about that.
1/29/2007 6:35:45 PM
#149096
Beccs
Plants aren't alive?
I bet it comes as a bit of a shock to them when they die then, huh?
1/30/2007 4:01:28 AM
#149136
CousinTed's cactus
Yeah, fuck you to!
1/30/2007 4:39:12 AM
#149201
Amos
This could be the most roundabout excuse I've ever heard for why all your houseplants are dead. Or idiocy. It could be idiocy.
Either is good for a laugh.
1/30/2007 6:31:13 AM
#149238
BurntBush
Yet, they live.
1/30/2007 8:27:39 AM
#149412
JP
Ok, for my list:
Sun-center of universe
Earth-flat
Bat=Bird
Rabbits-ruminants
Plants-innert
Anything else?
1/30/2007 4:24:12 PM
#149558
David D.G.
And the strange thing is that you still don't see this as a shortcoming of what is supposedly God's holy word. Why is that?
~David D.G.
1/30/2007 6:39:02 PM
#149561
Katherine
That is all.
1/30/2007 6:41:27 PM
#156667
Osiris
Okay, new list of Biblica \"facts\" that don't seem to work out with reality.
Earth is flat. It is also the center of the Universe.
Before a mythical Flood people lived for thousands of years.
Dinosaurs are lizards.
Bats are birds.
A whale is a fish.
Bunnies chew their cud.
Plants arn't alive.
2/8/2007 2:53:49 AM
#156672
Darwin
Nuttier than seven shades of your favourite dung.
2/8/2007 2:56:30 AM
#219867
dave
just when i thought i herd it all from fundies the claim plants arnt alive
4/28/2007 8:23:31 PM
#219935
HypnoToad
And these are the same people who were up in arms when they pulled the plug on Terri Shiavo.
4/28/2007 9:56:07 PM
#219965
DrWeird
Ok, for my list:
Sun-center of universe
Earth-flat
Bat=Bird
Rabbits-ruminants
Plants-innert
Anything else?
Insects=four legs. You forgot that one :)
4/28/2007 10:21:59 PM
#220048
Mr Smith
Ok, I looked up the word living in my dictionary.
What exactly does \"living\" mean in fundie land?
4/29/2007 1:27:19 AM
#220269
Laurel
And that would make your god an idiot, now wouldn't it?
4/29/2007 10:14:53 AM
#1382738
Quantum Mechanic
An artichoke is smarter than you are.
3/15/2012 1:10:34 PM
#1382832
Justanotheratheist
Then how the fuck do plants grow? Jeez, these people are thick.
3/16/2012 12:26:53 AM
#1406707
Sentry Gun
Then I guess there must ba a Plant-God out somewhere that gave it to them.
5/25/2012 9:04:53 AM
#1458456
Ebon
And?
10/14/2012 9:47:42 PM
#1458458
Swede
Is the fungi kingdom included?
10/14/2012 10:15:14 PM
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