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Also note that God's list of living certainly does not include the plant kingdom.

jaelfromFR, Christian Forums 20 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

Then why did He even bother making plants? We didn't need to eat if He was walking around wiht us in Eden now would we? Think about that.

1/29/2007 6:35:45 PM

Beccs

Plants aren't alive?

I bet it comes as a bit of a shock to them when they die then, huh?

1/30/2007 4:01:28 AM

CousinTed's cactus

Yeah, fuck you to!

1/30/2007 4:39:12 AM

Amos

This could be the most roundabout excuse I've ever heard for why all your houseplants are dead. Or idiocy. It could be idiocy.

Either is good for a laugh.

1/30/2007 6:31:13 AM

BurntBush

Yet, they live.

1/30/2007 8:27:39 AM

JP

Ok, for my list:
Sun-center of universe
Earth-flat
Bat=Bird
Rabbits-ruminants
Plants-innert
Anything else?

1/30/2007 4:24:12 PM

David D.G.

And the strange thing is that you still don't see this as a shortcoming of what is supposedly God's holy word. Why is that?


~David D.G.

1/30/2007 6:39:02 PM

Katherine



That is all.

1/30/2007 6:41:27 PM

Osiris

Okay, new list of Biblica \"facts\" that don't seem to work out with reality.

Earth is flat. It is also the center of the Universe.
Before a mythical Flood people lived for thousands of years.
Dinosaurs are lizards.
Bats are birds.
A whale is a fish.
Bunnies chew their cud.
Plants arn't alive.

2/8/2007 2:53:49 AM

Darwin

Nuttier than seven shades of your favourite dung.

2/8/2007 2:56:30 AM

dave

just when i thought i herd it all from fundies the claim plants arnt alive

4/28/2007 8:23:31 PM

HypnoToad

And these are the same people who were up in arms when they pulled the plug on Terri Shiavo.

4/28/2007 9:56:07 PM

DrWeird

Ok, for my list:
Sun-center of universe
Earth-flat
Bat=Bird
Rabbits-ruminants
Plants-innert
Anything else?


Insects=four legs. You forgot that one :)

4/28/2007 10:21:59 PM

Mr Smith

Ok, I looked up the word living in my dictionary.

What exactly does \"living\" mean in fundie land?

4/29/2007 1:27:19 AM

Laurel

And that would make your god an idiot, now wouldn't it?

4/29/2007 10:14:53 AM

Quantum Mechanic

An artichoke is smarter than you are.

3/15/2012 1:10:34 PM

Justanotheratheist

Then how the fuck do plants grow? Jeez, these people are thick.

3/16/2012 12:26:53 AM

Sentry Gun

Then I guess there must ba a Plant-God out somewhere that gave it to them.

5/25/2012 9:04:53 AM

Ebon

And?

10/14/2012 9:47:42 PM

Swede

Is the fungi kingdom included?

10/14/2012 10:15:14 PM
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