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Quote# 33715

Conspiracy theory. can the gov't contaminate water supplies?
This is not a wind up. Is it possible for the British Gov't to contaminate water supplies with some kind of drug / suppressant, which affects those people who drink tap water, so we are somehow blinkered, or have our eye taken off the ball as to what's actually occuring in this country? With all the Gov'ts lies, deceit, and goings on, raping us of every penny, selling Britains soul to the devil so to speak, the people of this country just stand to one side and let them get away with it, as if nothings happening. Is this possible?,because most of the population drink tap water. It's as if the Gov't are blatantly doing things but the British people won't do anything about it. I don't drink tap water, & I can see through their smoke screen of scams, lies, global warming tactics for taxation ( the planet goes through a natural carbon cycle, and whats happening now is to do with what occured 200/300 yrs ago) Could this be the biggest conspiracy theory ever, becuase we all need water to live

corriander chef, Yahoo Answers 15 Comments [1/18/2008 2:43:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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#383800


There is no drug, in water, or wherelse, which makes you look normal. Moreover, they go to other countries, drink other waters, and they still look the same.

1/18/2008 2:52:24 AM
#383843
Fed Up

Someone needs to put this guy in a padded cell before he hurts himself.

1/18/2008 3:27:28 AM
#383897
...

Sadly there really are drugs in his water but it isn't a conspiracy. He probably put some of it there himself.

Cite:
http://www.biopsychiatry.com/antidepressants/prozac-watersupply.html

1/18/2008 4:19:35 AM
#384064
inmate22841

This is the plot to the Block War storyline in Judge Dredd.

1/18/2008 9:58:35 AM
#384334
Renacier

"With all the Gov'ts lies, deceit, and goings on, raping us of every penny..."

Whoa. The British Government is raping your pennies?
I mean, the U.S. administration is bad, but at least they don't sodomize our loose change.


1/18/2008 6:11:17 PM
#384715
Old Viking

Yes, it could be the biggest conspiracy theory ever. Or you could be a paranoid twit.

1/18/2008 10:37:27 PM
#384938
Dr. Strangelove

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?

General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.bI can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

-Dr. Strangelove (with help from IMDB)

1/19/2008 2:08:45 AM
#386101
484

372.15 K...
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ZOMFG, I'm smarter than the British Government.

1/20/2008 10:17:21 AM
#389162
Osiris

Dear God those poor molested pennies.

1/23/2008 7:58:16 PM
#389204
NonProphet

I haven't drunk tap water in ... what, 2 years now?... and I still think Corriander should be institutionalized.

1/23/2008 8:52:49 PM
#390898
Fanatic-Templar

It could be, but I prefer to blame cynicism and reality television.

1/25/2008 6:40:36 PM
#392763
Mr. Ignorant Cretin

Hey, maybe we should all drink something more safe like, say, Coca-Cola?

Thanks for the tip! :D

1/28/2008 5:18:56 AM
#395609
antichrist

Why fuck with the water when they have TV and the internet full of lunatics like you?

2/1/2008 1:03:22 AM
#403470
Blayze Kohime

But we also drugged the bottled water! Got ya!

2/10/2008 5:26:38 PM
#1370046
qwerty guy 12

If he can't even be bothered to type out 'government', why would I expect him to be proactive enough to research, consider, and understand any of the other stuff he talks about?

1/28/2012 7:06:52 PM
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