There is no drug, in water, or wherelse, which makes you look normal. Moreover, they go to other countries, drink other waters, and they still look the same.
1/18/2008 2:52:24 AM
Someone needs to put this guy in a padded cell before he hurts himself.
1/18/2008 3:27:28 AM
Sadly there really are drugs in his water but it isn't a conspiracy. He probably put some of it there himself.
1/18/2008 4:19:35 AM
This is the plot to the Block War storyline in Judge Dredd.
1/18/2008 9:58:35 AM
"With all the Gov'ts lies, deceit, and goings on, raping us of every penny..."
Whoa. The British Government is raping your pennies?
I mean, the U.S. administration is bad, but at least they don't sodomize our loose change.
1/18/2008 6:11:17 PM
Yes, it could be the biggest conspiracy theory ever. Or you could be a paranoid twit.
1/18/2008 10:37:27 PM
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.bI can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
-Dr. Strangelove (with help from IMDB)
1/19/2008 2:08:45 AM
ZOMFG, I'm smarter than the British Government.
1/20/2008 10:17:21 AM
Dear God those poor molested pennies.
1/23/2008 7:58:16 PM
I haven't drunk tap water in ... what, 2 years now?... and I still think Corriander should be institutionalized.
1/23/2008 8:52:49 PM
It could be, but I prefer to blame cynicism and reality television.
1/25/2008 6:40:36 PM
Mr. Ignorant Cretin
Hey, maybe we should all drink something more safe like, say, Coca-Cola?
Thanks for the tip! :D
1/28/2008 5:18:56 AM
Why fuck with the water when they have TV and the internet full of lunatics like you?
2/1/2008 1:03:22 AM
But we also drugged the bottled water! Got ya!
2/10/2008 5:26:38 PM
qwerty guy 12
If he can't even be bothered to type out 'government', why would I expect him to be proactive enough to research, consider, and understand any of the other stuff he talks about?
1/28/2012 7:06:52 PM