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The bottom line is, the theory of evolution will remain a theory until empircal data is obtained that proves that dogs can produce non-dogs and/or dogs came from rocks 4.6 billion years ago.

Tal, EvC Forum 17 Comments [8/25/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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StupidityisHilarity

Bottom line is, Creationism will remain a theory until there is sufficient evidence to prove that man came from dust and woman came from a rib.

3/26/2008 2:36:22 AM

Darwin

Somebody got stabbed with The Great Dagger of Stupidity.

3/26/2008 2:17:02 PM

Mithcoriel

Ugh, I hate it when people just don't get how evolution works.
It's a TREE of life, not a NET of life! The descendants of vertebrates will always belong to the phylum of vertebrates, the descendants of mammals always to the mammal class, the descendants of dogs always to the dog family, and their descendants can once again branch out enough to be two distinct species, but by definition they'll still be dogs. The word "dog" would no longer mean one species in the future, but a new branch in the tree of life.

7/5/2008 11:26:05 PM



It's actually more of a tumble weed since life on Earth is so diverse. And it has been proven where dogs came from.

7/17/2008 7:29:27 PM

Canadiest

Empirical data of God; none

7/20/2008 4:52:56 PM

mike-mike

The only part of that post that is true and makes sence is that evolution is a theory, but then again so's ID. IDED however is true because only god could make something so perfect as the penis and only god could make something so perfect not work. :-)

7/24/2008 7:13:22 PM

Evilshadow

Or dogs came from rocks 4.6 billion years ago??? Dogs diden't exists 4.6 billion years ago fucktard! And diden't evolve from a rock. Read atleased a childrens book about evolution or something before you post. I mean realy...

3/9/2009 3:03:31 PM



Right so that will mean most likely the Creationist Evolutionary hypothesis (strawman) has a long way to go.

3/10/2009 8:51:17 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Bottom line is morons like Tal should be exterminated.

3/27/2012 12:07:10 AM

Swede

No, The ToE will remain a theory as long as all data confirms it.
Scientists' theory = layman's fact, ya know.

Wolves produced dogs, over hundreds of thousands of years. Dogs are still of species Wolf, but give it another hundred thousand years and they might speciate.

3/27/2012 12:32:57 AM

ChrisInManc

Well technically, every part of this sentence is correct. Just not the way Tal means it though...

3/27/2012 12:37:37 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Empirical evidence is the very thing you types specifically and studiously reject.

3/27/2012 1:27:43 AM

theShape

Personally I only am interested in umperical data, data from umpires.

4/3/2012 11:55:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You aren't real bright, are you?

10/11/2012 10:17:10 AM

Justanotheratheist

No, the bottom line is that you are a complete fucking moron who should not be allowed to breed.

10/13/2012 3:32:27 AM

Anon-e-moose



This dog was formed out of the dirt it's sitting on, by nanotechnology; forming a carbon-based lifeform from a silicon-based substance (also self-replicating themselves from the same material, via moving individual atoms around [/"Prey"]).

Now, when your precious Creationist 'theory' in your Bible - Genesis - can give exact, precise descriptions, via diagrams, formulae & equations, as to how Adam & Eve were formed from the same material as this dog, get back to me, Tal. [/smartarse]

10/13/2012 11:40:15 AM

Punch

Or until Christian learn what evolution is. Which will be never.

10/13/2012 2:02:34 PM
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