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Fetal Abductions - another way is taking the soul out of a baby that perhaps isn't even born yet and replacing it with a demonic spirit. Pregnant women who have been abducted by UFOs claim they saw the aliens take the soul out of their unborn baby and replace it with something else.

Sherry Shriner, SherryShrinercom 18 Comments [1/19/2008 10:15:19 AM]
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#385307


And what was its soul like?, like one of those white lights we see in bogus psy consultations?

1/19/2008 10:22:57 AM
#385461
ArmandT

Seriously,how fucking off your rocker do you haveto be to believe that?

I'm beginning to think Shriner's a poe.

1/19/2008 3:03:43 PM
#385542


Neat trick, seeing as souls don't exist, and I seriously doubt that aliens do either.

1/19/2008 5:26:24 PM
#385634
Grim

And everyone knows how reliable pregnant women who claim to be able to see souls and to have been abducted by UFOs are!

1/19/2008 7:28:34 PM
#385864
Old Viking

I remember that big PWWHBABUFOs Convention in Chicago last summer.

1/20/2008 12:37:25 AM
#385922
Carnivore_Rabbit

Fetal Abductions-another way is taking the soul out of a baby that perhaps isn't even born yet and replacing it with a demonic spirit.


1/20/2008 2:26:16 AM
#386100
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1/20/2008 10:10:52 AM
#388584
Kat

Wait.... you can put something else in there? Like the icing of a twinkie?

1/23/2008 1:59:15 AM
#389036
D

This lady is certifiably NUTS.

1/23/2008 4:24:50 PM
#389163
Osiris

I've read quite a lot on UFO abductions but never about this.

1/23/2008 7:58:54 PM
#390891
Fanatic-Templar

I didn't know we could see souls. Hence why I always doubted their existence...

1/25/2008 6:38:11 PM
#392263
John_in_Oz

Relax, Sherry, what they saw was them removing the Original Sin(TM) from the babies, and returning a purified soul to the kids.
Aliens are so good at removing sin, that you can have cybersex and be in a State of Grace(TM) the whole time! This is not only kinky, it's really hot, it's the best!
The only downside is our utter inability to convince them that there's any intelligent life down here :(

1/27/2008 3:46:23 PM
#395608
antichrist

So um... this makes abortions okay then?

2/1/2008 1:01:25 AM
#397381
Nirjuana

UFOs and demonic spirits? Damn, someone has been watching too much X-files

2/3/2008 2:45:41 PM
#403467
Blayze Kohime

Aliens obviously won't contact us publicly because they have decided there is no intelligent life here.

2/10/2008 5:25:44 PM
#422192
Prometheus

Yeah, supposed abductees say a _lot_ of things.

I'm pretty sure at least some kind of alien life exists, it just doesn't zip around in Earth orbit, abducting people and poking at them, leading conspiracies or raping cows, assuming they even have a method of interstellar travel.

3/3/2008 10:39:48 AM
#1235247
Amadaun

Ooooh. Futuristic changelings.

Does this soul-swapping result in Down's Syndrome? Please make beer in an egg to test for possession, then throw evil talking baby into fire.

12/15/2010 8:02:34 PM
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wat

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