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The Andromedan Council has ordered all extraterrestrial presences on the planet, in the planet, and on the moon to be completely out of our space. They want everything that's ET, benevolent or not, off the planet. This will be very interesting since there are over 1,833 reptilians living in our planet and over 18,000 grays living underground and on the moon. The council would like to see how we will live with each other when we are not being manipulated by ETs, as we have been for the last 5,723 years

Sherry Shriner, Sherry Shriner 19 Comments [1/20/2008 2:06:59 AM]
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Carnivore_Rabbit

Oh wow! I really need to go pack then. It's been a great 5,723 years folks.

1/20/2008 2:22:50 AM

Old Viking

If that isn't just like that damned Council. And things were going so well.

1/20/2008 3:15:17 AM



And the fascinating fact is that they haven't left a single trace behind. WOW!!!

1/20/2008 3:18:47 AM

484

"The Andromedan Council has ordered all extraterrestrial presences on the planet, in the planet, and on the moon to be completely out of our space."

1/20/2008 10:06:34 AM

Athar

Yeah I'm sick of Entertainment Tonight shrewd manipulations!

1/20/2008 6:25:56 PM

Alina

This stuff is hysterical

1/22/2008 3:52:15 PM

Papabear

My dogs and I convened a meeting of the Imconningya Council and we ordered Sherry Shriner off the island,,, uh, I mean, planet.

1/22/2008 9:49:43 PM

Kat

The Andromedan Council..... wasn't that headed up by that guy who was Hercules?

1/23/2008 1:55:16 AM

Osiris

I still want to know where these people come up with these numbers.

1/23/2008 8:00:56 PM

NonProphet

Osiris:
No, you really wouldn't. It's a dark, damp place that nobody wants to see.

1/23/2008 8:46:37 PM



It's funny that they haven't chocked by now then, because the moon has no atmosphere to breath.

1/24/2008 1:26:25 PM

John_in_Oz

Damn, Sherry, it's a shame they didn't order off all the demons as well :(
Is the council named after the Galaxy or the Stellar System? It's silly that they chose ambiguous English terms in their translation.
I'm really disappointed by the news- I lie awake at night hoping an ET will choose to manipulate me, it's so tiring to always do it yourself, don't you think Sherry?

EDIT: Oh quelle embarrassing! I asked "Don't you think, Sherry?" *Blush* I retract the question.

1/27/2008 2:54:14 PM

The Watcher

Next time I write science fiction, I'm stopping by there first.

1/27/2008 8:29:00 PM

antichrist

Why are all the planets the aliens are coming from the same ones mentioned in Star Trek?

L.Ron Hubbard Envy?

2/1/2008 12:54:59 AM

Reid

wait... what?

2/5/2008 6:13:50 AM

Blayze Kohime

How will they do? HOW WILL THEY DO?! They'll have their planet reduced to a charred lifeless rock in under a week.

Did I say that out loud? I meant to say "Hello I am a normal hoo-man who reads your forum. This is very interesting."

2/10/2008 5:19:14 PM

Amadaun

But I was born and raised on this iron-silicate system! Stupid Council forcing us further underground. How would Sherry like it if the manitou and the tribes got together and threw all the funny pale mutants off this rock plate? The key is obviously breeding a whole awful lot, and maybe killing a bunch of the opposition, but I'm not sure I'm willing to go there just to keep my house...

5/25/2010 11:08:03 PM

ikiiriza_mark

Andromedans cannot be trusted. How can u trust these beings who did nothing and let these evil beings to continously kill our chlidren, rape humans and making crossbreeding experiments on humans(especiallly children?

9/24/2012 5:39:53 AM

kuribo

*backs away slowly* oooookaaaay

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