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If you don't think somewhere in a secret place scientists haven't ALREADY let some of these "cows that are 99.9 % human" develope into a fully formed, birthed and raised "creatures", ...............you are living in never never land.

onetone, Dallas, TX, UK Times Online 17 Comments [1/19/2008 4:48:24 PM]
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Huh?

1/19/2008 5:24:21 PM



Somebody used the same argument about mass destruction weapons in Iraq and everybody knows how it finished.

1/19/2008 6:13:55 PM

Grim

Cows that are 99.9% human? What the fuck?

You fail at genetics.

1/19/2008 7:27:26 PM

Traitor1

No, because if they had been left to develop fully i would have gotten mine by now. Srsly, I was first on the waiting list for these cows that are 99.9% human.

1/19/2008 9:25:04 PM

Idler

Wait...

Who's living in never never land?

1/19/2008 9:28:15 PM

Old Viking

It's never never land for me.

1/20/2008 12:35:22 AM

484

I don't wanna go to Never-Never Land, boys get raped there.

1/20/2008 10:10:10 AM

Carnivore_Rabbit

Cows that are 99.9% human are . . . human.(Not that they have.) They've made rats with gene-grafts from florescent jelly-fish. They are rats that glow in the dark, but still 99.9999999% rats.

FAIL!

1/21/2008 7:51:58 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

I've known girls who were more cow than the ones in your theory.

1/22/2008 6:47:47 AM

Alina

WTF

1/22/2008 3:43:45 PM



Moo

1/22/2008 7:03:17 PM

Osiris

No, but I've stayed in Never Land a few times.

1/23/2008 7:59:55 PM

NonProphet

Hm. Does this mean that humans who get pig hearts as transplants are really "pigs that are 99.9% human"?

1/23/2008 8:48:42 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Are we talking about Minotaurs here, or...

Huh?

1/25/2008 6:37:07 PM

John_in_Oz

Yes, and the calves make the sweetest beef yet produced!
Unfortunately, it's only available to the lost boys, Pirates, Fairies and other inhabitants of never-never land :(

1/27/2008 3:28:37 PM

antichrist

Okay, so you're saying we're not related to Apes, cows are our equals? WTF???

2/1/2008 12:57:07 AM

Blayze Kohime

I am? Does that mean I can fly when I think happy thoughts? ^.^!!

2/10/2008 5:24:33 PM
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