Oh shit, they're onto us.
/me hides veggie burgers and "Why Vegan?" pamphlets
1/21/2008 4:58:52 AM
This comment is brought to you by the American Cattlemen Association. Beef . . . it's what's for dinner!
1/21/2008 8:33:11 AM
"We should not be surprised that there is a strong movement to convince the world, but Americans in particular, that eating beef is unhealthy and is damaging our environment."
Well, cattle rearing does destroy massive tracts of land and contribute to global warming. But there is NWO as you speak of it.
1/21/2008 8:36:39 AM
Beef is just one type of meat and man, have you talked to Odin followers and Celts and Greek people, WHO ATE MEAT OF SACRIFICES?
1/21/2008 9:06:55 PM
I'd starve if I couldn't eat meat, so vegetarians can get stuffed.
1/22/2008 7:04:07 AM
"I'd starve if I couldn't eat meat, so vegetarians can get stuffed."
You told them!
1/22/2008 3:10:05 PM
Our future bovine masters are merely trying to subliminally root out all of the Maddox inspired potential for uprising and rid themselves of the fear of huge masses coming after their vegan and vegetarian sheep shouting their battlecry...
"FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT, I'M EATING THREE!"
You'll have to find a desert street corner or brothel hidden somewhere to get beef. I can see it now. "Man, man, you want to good stuff? I got the good stuff right here! This here is prime Kobe! You can't get quality like this anywhere else!"
1/23/2008 1:58:15 AM
While I'll admit that veganism is more economically viable, that doesn't undo the fact that YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
1/23/2008 5:15:17 AM
For me, pissing off fundies with no effort whatsoever is one of the additional perks of being veggie...
1/23/2008 12:06:40 PM
Hey I love my meat. But its no conspiracy that the cultual and social medias being controlled by a pack of retards these days.
1/23/2008 1:38:44 PM
Well if you think about that they have to raise crops for all the cattle to eat along with the crops for humans cattle ranching does take up a lot of land.
1/23/2008 8:02:20 PM
As a former pagan (and still one, by fundie standards), I sure ate a lot of steak and chicken.
That was the easiest refutation of the week. Next?
1/23/2008 8:45:16 PM
What, nothing about how if we don't eat beef, the cows will reveal themselves to be aliens and take over the planet? I'm disappointed...
1/24/2008 2:59:25 PM
You can take my meat from my cold, dead CROTCH!
1/26/2008 5:32:20 AM
Accepting your argument, for the sake of pursuing it to it's refutation by reductio ad absurdam; if worldwide Vegetarianism is a goal of the Pagan and occultic worshiper minorities, then we should indeed be surprised, in fact astonished if there is a strong movement to convince the world to adopt their practices.
1/29/2008 2:21:39 PM
Never mind that excessive consumption of meat *is* bad for you...
1/29/2008 11:48:56 PM
So good Christians eat beef? It's okay to eat humans though, right?
Good, thought I might have to go vegetarian there for a minute.
2/1/2008 12:53:13 AM
Eating your vegetables is evil? I wish my parents thought that when I was a kid.
2/10/2008 5:16:13 PM
The day Captain Planet comes to stop me from biting the heads off of squirrels like the rest of us cruel, evil, carnivorous humans (the kind that were given teeth for eating BOTH plants AND cute, furry kittens and pretty goldfishes and bunnyrabbits) is the day I become a cannibal.
WHy not crack down on people who eat pretty flowers that do nothing but give us oxygen and brighten up parks?
Seems evil to me... What the hell did those cucumbers ever do to you?
You people make me sick, and I will kill you with a frozen steak cut to a fine point and eat your carcass if you ever set foot in my iris patch.
2/19/2008 12:15:01 AM
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