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GARY BIRD, I DEMAND THAT YOU REMOVE THAT RANT ABOUT RELIGION!! You will never understand that Christianity is the TRUE religion, but don't make rants to brainwash others, especially precious Christian children who are still learning!

YOU ARE EVIL! YOU NEED TO REMOVE THE RANT!! You hate God because you want to fornicate, support sodomy and abortion and blaspheme God endlessly!! Don't you realize that a feces is a human being too. It doesn't matter if it's born or not, life is present from the moment of conception!!! REPENT YOU FOOL!!

EVER FORWARD...
T3RMINAT0R!! PS: GOD HATES NUKEREACTOR.UK!!! READ THE BIBLE!

T3RMINAT0R, Feminem.com 56 Comments [1/22/2008 2:30:18 AM]
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xander07

You are a feces.

1/22/2008 2:35:21 AM

Damen

I can say with the utmost confidence that this is a Poe. When Fem.com was still around I was a member there and he'd been frequenting The War Zone for about two years just trolling. He finally fessed up and joined the website a while later. I believe he's an agnostic last I talked to him.

Mmm...good times. Good memories.

1/22/2008 2:35:31 AM

Mike

Poe.

1/22/2008 2:39:49 AM

cyborgtroy

"a feces is a human being too."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

1/22/2008 2:47:25 AM

werewolf

Toilet humor in FSTDT? Wonders will never cease.

1/22/2008 2:48:52 AM

Mattural Selection

"PS: GOD HATES NUKEREACTOR.UK!!! READ THE BIBLE!"

I don't remember reading anything in the bible about Nukereactor.uk.

1/22/2008 3:05:07 AM

Mark

Those precious feces... Bless them.

1/22/2008 3:21:08 AM



This screams Poe.

1/22/2008 3:26:23 AM

Horsefeathers

"GARY BIRD, I DEMAND THAT YOU REMOVE THAT RANT ABOUT RELIGION!!"

I find it highly amusing when people demand things be done just to placate them. Particularly when they haven't got any kind of chance of actually having it done.

"You will never understand that Christianity is the TRUE religion, but don't make rants to brainwash others, especially precious Christian children who are still learning!"

Learning? Don't you mean 'still being indoctrinated'?

"Don't you realize that a feces is a human being too."

Even though I've known some people that could be described as such, I'm going to have to assume that's a typo.

"It doesn't matter if it's born or not, life is present from the moment of conception!!!"

Only in a rudimentary sense. You know, like how sperm are 'alive' yet your deity saw fit to murder thousands upon thousands of them even though each has the potential to create a human being.

"REPENT YOU FOOL!!

Ah, see, now you've gone and done it. You're headed straight for Hell with the rest of us per your Christ's decree in Matthew 5:22. I'll save a warm spot for you by the lake of eternal fire.

1/22/2008 3:32:19 AM

Don'tLookBehindYou

The irony is blinding. I have no cataracts left.

1/22/2008 3:47:24 AM

Madame Scarlet

It took me a little bit to figure out that "feces" was supposed to be "fetus".

1/22/2008 4:31:57 AM

approximate

A feces is a human being?

Well, then...cigars all around. I just gave birth to a half-pound loaf of...human.

This had better be Poe.


1/22/2008 4:35:13 AM

nintendofreakgcn

*Smokes cigar from approximate*

Now I wish I hadn't flushed all my precious feces down the toilet. I hope Jesus will forgive me.

1/22/2008 5:00:41 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Feces are not humans. Sorry, but you'll just have to deal knowing that you're not human.

1/22/2008 5:29:08 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

"Don't you realize that a feces is a human being too."
Only you T3RMINATOR, only you.

1/22/2008 6:11:47 AM

approximate

Does this make the enema a form of abortion?

1/22/2008 6:43:06 AM

cyborgtroy

@appromixate:

Yeah, and diarrhea is premature delivery, and constipation is birth control.

1/22/2008 7:00:04 AM



And do you think that indoctrinating kids with a super idiot like you, who's unable to put two words together isn't going to do more harm to them?. By the way, and the free will?

1/22/2008 10:00:35 AM

Mister Spak

Tell me again who's ranting?

1/22/2008 11:31:32 AM

aaa

This is Funnier than Top Gear in africa!

1/22/2008 12:09:46 PM

Magna

If life is present at conception please explain the 50% of the fertilized eggs (can't think of the term) that are washed out of the body?

1/22/2008 1:56:58 PM

Clare

So you're Bono's Daddy?

1/22/2008 2:18:15 PM



Remember terminator, freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom to be right.

1/22/2008 2:20:32 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"...Don't you realize that a feces is a human being too. ...

Mr. Hanky, is that you?

1/22/2008 2:56:42 PM

Foo bar

MMmm, someone fell for a Poe, I think. Too much consistency for the apparent level of crazy, it's just not convincing...

1/22/2008 3:29:34 PM
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