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#387500
xander07
You are a feces.
1/22/2008 2:35:21 AM
#387501
Damen
I can say with the utmost confidence that this is a Poe. When Fem.com was still around I was a member there and he'd been frequenting The War Zone for about two years just trolling. He finally fessed up and joined the website a while later. I believe he's an agnostic last I talked to him.
Mmm...good times. Good memories.
1/22/2008 2:35:31 AM
#387507
Mike
Poe.
1/22/2008 2:39:49 AM
#387511
cyborgtroy
"a feces is a human being too."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
1/22/2008 2:47:25 AM
#387513
werewolf
Toilet humor in FSTDT? Wonders will never cease.
1/22/2008 2:48:52 AM
#387527
Mattural Selection
"PS: GOD HATES NUKEREACTOR.UK!!! READ THE BIBLE!"
I don't remember reading anything in the bible about Nukereactor.uk.
1/22/2008 3:05:07 AM
#387542
Mark
Those precious feces... Bless them.
1/22/2008 3:21:08 AM
#387545
This screams Poe.
1/22/2008 3:26:23 AM
#387550
Horsefeathers
"GARY BIRD, I DEMAND THAT YOU REMOVE THAT RANT ABOUT RELIGION!!"
I find it highly amusing when people demand things be done just to placate them. Particularly when they haven't got any kind of chance of actually having it done.
"You will never understand that Christianity is the TRUE religion, but don't make rants to brainwash others, especially precious Christian children who are still learning!"
Learning? Don't you mean 'still being indoctrinated'?
"Don't you realize that a feces is a human being too."
Even though I've known some people that could be described as such, I'm going to have to assume that's a typo.
"It doesn't matter if it's born or not, life is present from the moment of conception!!!"
Only in a rudimentary sense. You know, like how sperm are 'alive' yet your deity saw fit to murder thousands upon thousands of them even though each has the potential to create a human being.
"REPENT YOU FOOL!!
Ah, see, now you've gone and done it. You're headed straight for Hell with the rest of us per your Christ's decree in Matthew 5:22. I'll save a warm spot for you by the lake of eternal fire.
1/22/2008 3:32:19 AM
#387569
Don'tLookBehindYou
The irony is blinding. I have no cataracts left.
1/22/2008 3:47:24 AM
#387608
Madame Scarlet
It took me a little bit to figure out that "feces" was supposed to be "fetus".
1/22/2008 4:31:57 AM
#387616
approximate
A feces is a human being?
Well, then...cigars all around. I just gave birth to a half-pound loaf of...human.
This had better be Poe.
1/22/2008 4:35:13 AM
#387642
nintendofreakgcn
*Smokes cigar from approximate*
Now I wish I hadn't flushed all my precious feces down the toilet. I hope Jesus will forgive me.
1/22/2008 5:00:41 AM
#387662
Fanatic-Templar
Feces are not humans. Sorry, but you'll just have to deal knowing that you're not human.
1/22/2008 5:29:08 AM
#387681
t3h_fuhr3r
"Don't you realize that a feces is a human being too."
Only you T3RMINATOR, only you.
1/22/2008 6:11:47 AM
#387692
approximate
Does this make the enema a form of abortion?
1/22/2008 6:43:06 AM
#387698
cyborgtroy
@appromixate:
Yeah, and diarrhea is premature delivery, and constipation is birth control.
1/22/2008 7:00:04 AM
#387790
And do you think that indoctrinating kids with a super idiot like you, who's unable to put two words together isn't going to do more harm to them?. By the way, and the free will?
1/22/2008 10:00:35 AM
#387852
Mister Spak
Tell me again who's ranting?
1/22/2008 11:31:32 AM
#387876
aaa
This is Funnier than Top Gear in africa!
1/22/2008 12:09:46 PM
#387962
Magna
If life is present at conception please explain the 50% of the fertilized eggs (can't think of the term) that are washed out of the body?
1/22/2008 1:56:58 PM
#387981
Clare
So you're Bono's Daddy?
1/22/2008 2:18:15 PM
#387984
Remember terminator, freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom to be right.
1/22/2008 2:20:32 PM
#388014
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"...Don't you realize that a feces is a human being too. ...
Mr. Hanky, is that you?
1/22/2008 2:56:42 PM
#388028
Foo bar
MMmm, someone fell for a Poe, I think. Too much consistency for the apparent level of crazy, it's just not convincing...
1/22/2008 3:29:34 PM
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