Greet your new masters!
*on asked if they believed in the death penalty*
None of us would be saved if it was not for the death penalty so it must be ok.
[1/22/2008 3:43:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Maybe we should start executing MORE heathens!
1/22/2008 3:44:48 AM
I'm not usually the one to say this, but, LOLWUT?
1/22/2008 3:49:08 AM
Even my indestructible irony meter broke!
1/22/2008 3:50:56 AM
Perhaps he means that Jesus was killed by the death penalty, therefore the death penalty is the reason people are now Saved.
That's the only way this assinine statement makes any sense whatsoever.
1/22/2008 4:02:07 AM
: That's what I took it to mean too. It doesn't make this person any less of a scrotal disease though.
1/22/2008 4:08:57 AM
I think the quote is: "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
1/22/2008 4:19:34 AM
That is ironclad logic, my friends. Death penalties for everyone!
1/22/2008 4:20:31 AM
Second the facepalm.
Can't argue with that kind of logic.
1/22/2008 4:20:58 AM
By that... *cough* logic... none of us would be saved if it was not for betrayal by close acquaintances. Come on everyone, turn on your friends for the sake of salvation!
1/22/2008 4:35:00 AM
Death saves apparently.
1/22/2008 4:39:52 AM
1/22/2008 5:09:00 AM
Thou shalt not kill?
1/22/2008 5:11:59 AM
Reminds me of one of my favourite Blackadder quotes:
"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics!!!"
1/22/2008 6:26:44 AM
Snopester in Exile
That doesn't even make sense!
1/22/2008 6:41:42 AM
1/22/2008 7:58:01 AM
Actually if you pan back a little further then, none of us would be saved if it wasn't for extra/pre/marital sex
1/22/2008 9:40:46 AM
Are you referring to Jesus's dead?. I thought his was a sacrifice, not by the state, but by him. Are you then in favour of suicide or what?
1/22/2008 10:05:34 AM
Life is Death?
1/22/2008 12:13:06 PM
Aren't we supposed to be following the guy that wound up on the cross rather than the ones doing the executing?
1/22/2008 1:05:17 PM
None of us would be saved if it were not for death by torture for trumped-up charges, so it must be ok. Actually, that would explain some things about the Bush administration.
1/22/2008 1:13:47 PM
Following your logic, nobody would be saved if an unmarried mother hadn't given birth and you're a little bitchy on that point.
1/22/2008 2:19:45 PM
So God couldn't have saved humanity from
His own damn punishment
unless Jesus was executed? I thought He was the all-powerful Lord of the Universe.
1/22/2008 2:23:03 PM
I got nothin.
1/22/2008 7:11:18 PM
DEATH PENALTIES ON ME!!
1/22/2008 7:29:37 PM
Go back far enough in the Bible, and you can attribute everything to a couple of nudists defying God.
Do I win?
1/22/2008 7:55:18 PM