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#387564
The Watcher
Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Maybe we should start executing MORE heathens!
(facepalm)
1/22/2008 3:44:48 AM
#387571
BreeStar
I'm not usually the one to say this, but, LOLWUT?
1/22/2008 3:49:08 AM
#387574
Mike
Even my indestructible irony meter broke!
1/22/2008 3:50:56 AM
#387581
Mayhem
Perhaps he means that Jesus was killed by the death penalty, therefore the death penalty is the reason people are now Saved.
That's the only way this assinine statement makes any sense whatsoever.
1/22/2008 4:02:07 AM
#387584
Mattural Selection
@Mayhem: That's what I took it to mean too. It doesn't make this person any less of a scrotal disease though.
1/22/2008 4:08:57 AM
#387593
werewolf
I think the quote is: "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
1/22/2008 4:19:34 AM
#387595
Renacier
That is ironclad logic, my friends. Death penalties for everyone!
1/22/2008 4:20:31 AM
#387596
approximate
Second the facepalm.
Can't argue with that kind of logic.
1/22/2008 4:20:58 AM
#387615
Euclid
By that... *cough* logic... none of us would be saved if it was not for betrayal by close acquaintances. Come on everyone, turn on your friends for the sake of salvation!
1/22/2008 4:35:00 AM
#387622
Osiris
Death saves apparently.
1/22/2008 4:39:52 AM
#387647
Detrs
I'm convinced.
1/22/2008 5:09:00 AM
#387648
Reverend Davidius
Thou shalt not kill?
1/22/2008 5:11:59 AM
#387686
TB
Reminds me of one of my favourite Blackadder quotes:
"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics!!!"
1/22/2008 6:26:44 AM
#387690
Snopester in Exile
That doesn't even make sense!
1/22/2008 6:41:42 AM
#387731
484
1/22/2008 7:58:01 AM
#387776
Julian
Actually if you pan back a little further then, none of us would be saved if it wasn't for extra/pre/marital sex
1/22/2008 9:40:46 AM
#387793
Are you referring to Jesus's dead?. I thought his was a sacrifice, not by the state, but by him. Are you then in favour of suicide or what?
1/22/2008 10:05:34 AM
#387882
aaa
Life is Death?
1/22/2008 12:13:06 PM
#387923
Aren't we supposed to be following the guy that wound up on the cross rather than the ones doing the executing?
1/22/2008 1:05:17 PM
#387929
Doctor Whom
None of us would be saved if it were not for death by torture for trumped-up charges, so it must be ok. Actually, that would explain some things about the Bush administration.
1/22/2008 1:13:47 PM
#387983
Following your logic, nobody would be saved if an unmarried mother hadn't given birth and you're a little bitchy on that point.
1/22/2008 2:19:45 PM
#387986
John
So God couldn't have saved humanity from His own damn punishment unless Jesus was executed? I thought He was the all-powerful Lord of the Universe.
1/22/2008 2:23:03 PM
#388198
aqualung
o_0
I got nothin.
1/22/2008 7:11:18 PM
#388209
Nny
OKAY EVERYONE!
DEATH PENALTIES ON ME!!
1/22/2008 7:29:37 PM
#388229
NonProphet
Go back far enough in the Bible, and you can attribute everything to a couple of nudists defying God.
Do I win?
1/22/2008 7:55:18 PM
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