[Don't you just love a Christian hypocrite??]
Telling you to keep your mouth shut is hateful? Hmmmm....
Nitey nite!
Do NOT call me a hypocrite. A "Christian hypocrite" is an oxymoron. You obiously don't know what a Christian is.
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...Because it's physically impossible for a Christian to be a hypocrite.
You either don't know what a Christian is, or a hypocrite is. You lose.
Argument from hypocrisy. Sweet.
Don't be telling ANY American to keep their mouth shut. If you can spew shit, so can everyone else.
Freedom of speech trumps the bible at every turn.
Actually, saying "Christian hypocrite" is almost always a redundancy of terms.
Clearly, you don't know what the word means.
Well, I might not know what a Christian is, but I sure as fuck know what a condescending arsehole is, when I see it...
ETA: Oh look, this is the same person who says that: "I know everything about evolution vs. creation. My IQ has been tested more than once and I'm supposed to be 'brilliant'...big deal."
Yup, fucking tosser alright.
"Telling you to keep your mouth shut is hateful? Hmmmm..."
There's nothing to think about here! (Is there anything more pathetic than a fundy pretending to be 'lost in thought', anyways?)
"Do NOT call me a hypocrite. A "Christian hypocrite" is an oxymoron. You obiously don't know what a Christian is."
I do NOT call you a Christian. A "Christian with a fundy attitude" is an oxymoron. You obviously don't know what a Christian is.
"Then why does your own holy book warn against them so often? "
Um, clearly because of commies, socialized medicine and gay marriage. I thought they made that clear. (sarcasm)
I think we should treat women as crap, enforce the death penalty, reinstate the inquisition and beat non-believers until they FEEL GOD'S LOVE, and NUKE THE MIDDLE EAST AND SAN FRANSISCO,
But Jesus loves me because I want to go to heaven when I die.
The man is likely rolling over in his grave right about now.
No, actually he's right. The vast majority of Christians, or any faith, nationality, etc., are actually pretty decent people. Then again, people like this fucktwit screw it up for everyone else.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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