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YAHWEH is God’s Name ‘I Am’. If you spell it in Ancient Hebrew the letters are a picture of Messiah our Creator with His arms stretched out & His hands hooked by nails to the execution stake!

The Welders Wife, CSE blogs 48 Comments [1/22/2008 3:36:45 AM]
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Septic Sceptic

That must be a bitch to dictate. Is that spelled with two nails or three?

1/22/2008 3:39:12 AM

Mike

LOL wat?

1/22/2008 3:40:36 AM

Horsefeathers

"If you spell it in Ancient Hebrew the letters are a picture of Messiah our Creator with His arms stretched out & His hands hooked by nails to the execution stake!"

Uh, yeah. I don't think so.

1/22/2008 3:43:05 AM

Mattural Selection

Hey Welder, you're wife has escaped from the loony-bin again.

1/22/2008 3:44:17 AM

cyborgtroy

SRSLY?

1/22/2008 3:45:48 AM

Professor M

Oh, come on, just looking at the Hebrew alphabet could clear that one up...are fundies all so convinced of the accuracy of everything they pull out of their asses that they can't be bothered to check?

1/22/2008 3:55:01 AM

werewolf

@ Septic Sceptic

Good one!

1/22/2008 4:09:14 AM

Euclid

@Septic Sceptic:
Heh. Simpson's Bible Stories, anyone?

"Giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head, guy doing this" (Pharaoh Skinner's dictation)

1/22/2008 4:25:39 AM

approximate

So, you have two gods?
One named YAHWEH and one named Messiah?

Doesn't that kinda violate your first commandment?

1/22/2008 4:31:17 AM

Renacier

Whoah now. Now there's a stake involved in Jesus' execution?
What is he, some kind of witch? Vampire, maybe?

1/22/2008 4:32:26 AM

Osiris

So wait, is his name YAHWEH in all caps or Messiah?

1/22/2008 4:37:34 AM

Ex-Fundie

The stake thing is Jehovah's Witness I think (or Seventh Day Adventist, I get them mixed up sometimes). For whatever reason, they're convinced that the "true" translation doesn't say crucifix, but stake, and they'll argue it like it's a major tenet of their Christian faith.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh

I don't think you could imagine someone hanging from a stake in that even if you used LSD.

1/22/2008 6:42:15 AM

Brian X

Let's see... in standard Hebrew, YHWH looks a little like Stonehenge, and in paleo-Hebrew, it looks sort of like a trellis. I have no idea how you get a picture of a crucifixion out of that.

1/22/2008 7:20:44 AM

Michael

welders Wife, I think you need to be fucked more.

1/22/2008 7:31:54 AM

Niobe

God loves his pareidolia.

1/22/2008 9:09:27 AM



Or a series of birds flying or a squad of guys ready to fire. What's the point?

1/22/2008 10:02:49 AM

xplicit_UK

????

Can't really see it myself, but whatever you say...

1/22/2008 10:14:43 AM

anevilmeme

Now did she make this up by herself or did it come from another idiot?

1/22/2008 11:29:48 AM

aaa

She made it up.

1/22/2008 12:11:21 PM

Illuminatalie

But more importantly, what anagrams can you make from the letters?

1/22/2008 12:53:41 PM

Doctor Whom

That was just God's nickname. God's full name is "I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses." (wonders who will get the reference)

1/22/2008 1:18:53 PM

georgesmith

YAHWEH was an ancient moon god of the northern hebrews. May have been an old Amorite deity. Also, for a long time the name was interchangeable with Baal. This from the dictionary of non-classical mythology. Egerton Sykes. Oh and Yahweh had a wife, I believe Her name was Ashtart or Ashtoreth.

1/22/2008 1:25:24 PM

ArgleBargle

@Doctor Whom

Popeye?

1/22/2008 1:28:53 PM

John

Here's a picture of Jesus on the cross?



Sorry - it takes more imagination than I've got. Looks more like guys playing a silly game - I think "leap-frog" is its name (who'll get that reference?)

1/22/2008 2:44:58 PM

aqualung

Al Franken's How to Lie With Footnotes, #6: just make shit up.

1/22/2008 7:17:49 PM
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