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A few months ago, I prayed that God would allow me to be addicted to Jesus if I'm going to be OCD about anything, and man has He answered my prayers. I'm not sure if it's *normal*, but I obsess over Him! I don't even remember any of my high school crushes ever being this overwhelming.

RDY4HIM, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [1/21/2008 8:01:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Cymro

I personally believe Rapture Ready should be less heavily medicated as a society. That, or take away their internets.

1/21/2008 8:05:39 PM

The Watcher

OCD for Jesus!

1/21/2008 8:12:28 PM

Amanda

I'm not sure you're supposed to love Jesus THAT way...

1/21/2008 8:28:03 PM

Deep Search

'I was diagnosed with OCD, depression, and anxiety disorder until I found a good Christian counselor who was willing to listen, and finally discharged me and agreed that there is nothing *wrong* with me at all, I'm just passionate about Christ.'

Riiiiiiiight...

1/21/2008 8:28:39 PM

Osiris

Who has that "I think you love Jesus too much" picture. This fits perfectly.

1/21/2008 8:35:10 PM

Vampirehummingbird

Do you walk around in your wedding dress, or do you keep it in your hope chest?

1/21/2008 8:35:17 PM

RevDG

i don't think obsession over anything is really good, being obsessed over jesus? thats just creepy

1/21/2008 8:37:24 PM

Tomby Stone

You know he doesn't really look like they portray him in all those paintings don't you ?? I'm just trying to make sure you know you're obsessing over a short tubby middle eastern fellow and not that androgynous, toned, sexy but nonthreatening Jesus they dangle in front of your face to keep your repressed sexual urges focused toward the church.

1/21/2008 8:41:55 PM

ZugTheMegasaurus

If you're enjoying it, it's not OCD. Trust me on this one.

1/21/2008 8:52:35 PM

Caustic Gnostic

At least this one is up front about the OCD. No, it's not normal. Demons use the same mechanism, don'cha know? BTW, how can you be sure it's not a demon masquerading as "Him"?

1/21/2008 8:54:20 PM

PunkRawkChris

"i want to get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus. i want to feel the salvation all over my face"

1/21/2008 8:57:10 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I'm not sure if it's *normal*, but I obsess over Him! I don't even remember any of my high school crushes ever being this overwhelming.

Normal or not, it's certainly unhealthy.

1/21/2008 9:02:18 PM



You already forgot your meds when you prayed, didn't you?

1/21/2008 9:03:24 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

You know he doesn't really look like they portray him in all those paintings don't you ?? I'm just trying to make sure you know you're obsessing over a short tubby middle eastern fellow and not that androgynous, toned, sexy but nonthreatening Jesus they dangle in front of your face to keep your repressed sexual urges focused toward the church.

Quoted for Truth, Win the Internet, pwnage, etc.

1/21/2008 9:05:27 PM

Choad

Consider the “Teacher” who wrote the book of Ecclesiastes; he favored wisdom and supported the wise, but even he counseled moderation in all things:

(7:16-18) "Therefore be thou neither too righteous nor over wise, that thou perish not: be neither too unrighteous also nor too foolish, lest thou die before thy time. It is good for thee to take hold of this, and not to let that go out of thy hand. For he that feareth God shall escape them all."

If your mind is always on the world to come, you’ll be a seeker after death.

In other words, YOU’RE MENTALLY ILL (quoth I in the capslock of truth); GET HELP!

1/21/2008 9:07:06 PM

cyborgtroy

"I want to feel the salvation all over my face" Award.

1/21/2008 9:08:32 PM

approximate

Wet for Jesus?

Ask your doctor if Zoloft is right for you.

1/21/2008 9:21:38 PM

Old Viking

Get a life. Here, on earth.

1/21/2008 9:39:28 PM

Tempus

This post makes me feel vaguely unclean.

1/21/2008 9:55:49 PM

the Good Witch


1/21/2008 9:57:58 PM

anevilmeme

This is just plain creepy.

1/21/2008 10:02:12 PM

ND

I would hate to see what she does with her crucifix

1/21/2008 10:11:31 PM



I think you need to reread scripture. It says "Jesus was hung on a cross", not "hung like a horse". Common mistake for the sexually frustrated Rapture Ready female I'm afraid.

1/21/2008 10:24:26 PM

onions

I really hate people who throw around the term OCD. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE GO DIE.

1/21/2008 10:32:39 PM

toothache

Do you just love Jesus, or are you "in love" with Jesus?

1/21/2008 10:34:16 PM
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