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why do u persecut us christians we receive it enough in our daily live, i have receieved more persecution than any other minority group i have met

this includes racial minority groups

Jake Siltson, Facebook Group (I bet I can find 1,000,000 Christians) 58 Comments [1/21/2008 8:15:25 PM]
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Since when are Christians a minority group?

1/21/2008 8:20:43 PM

√ėyvind

What's the matter, did some eebil bitch tell you you couldn't force her to have sex with you?

1/21/2008 8:22:24 PM

Amanda

I bet he's persecuted by people who can spell, too.

1/21/2008 8:27:19 PM

epsilon

Maybe it's because you're a retard instead of because you're a Christian

1/21/2008 8:29:35 PM

GigaGuess

Bull.

Shit.

You do not know the first thing about persecution, other than what you foist on others, no doubt.

1/21/2008 8:31:02 PM

Altair

This is probably truthful because I'm sure he hasn't ever met any minority groups.

1/21/2008 8:32:40 PM

LabRat

what, are you five?

1/21/2008 8:33:00 PM

Ambrielle


1/21/2008 8:33:29 PM

Mark

Ha. And he has no friends as well. Either fake profile, or just plain ignorant.

1/21/2008 8:34:13 PM

Osiris

i haev a fealing ur stoopid 2.

1/21/2008 8:35:30 PM

RevDG

ORLY?
being persecuted in your imagination doesn't count you know, jake
i agree with gigaguess, bull shit

1/21/2008 8:35:35 PM

Tomby Stone

I think we should at least allow Christians to get married or maybe allow one to run for some kind of political office.

1/21/2008 8:48:36 PM

Bob Dole

Do you understand the word "minority"?

1/21/2008 8:48:44 PM

Captain Janeway

Africans, Jews, Homosexuals, American Indians, Indians, Atheists, Muslims all have you beat, fundtard.



1/21/2008 8:49:26 PM

cyborgtroy

"any other minority group"

Yeah, since you're the majority, you're going to get persecuted a lot...

1/21/2008 9:04:55 PM



Wait, have you really seen any atheist, wiccan, Catholic, Mormon, muslim or buddhist being fired and addressed to?. In which alternative reality you're living in?

1/21/2008 9:05:33 PM

Caustic Gnostic

How to persecute a "Christian":

1. Laugh at the fool for wasting his life, intelligence and spirit on a retarded rehash of ignorant bronze-age mythology.

2. Laugh even more when he claims that he is superior to you, due to his "faith" in said stupidity.

3. Tell him to fuck off when he threatens you with eternal torment in the imagined afterlife because you don't agree with him.


1/21/2008 9:09:46 PM

Choad

I got two words for that: learn to fucking type!

1/21/2008 9:14:11 PM

Old Viking

I'm too choked up to respond ...

1/21/2008 9:34:17 PM

approximate

Which persecuted minority Christian sect do you belong to?

The Church of Half-Witted, English-free Internet Posters?

I suggest preaching your sermon to an African-American congregation or at a Synagogue. I'm sure both groups would love to hear what you have to say.

1/21/2008 9:35:51 PM

Detrs

Ha ha ha! "Christian persecution" in the US. Never fails to crack me up.

1/21/2008 10:12:53 PM

Illuminatalie

Christians are a minority group and get persecuted, claim #4992992.

I wonder what treatment you would get if you walked into one of your churches, or the vast majority of workplaces, and said "I'm a gay/transgendered non-white muslim/hindu/wiccan". I know, and you know, just what general regard you would be held in even, after that. If there is indeed an afterlife, that is the regard you will be held in. Oh, I insist. You have suffered so much already.

1/21/2008 10:29:47 PM

Damen




1/21/2008 10:33:06 PM

Eric

Even the other Christians in that group call him a troll.

1/21/2008 10:58:49 PM

jellobiafra79

I read that on Facebook before it was posted--as far as I know, it was established he was trolling.

1/21/2008 11:34:13 PM
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