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#387560
Mattural Selection
Sing it with me now:
"You're a fucktard, aren't you Kent?"
Imhotep would like a word with you Kunt.
1/22/2008 3:42:54 AM
#387563
Horsefeathers
"I believe the Great Pyramid was built to be the Bible in stone. The Egyptians did not build it."
When I read quotes like this I can't help but hope that ol' Kent is taking advantage of the psychiatric services at the Federal Pen. The guy has some serious issues...
1/22/2008 3:44:46 AM
#387568
cyborgtroy
I didn't know ancient monarchs were buried in Bibles...
1/22/2008 3:46:17 AM
#387572
Mike
Hey Kent, the cities/store houses were Pithom and Ramses, not Giza. YOU FAIL AGAIN.
1/22/2008 3:49:37 AM
#387583
werewolf
And what do the Egyptians, whose ancestors built the damn things, have to say about that?
1/22/2008 4:05:12 AM
#387599
approximate
It would seem Big Bubba has shanked Kent's brains out...literally.
1/22/2008 4:24:44 AM
#387605
Renacier
But then who did, Kent?
I know! Let's ask Sherry Shriner
"ELS:
Giants are defined as 'Els', El Anakims, based on the mythed 'EL-der' Race,tied-in with the ancient Hebrew traditions. Some prophesize that there will come a time of a great battle between the Els and the Serpent Race. These people may have helped build the pyramids."
Mystery solved.
1/22/2008 4:28:12 AM
#387606
Ningen
What you believe, while entertaining, has no bearing on reality.
1/22/2008 4:29:22 AM
#387609
Euclid
Apparently incarceration has addled the few remaining brain cells. Kent's just gonna get more and more entertaining, it seems.
1/22/2008 4:32:20 AM
#387614
So that's why the book of the dead is written on the insides. Because, secretly, every Bible harbors a pagan message?
1/22/2008 4:34:31 AM
#387617
Septic Sceptic
The Great Pyramid? A Bible in stone? What, was the Pyramid a huge three dimentional caret, and the rest of the letters were to come later?
Maybe if Moses hadn't led the workforce out of the country, the project would have been finished.
1/22/2008 4:35:14 AM
#387618
Scion
Yeah, everyone knows the pyramids were landing sites for UFO's, right Kent? The Goa'uld had them built to land their ha'tak class motherships on.
1/22/2008 4:36:01 AM
#387620
Osiris
That's funny because the Pyramids predate the Bible and have a hell of a lot to do with the people buried inside them.
1/22/2008 4:38:21 AM
#387641
Alina
Does he himself knows what he is saying, or he just spawns random shit that comes to his mind. I mean does he comprehend
1/22/2008 4:59:31 AM
#387644
nintendofreakgcn
I'm convinced Kent Hovind's cell mate secretly posted this, because surely even Kent Hovind isn't this stupid.
1/22/2008 5:04:05 AM
#387654
Reverend Davidius
I'm... happy for your... belief.
Doesn't this belong in the conspiracy theories? What next, the aliens did it?
1/22/2008 5:19:41 AM
#387656
Raven Blackhawk
That is one MONSTER turd you've just pulled outta your ass, Kent.
1/22/2008 5:21:33 AM
#387657
Tempus
Kent Hovind grows funnier with each passing day.
1/22/2008 5:22:56 AM
#387663
Fanatic-Templar
You believe incorrectly.
As usual.
1/22/2008 5:30:59 AM
#387664
Sorry guys, this has nothing to do with his prison stay. It's actually a quote from "Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution," a collection of his earlier mad ramblings. If anything, he's gotten slightly saner.
1/22/2008 5:30:59 AM
#387677
Rubyfruit
...
What?! Oh, this is a new low for ol' Kent, now.
1/22/2008 6:08:22 AM
#387678
t3h_fuhr3r
Kent Hovind: one too many bad LSD trips...
1/22/2008 6:08:46 AM
#387683
CCMars
...Is this guy for real? Every time he shows up he says something even more strange than the last time.
EDIT: #415872 -- Oh. I suppose that's better than nothing.
1/22/2008 6:23:56 AM
#387719
Brian X
Mmm, pyramidiocy. Oddly enough, the founder of the JayDubs was a pyramidiot. When Charles Taze Russell died, Judge Rutherford kind of suppressed that bit.
1/22/2008 7:28:29 AM
#387721
Michael
Kent, you're fucked up
1/22/2008 7:31:08 AM
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