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I believe the Great Pyramid was built to be the Bible in stone. The Egyptians did not build it.

Kent Hovind, www.kent-hovind.com 68 Comments [1/22/2008 3:40:31 AM]
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Mattural Selection

Sing it with me now:

"You're a fucktard, aren't you Kent?"

Imhotep would like a word with you Kunt.

1/22/2008 3:42:54 AM

Horsefeathers

"I believe the Great Pyramid was built to be the Bible in stone. The Egyptians did not build it."

When I read quotes like this I can't help but hope that ol' Kent is taking advantage of the psychiatric services at the Federal Pen. The guy has some serious issues...

1/22/2008 3:44:46 AM

cyborgtroy

I didn't know ancient monarchs were buried in Bibles...

1/22/2008 3:46:17 AM

Mike

Hey Kent, the cities/store houses were Pithom and Ramses, not Giza. YOU FAIL AGAIN.

1/22/2008 3:49:37 AM

werewolf

And what do the Egyptians, whose ancestors built the damn things, have to say about that?

1/22/2008 4:05:12 AM

approximate

It would seem Big Bubba has shanked Kent's brains out...literally.

1/22/2008 4:24:44 AM

Renacier

But then who did, Kent?

I know! Let's ask Sherry Shriner

"ELS:
Giants are defined as 'Els', El Anakims, based on the mythed 'EL-der' Race,tied-in with the ancient Hebrew traditions. Some prophesize that there will come a time of a great battle between the Els and the Serpent Race. These people may have helped build the pyramids."

Mystery solved.

1/22/2008 4:28:12 AM

Ningen

What you believe, while entertaining, has no bearing on reality.

1/22/2008 4:29:22 AM

Euclid

Apparently incarceration has addled the few remaining brain cells. Kent's just gonna get more and more entertaining, it seems.

1/22/2008 4:32:20 AM



So that's why the book of the dead is written on the insides. Because, secretly, every Bible harbors a pagan message?

1/22/2008 4:34:31 AM

Septic Sceptic

The Great Pyramid? A Bible in stone? What, was the Pyramid a huge three dimentional caret, and the rest of the letters were to come later?

Maybe if Moses hadn't led the workforce out of the country, the project would have been finished.

1/22/2008 4:35:14 AM

Scion

Yeah, everyone knows the pyramids were landing sites for UFO's, right Kent? The Goa'uld had them built to land their ha'tak class motherships on.

1/22/2008 4:36:01 AM

Osiris

That's funny because the Pyramids predate the Bible and have a hell of a lot to do with the people buried inside them.

1/22/2008 4:38:21 AM

Alina

Does he himself knows what he is saying, or he just spawns random shit that comes to his mind. I mean does he comprehend

1/22/2008 4:59:31 AM

nintendofreakgcn

I'm convinced Kent Hovind's cell mate secretly posted this, because surely even Kent Hovind isn't this stupid.

1/22/2008 5:04:05 AM

Reverend Davidius

I'm... happy for your... belief.

Doesn't this belong in the conspiracy theories? What next, the aliens did it?

1/22/2008 5:19:41 AM

Raven Blackhawk

That is one MONSTER turd you've just pulled outta your ass, Kent.

1/22/2008 5:21:33 AM

Tempus

Kent Hovind grows funnier with each passing day.

1/22/2008 5:22:56 AM

Fanatic-Templar

You believe incorrectly.

As usual.

1/22/2008 5:30:59 AM



Sorry guys, this has nothing to do with his prison stay. It's actually a quote from "Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution," a collection of his earlier mad ramblings. If anything, he's gotten slightly saner.

1/22/2008 5:30:59 AM

Rubyfruit

...

What?! Oh, this is a new low for ol' Kent, now.

1/22/2008 6:08:22 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

Kent Hovind: one too many bad LSD trips...

1/22/2008 6:08:46 AM

CCMars

...Is this guy for real? Every time he shows up he says something even more strange than the last time.

EDIT: #415872 -- Oh. I suppose that's better than nothing.

1/22/2008 6:23:56 AM

Brian X

Mmm, pyramidiocy. Oddly enough, the founder of the JayDubs was a pyramidiot. When Charles Taze Russell died, Judge Rutherford kind of suppressed that bit.

1/22/2008 7:28:29 AM

Michael

Kent, you're fucked up

1/22/2008 7:31:08 AM
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