Quote# 33943

This guy comes home from work, "Hi Honey, what's for supper?" "Whatever you're fixing." You know, she just got back from one of those meetings, those femi-nazi meetings. He said, "Honey, the house is kind of a mess, have you been busy today?" She said, "If you don't like it you clean it up." This went on for ten minutes. And finally he said, "How would you like to not see me for a week?" She said, "That would be fine with me." And sure enough on the the seventh day her left eye started to open just a little bit.

Kent Hovind, www.kent-hovind.com 118 Comments [1/22/2008 10:31:53 AM]
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Anna Ghislaine

As a joke it's quite funny, but Hovind probably thinks it's laudable behaviour on the part of the man.

1/22/2008 10:40:52 AM


That's sick. I realize Kent Hovind might be feeling a little fragile about his masculinity right now, being ordered around by his guards all day, but domestic violence is not funny. Ever.

1/22/2008 11:17:29 AM


Domestic abuse for Jesus!

1/22/2008 11:18:20 AM


Well doesn't this offer some insight on how well the other prisoners are treating Kent?

1/22/2008 11:21:52 AM

Mister Spak

"And sure enough on the the seventh day her left eye started to open just a little bit. "

What? Is this some kind of creationist cause and effect?
I thought evolution was the cause of domestic violence.

1/22/2008 11:24:08 AM

Mr Smith

Funny joke. But Kent probably thinks its one of the missing chapters of Leveticus.

1/22/2008 11:25:01 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Thank you, O.J. Hovind

1/22/2008 11:55:43 AM


Kent probably believes that the Bible instructs women to do all the cooking and cleaning, just like he convinces himself that his "science" is connected to reality somehow.

1/22/2008 12:02:16 PM


Is this guy for real? He's a faux-christian, in jail for tax evasion, famous for teaching that science is a conspiracy and other great bits of wisdom. Now he's Andrew Dice Clay? I guess hanging out with the general prison population is beginning to affect him.

1/22/2008 12:23:19 PM

Mattural Selection

The Kunt supports wife beating... why does that not surprise me?

1/22/2008 12:43:44 PM

Evil Deadite

Wow, Kent, that's a new record for offensiveness, Way to go. Proud of you.

1/22/2008 12:46:41 PM

Jesus Klingon

Feeling butt-hurt, Kent? Venting your frustrations?

1/22/2008 12:54:36 PM


This is why I feel that women are oftentimes justified in hating men.

1/22/2008 1:11:33 PM


What prison is he in? Maybe I can pay a felon to shank him.

1/22/2008 1:17:57 PM

There is something missing in the context, he's not a handicapped man who can't do the job himself. So...........

1/22/2008 1:20:10 PM


Ha ha! Abuse is funny! If your woman doesn't cook you dinner, just assault her! That'll show her! Ha!

1/22/2008 1:23:15 PM


I have a hard time believing he actually said this. The Kent-Hovind.com site exists to make fun of the man, and some of the quotes there seem a tad far fetched - even for "Dr. Dino."

1/22/2008 1:59:29 PM


We used to make jokes about drunkenness too. That was stupid in retrospect too.

1/22/2008 2:01:38 PM


Why pay a housekeeper when you can keep a slave by beating her up? Why pay taxes when you can ... oh, never mind ...

1/22/2008 2:03:20 PM


Well, how long a jail term did the guy get? And what happened to him after he got out?

Come on, Kent. Finish your story.

1/22/2008 2:13:23 PM


A criminal in jail thinks a brutal crime against a woman is funny.

What a surprise.

1/22/2008 2:15:38 PM

So, domestic violence is justified if a woman is not a slave?

1/22/2008 2:17:20 PM


"And sure enough on the the seventh day her left eye started to open just a little bit. "

And she called a divorce lawyer. The end.

1/22/2008 2:25:51 PM


Gee Whillickers Batman! Who's Kent trying to scam now? Oh wait - same old ignorant douchebags.

Damn that says a lot about his market doesn't it. And the fact he's using frigging tactics a used car salesman would.

1/22/2008 2:25:59 PM


Well, they obviously shouldn't have gotten married....

1/22/2008 2:30:26 PM

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