"First of all, evolution requires lots and lots and lots of time."
That all depends on what's doing the evolving, doesn't it? Bacteria don't need all that long to evolve since most reproduce extremely quickly. A virus would also fall into that category.
"It needs a universe that has been around for billions of years."
Whew! Good thing there's ample evidence in favor of a universe that has been around for billions of years then. Us Evilutionists got lucky with that one we did.
"But, like Yasic pointed out, if you reverse-engineer the genealogies, you'll see that the universe has only been around for 6000 years --- not nearly enough time for evolution to do it's dirty work."
Nooooo... you'll see that your Wholly Babble only accounts for four to six thousand years, depending on how you fudge the genealogies.
"Second of all, evolution is dirty work. It sends out two "hit men" to do its evil:
survival of the fittest
natural selection
Both of these characters violate God's principles of love and harmony --- and thus cannot be of God."
Why do you fundies insist on glossing over, or skipping entirely, the Old Testament? Yes, yes, I know it's unpleasant and makes your deity look like a blood thirsty tribal war god and then the New Testament turns around and makes him look schizophrenic by suddenly being all lovey dovey but that's just too bad, isn't it?
If anything, evolution would fit in quite nicely with the character of your god as described in the OT.
"Thirdly, Jesus, Himself always talked about Creation - He never once mentioned evolution - not even using "the language of the times"."
He probably had the good sense not to, lest he be stoned to death before he had a chance to piss off the Romans and get his ass nailed to a tree. That'd be a damned shame.
"And as followers of Jesus Christ, I don't see how Christians should be embracing evolution, either."
The fact that it aligns with observed reality should be enough. Apparently it's not though.
"Fourthly, after God created the universe in six days, He pronounced it "very good" - (perfect)."
And a few short verses later proceeded to drown every living thing on the planet save for an old drunk, his family and two (or is it seven?) of all the 'clean' 'kinds'.
"And that would mean there's no room for improvement, thus evolution need not occur."
You don't see your deity basically saying 'Screw this, I'll start over' as having room for improvement? You are a dense one.
