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[To an ex-Christian]

You probably were not saved in the first place. You are a victim of the easy" believism" of our day.

If you had fruit and if you were a child of God, then you would have remained in the faith. But the fact that you fell away shows that you are not a child of God, but are a child of the evil one.

Bible John, IIDB 61 Comments [1/22/2008 11:46:39 PM]
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Ambrielle


1/22/2008 11:57:44 PM

Miles G

I can't put it any better than one of the contributors on the IIDB board - "The brown acid is bad, Bible John".

1/22/2008 11:58:06 PM

Osiris

I'm sorry but "believism". Does adding the suffix ism to any normal word suddenly make it a religion?

1/23/2008 12:09:12 AM

Illuminatalie

There is no one that fundies hate as viciously as someone who has escaped what still holds them in slavery. It doesn't take a huge logical leap to figure out that, from their point of view, since these people are subhuman, cruelty and death are not only permitted but laudable.


1/23/2008 12:11:01 AM

kat

... so a falter in faith is a sign that people are a child of the evil one....


......... does that mean God's own prophet Jonah was a son of Satan?

1/23/2008 12:13:51 AM

AnonymousAsshole

Don't you fundy fucktards promulgate the belief that one needs only to believe, and are magically saved by grace? If so, then Bible John is a heretic and hell-bound.

1/23/2008 12:40:44 AM

cyborgtroy

"If you had fruit"

Yeah, I was gonna be a Christian, but I didn't eat enough oranges...

1/23/2008 12:42:22 AM

approximate

"You have to understand that most of these people are not ready to be unplugged, and many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on that system, that they will fight to protect it"

--Morpheus to Neo in The Matrix

1/23/2008 12:44:03 AM

Septic Sceptic

An apple a day, keeps the atheism away?

1/23/2008 12:53:05 AM

Heather

@Osiris.

Indeedy-doody! I'm into Wineism myself - the Red denomination especially. I also choose to combine it at times with Brieism and Watercrackerism, which makes for an extremely enlightening evening.

Wineism is a very special ism, unlike Watercrackerism. Once you're a true Wineist you can't go back. If you decide you no longer wish to be a Wineist then you obviously weren't a true Wineist in the first place.

1/23/2008 1:02:44 AM

Ambrielle

Oh dear sister Heather. I myself are a Red Wineist, although in the past I have strayed to the White denomination. I reconverted to Red, but it is something I struggle with to this day.

1/23/2008 1:16:04 AM

Brian X

Heather:

You goddamned traitor. Brieism and Watercrackerism are for liberal splitters -- the losers who are too weak for even a plate of tapas. You need to embrace the garlickist, the seafoodist, the slabs-of-beef-and-lambist, and the big-piles-of-pastaist ways.

1/23/2008 1:27:47 AM

logicprevails

There's that famous Christian love I've been hearing so much about ~!

1/23/2008 1:36:50 AM

Mike

Feel that Christian lurve!

1/23/2008 1:54:06 AM

Mattural Selection

Careful Brian X, your straying into flying spaghetti monster territory there.

I personally am a member of the joint Jack Danielsism-Mary Janeism church of Munchies and Xbox 360tm

1/23/2008 2:01:01 AM

Red Cat

cyborgtroy, Septic - love your work.

1/23/2008 2:05:14 AM

Brian X

"That is nae a proper kilt! It's just a plaid skirt!"

"But it's got my family tartan on it and everything -- my grandmother from the Hebrides made it for me..."

"Bah! If it's nae Scottish it's crap!"

1/23/2008 2:06:18 AM

Hawker Hurricane

Funny how fundies use Calvinistic beliefs like "Once saved, Always saved".

1/23/2008 2:09:49 AM

anevilmeme

What color is your kilt laddie?

1/23/2008 2:22:49 AM

szena

What happens if a child of the evil one has fruit?

1/23/2008 2:24:34 AM

Old Viking

Another religious conundrum deftly handled.

1/23/2008 2:38:48 AM

sam

It's like scurvy...

1/23/2008 2:44:08 AM

David D.G.

"Fruit of the Loon" Award.


~David D.G.

1/23/2008 3:07:21 AM

Philbert McAdamia

A friend of mine had a tuxedo made in Campbell plaid. The vest was Glen plaid. I suggested when he put it on he became Glenn Campbell.
It was nae worth a Hoot Mon!

1/23/2008 3:18:22 AM

SweetViolet

"[To an ex-Christian]

You probably were not saved in the first place. You are a victim of the easy" believism" of our day."

So, let me see if I get this right...this guy got saved...at least he (and every other like-minded person) THOUGHT he was saved because he believed and he got baptised by dunking and was therefore saved. But he really WASN'T saved, just everybody (including him) thought so. And the way everybody found out he wasn't saved is that he stopped believing in the mumbo-jumbo.

So, what does that mean for the gazillion fundies who presently believe themselves to be saved? Are they really? or do they just THINK they are...but may find out later that they are not? Or do you get un-saved when reason asserts itself in the brain?

And how do you tell the saved from the pseudo-saved?

1/23/2008 6:34:03 AM
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