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If the earth was 3 billion years old there would be so many bones piled up the whole earth would be covered in dust and all the what not. Thast jsut a theory scientists made so its more ffesable to belvie we evolved. Which i dont belvie in anyway

Death Metal Prodigy, POD Warrior Forum 26 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Stop speaking in tongues ass-muncher! I can't make heads or tails of your rambling.

6/27/2006 7:44:20 AM

TheUnholyMint

Well done for looking past all those degrees, phDs and practical research. Just because it's their expertise, doesn't mean that scientists know anything more than you do.

2/3/2007 9:15:44 PM

mkb

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatom

2/5/2007 4:21:17 AM

(H9) - EvilBible

YAWN

3/26/2007 11:32:22 PM

Max

Don't belvie in?

3/26/2007 11:52:47 PM

szenah

I don't care what you \"belvie,\" you're obviously too stupid to understand the facts anyway.

3/27/2007 12:45:02 AM

Brian X

Well, let's see. There's lots of bones and whatnot to be found (and a lot more that just decayed or dissolved), and quite a lot of sediment. Except it isn't dust anymore because it's been buried for so long it turned into rock. Compression, heat, and groundwater can do funny things to \"dust\" over geological time scales.

Belvie what you want, but what you describe is more or less what scientists see when they dig into the earth.

3/27/2007 2:39:11 AM

Darwin

Go drink some death metal you stupid fucking prodigy.

Go ahead, I don't belvie you've got the guts!

3/27/2007 4:01:44 AM

Michael

Can we please belvie together??

3/27/2007 7:07:18 AM

Beccs

Did someone stick a screwdriver in this guy's head halfway through typing this out?

3/27/2007 7:15:38 AM

Ambrielle

I belvie you are an ass.

3/27/2007 1:41:39 PM

David B.

@Beccs: \"Did someone stick a screwdriver in this guy's head halfway through typing this out?\"

I think we're seeing an actual case of a fundie typing something so stupid that his brain is literally rebelling.

If you had been listening at his ear you would have heard a small voice shouting, \"No! A mind cannot coexist with such stupidity!\"

Although it would have been very hard to make out because of the echoes.

3/27/2007 1:51:43 PM

Puck

Wow.

Ignorant, illiterate and dyslexic at the same time...

Wow.

3/27/2007 2:58:20 PM

Salvador

Let me introduce you to a thing called \"bacteria\".

5/21/2007 9:31:52 PM

Freboy

To, that's wrong. You see the spaceships that beam babies into this world beam the dead back up again.

Interestingly, they use these bodies to build new babies. Problem is, they are running out of brains, which leads to some... erratic personalities.

But don't worry, they have stated quite clearly that guys like you have other qualities. Spreading knowledge, however is not one of them. Please back away from the computer.

5/21/2007 9:54:07 PM

anti-nonsense

1) the earth is 4.5 billion years old
2) for the first billion years there was no life
3) for the next 1.5 or 2 billion years there was only bacteria, which are tiny and leave only the occasional mark in the fossil record
4) then there was only single celled eukaryotes untill 1 billion years or so ago, which are also tiny and don't leave much record
5) then there was only invertebrates for the next few hundred million years
6) even vertebrates rarely fossilize, the fact that we have as many fossils as we do is lucky, and even without fossils the case for evolution is overwhelming.

5/21/2007 10:06:05 PM

Laurel

Turn in your Cookie Monster voice, Death Metal Prodigy. Things decompose.

5/22/2007 11:38:47 AM



The earth isn't dusty, therefore it can't be old...

3/11/2008 3:03:53 PM

anti-nonsense

animals with bones have been around for only about 500 million years.

A lot of the sand on beaches and the dirt at the bottom of hte sea is made up of the remains of diatoms (microscopic creatures with siliceous "shells"

Most bones are destroyed and their remains swept into undersea vents. Most of the stuff that isn't swept into undersea vents is now rock. Because you know, dust under pressure becomes solid rock.

3/11/2008 3:51:24 PM

Zankou

"Decay". Get a fucking dictionary.



5/24/2008 12:17:45 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Yeah, I'll take science lessons from the person who can barely spell! Sounds like a good idea.

Clue: Not all bones stick around, not every organism is fossilized.

3/7/2011 8:55:52 PM

Crimson Lizard

Perhaps a child, but certainly no prodigy.

6/17/2012 7:43:02 AM

Quantum Mechanic

English motherf ...

Oh to hell with it.

7/27/2012 3:52:41 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If the earth was 3 billion years old there would be so many bones piled up the whole earth would be covered in dust and all the what not. Thast jsut a theory scientists made so its more ffesable to belvie we evolved. Which i dont belvie in anyway"

So, Geography/Geology clearly not on your 'hoemskuling' curriculum eh, Derpy Mental Prostate?

"Thast" "jsut" "ffesable" "belvie"

And here is proof of what I've always said: 'Hoemskuling' should be illegal worldwide.

'Hoemskuling' is nothing less than child abuse. You fundies call state secular education 'brainwashing'. I call it the difference between being the one saying 'Do you want fries with that?', and the one who replies either 'Yes' or 'No'.

7/27/2012 6:46:23 AM

Quantum Mechanic

4.6 billion, moron.

11/3/2013 2:56:25 AM
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