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The first "end of the world" came when the human species was being physically corrupted by angels taking wifes for themselves and having children who were hybrids. That brought the flood. God wouldn't stand for it. He didn't then, and he won't now.

Stacy, Times Online 86 Comments [1/23/2008 6:40:03 AM]
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#388787

Sacha

Yeah, we have such a problem nowadays with human/angel hybrids.

1/23/2008 6:43:18 AM

#388790

D Laurier

Ah more batshit insanity from the fundie lunacy project.

1/23/2008 6:46:21 AM

#388792

Hammurabi

I thought angels were good. Why would getting it on with angels be a corruption of humans? Wouldn't it have been a corruption of angels? God must have meant to flood heaven but missed.

1/23/2008 6:50:08 AM

#388797

ArmandT

Isn't this the storyline to Anne Rice's Memnoch the Devil?

1/23/2008 7:04:28 AM

#388798

approximate

This sounds more like Greek mythology than Xian mythology.

What kinda mileage do these hybrids get, anyway?

1/23/2008 7:05:06 AM

#388799

Happymealungen

Can't even go outside the door without those darn angel-hybrids harassing me. This is a real problem!

1/23/2008 7:09:40 AM

#388802

Psittacosis

Come on, fess up, who's been fucking angels and causing all these floods we've been having lately? I've told you before, just give the angels the phone box and then leave 'em alone. Sheesh.

1/23/2008 7:14:29 AM

#388812

Traitor1

Hybrid babies! O noes!

1/23/2008 7:34:42 AM

#388818

Mattural Selection

I love the way that they can just pull any old shit out of their arse and claim with a straight face that it's the biblical truth. Besides, I thought angels were asexual... how can they have sex with humans without the gear between the legs?

1/23/2008 7:40:59 AM

#388825

mkb

Are there many copies, and do they have a plan?

1/23/2008 7:58:50 AM

#388828

aaa

Sounds like a bad X-files episode.

1/23/2008 8:26:56 AM

#388840

Øyvind

But Half-Angels get +2 to Charisma and Dexterity!

1/23/2008 9:49:13 AM

#388841

Martin

ArmandT: it is, not only do they make shit up but they have to steal the stories as well.

1/23/2008 9:58:25 AM

#388849

xplicit_UK

I don't know what's sadder; that people would actually believe this shit, or that it's actually in the bible (Genesis 6). Those really are the darndest things.

1/23/2008 10:42:25 AM

#388850

<<God must have meant to flood heaven but missed.>>

Apparently fundie-God graduated from the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.

1/23/2008 10:42:50 AM

#388851

Freboy

But how cooool wouldn't it have been to have half-angels around?

1/23/2008 10:43:00 AM

#388863

Prager

I have a question: If the "end of the world" means that the world comes to an end, how is it possible to have more than one ending? I can only assume that Stacy is getting all metaphysical and whatnot. But by using the flood story, in which god had a hissy fit and killed 99.9999% of everything, then the next "end of the world" will see 99.9999% of all things killed off, which would also seem to include all the fundamentalists running around hoping for it to happen. Hmmm? Interesting.

1/23/2008 11:36:32 AM

#388869

Brain_In_A_Jar

Seems like this "omnipotent" god of yours really struggles to keep any kind of control of things. When you have to destroy everything and start over, that's what most people would call failure.

1/23/2008 11:42:32 AM

#388875

CosmoPants

The times didn't publish my comment : (
This is an inconsistency, considering the finger-gnawing stupidity of many other comments. Mine was merely cruel. bastards.

And anyway, why is it that semi-literate Texans feel the need to proclaim the Apocalypse when faced with anything outside their narrow understanding, and quote the lonliness-crazed ravings of an exile off his face on hallucinogenic mushrooms, as some sort of proof?

Oh noes, it are teh REVALASHUNS! :O

1/23/2008 11:48:59 AM

#388881

Heather

Stacy, Stacy, you forgot to take your pills this morning didn't you?

1/23/2008 12:05:05 PM

#388893

Nowonmai

And what have we been smoking today?

1/23/2008 12:17:31 PM

#388902

Margaret Murray O'Hell

Hybrids?

Like a Prius?

1/23/2008 12:30:58 PM

#388906

Xotan

I have yet to meet an angel to corrupt me. When will this happen - soon, please?

1/23/2008 12:34:04 PM

#388917

Mister Spak

Show the evidence that your angels, god and flood existed. And your big book of myths does not constitute evidence.

1/23/2008 12:46:55 PM

#388951

Garfield

Margaret Murray O'Hell - you must be an hybrid angel, you read my mind and posted it!

1/23/2008 2:10:51 PM

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