The first "end of the world" came when the human species was being physically corrupted by angels taking wifes for themselves and having children who were hybrids. That brought the flood. God wouldn't stand for it. He didn't then, and he won't now.
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This sounds more like Greek mythology than Xian mythology.
What kinda mileage do these hybrids get, anyway?
Come on, fess up, who's been fucking angels and causing all these floods we've been having lately? I've told you before, just give the angels the phone box and then leave 'em alone. Sheesh.
I have a question: If the "end of the world" means that the world comes to an end, how is it possible to have more than one ending? I can only assume that Stacy is getting all metaphysical and whatnot. But by using the flood story, in which god had a hissy fit and killed 99.9999% of everything, then the next "end of the world" will see 99.9999% of all things killed off, which would also seem to include all the fundamentalists running around hoping for it to happen. Hmmm? Interesting.
The times didn't publish my comment : (
This is an inconsistency, considering the finger-gnawing stupidity of many other comments. Mine was merely cruel. bastards.
And anyway, why is it that semi-literate Texans feel the need to proclaim the Apocalypse when faced with anything outside their narrow understanding, and quote the lonliness-crazed ravings of an exile off his face on hallucinogenic mushrooms, as some sort of proof?
Oh noes, it are teh REVALASHUNS! :O
This god thingy that you mentioned couldn't prevent 1/3 of heaven - that supposedly perfect place of endless bliss from rebelling. Then, sometime later, some of the angels that had not "fallen" in that rebellion mated with human women and the only way your god could stop it was to drown every living thing on earth with the exception of one family led by a drunken patriarch. And, yet, you claim to worship this inept thing??? Stacy, you is a fool!
Wouldn't...angels taking...wives...on Earth...improve people by theological standards?
Gah, I'm gonna leave before my brains start leaking out my ears.
Proof, evidence, factual corroberation. These things beg for your verification of your statement. Me thinks you have failed to succinctly proove yourself Stacy. By the way, is that a demon behind you> HA! Made you look!
God wouldn't stand for it...
You'd think he would exercise some form of control:
1) He couldn't stop eve listenng to the serpent.
2) He couldn't stop Eve lunching down on the forbidden fruit.
3) He couldn't stop Eve contaminating Adam.
4) He couldn't stop Adam and Eve doing rude things and sinning.
5) He couldn't stop Cain from killing Abel - in fact, if anything, he provoked the poor guy by refusing his offering of the fruits of the earth.
6) God created all the animals of the earth - so he created all the unclean ones. It was a bit nasty to leave them to drown in Teh Fludde ®. Sounds like they were doomed from the outset.
7) God couldn't stop all the shennanigans going on in Sodom and Gomorrah.
Now we get the true picture. All this time, you've been reassuring us that angel-human hybrids will not be rounded up and killed. Now, I realize you DO intend to build concentration camps and kill all the angels! Well, I for one am shocked.
Oooh...! Angel porn! HOT!
I call Rule 34!
Actually, this is in the Wholly Babble, and it is also the storyline of a Madeleine l'Engle novel. Scary, innit?
If I remember well, the first flood came when the children of Enoch, son of Caine and his "wife"(whoever she was), starting making towns(what a sin!!!!).Angels parenting with humans don't appear anywhere.
Y'know why fundies hate hybrids?
They prefer gas guzzlers because they hope every war for oil will bring on Armageddon and the end of this wicked, wicked world.
Jezebel's Evil Sister wrote:
"This god thingy that you mentioned couldn't prevent 1/3 of heaven - that supposedly perfect place of endless bliss from rebelling."
Actually, that story's not in the Bible.
I think John Milton pulled it out of his ass.
(And fundies have been pulling more such nonsense out of their asses ever since.)
2008 is looking to become the year angel-human hybrids caught on in the suburbs.
I read that book by Madeleine L'Engle (Many Waters). Fourth in a series, not a bad book, and there were nephilim aplenty (but their resulting hybrids were not necessarily evil).
1) There were half-angels in Genesis
2) They had NOTHING to do with the flood. NOTHING!
3) There are no hybrids, however; today. Unless somebody has been doing angels and not telling anybody.
O.k Stacy, how can angels, which are spirits, pass on genetic information to offspring?
Are you saying angels and humans are two closely related species?
What was the ancestor to humans and angels like?
Do you have any fossil evidence?
Being half-angel myself, I had a heck of a time with the "Check this box if you're human" Checkbox above!
However, since all babies are sent by God, it's petty of him to flood the world over it!
This is actually legit- It's from the book of Enoch, which wasn't included in the Bible thanks to the Catholic Church.
It does mention it slightly in one sentence in Genesis though.
But apparently, the mating of humans and angels resulted in giant cannibals. Like Goliath, which is why God commanded David to kill him later.
That's REALLY what it said.
And I think if I were God, I'd flood the Earth too if there were giant man eaters on it, might be cleaner that way.
But you have to take into consideration this stuff is just a myth, but I like the story anyways.
Hey Stacy! Why don't you take a look at some good ol' pantheistic Sumerian tablets, which pre-date your Noah story (and provide the basis for it) by a good long thousand years at minimum, and wake up; you know, and realize that your just-under-the-surface racism and fear aren't successfully able to derive justification from Genesis? Those darn hybrids! Let me guess- the ol' Nimrod-there-were-giants-in-those-days thing, right? Good excuse for being jealous of anyone who doesn't look or think like you looking like they might want to get it on with you or your "kin". At least the Sumerian gods admitted after their "flood" that maybe wiping out all of humanity wasn't such a hot idea, after all. So, where's the new flood already? Global warming? Advertising? C'mon Stacy, we want details! Since you're so in tune with Big Guy, what's the scoop? Are these modern-day "angels who physically corrupt men's wives" already at work? What do they look like? Where do they conduct these corruptive activities? Enquiring minds want to know, Stacy...
"...the human species was being physically corrupted by angels taking wifes for themselves and having children who were hybrids."
I can see it now:
Woman: "This is my husband, Vladimir Guerrero and our daughter, Prius"
Sorry, could not resist.
Actually, Øyvind, that's Aasimar stats, Half-Celestials get a boost of +2-4 in every stat, and some SR. I imagine God just doesn't like people being able to resist some of the hellfire of his.
/rules lawyer
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