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Al Gore is for gay rights because he thinks we are a deer heard out of control. He wants people to die and stop having children so they will stop hurting the "environment", which is his false religion that he worships. He's pathetic.

Mahershalalhashbaz, Politico.com 47 Comments [1/24/2008 7:16:59 PM]
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Mudflappus

Deer heard? Heard what dear? Herd the deer over here dear.

1/24/2008 7:23:53 PM

MrBold

Ah the old "reductio ad false religion" argument.

Maybe I shouldn't be so dismissive. I mean after all, I believe that the environment exists. I feel the wind. I am moved by pretty sunsets...


1/24/2008 7:26:29 PM

Mister Spak

Mahershalalhashbaz is a deer heard out of control because the right wing noise machine yells GORE!!! HOMOS!!! ENVIRONMENTAL WACKOS!!!!! and when he heard this he stampedes like a good little fundie.

1/24/2008 7:28:08 PM

Alfred

"a deer heard out of control"

But what did the deer hear?

1/24/2008 7:43:12 PM

Old Viking

In-depth political analysis is always enlightening.

1/24/2008 7:48:02 PM

onions

DID YOU HEARD WHAT I HEARD?

1/24/2008 7:48:34 PM

Truthuser

Or maybe Gore just believes that people should do what they want and noone should meddle

1/24/2008 7:49:47 PM

Doctor Whom

Yeah, 'cause once you give gay people equal rights, they start casting their sodomite voodoo spells so that no straight person ever has kids again. It works every time.

1/24/2008 7:56:31 PM

John

Is his theory that Al Gore worships the environment, so therefore he supports ending discrimination against gays, which will encourage more people to be gay, which in turn will reduce the population, which will therefore help the environment? Good Lord!

Here. I've got another one: the Easter Bunny protects the environment. How? The Easter Bunny encourages people to color eggs, which will encourage people to eat more eggs, which will raise their cholesterol level, which will lead to increased heart disease, which will reduce the population, which will help the environment.

1/24/2008 7:56:55 PM

Osiris

I think your straw man is pathetic.

1/24/2008 8:00:19 PM

Hawker Hurricane

You know, it's not so much that Republicans don't agree with Al Gore, it's that they LIE about why they don't agree.

1/24/2008 8:04:22 PM

David G

So let me get this line of reasoning straight:

Al Gore is for gay rights because that will cause everyone to turn gay, and to either not have kids, or to get AIDS and die, thus saving the planet. And environmentalism is a false religion (even if it were a religion, what makes it false anyway?). Is that about right? Is this what you are trying to convince people? Really???

1/24/2008 8:09:16 PM

Freboy

Breeeed for Jezus!

1/24/2008 8:16:41 PM

Mr_Vorhias

(Sung to the tune of "Fish Heads")

o/` Straw Men
Straw Men
Christy Schisty
Straw Men
Straw Men
Straw Men
Build Them Up
Yum. o/`

1/24/2008 8:38:56 PM



Well, maybe if we had fewer people, we could invest more in education and teach you to write properly. Anyway, and jokes aside, he's just warning about the consequences, not just of too many people, worse, of too many people wasting too much energy. If he just wanted fewer people having children, contraconceptives would work better.

1/24/2008 8:39:20 PM

Bork

So now there is no such thing as the "enviroment"?

1/24/2008 9:04:52 PM

cyborgtroy

People will eventually die, so the real problem is not having children in the first place.

Plus driving electric cars.





WHY, GENERAL MOTORS!!!!

WHY!!!!!!!!!!

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1/24/2008 9:05:16 PM

Garfield

*dies laughing*

gosh, that's why I check this page, some of the quotes scare "the bejeez" out of me, but stuff like this is priceless!

1/24/2008 9:10:00 PM

tracer

Soo, being a herd of deer is a lie inflicted by Al Gore and other Satan-worshippers of his ilk ...

... but being a herd of sheep is a perfectly Christian notion.

Gotcha.

1/24/2008 9:18:25 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

I heard some deer out of control last night. They were partying in the apartment upstairs, playing loud music and whooping and shouting into the wee hours. And that's when I called the cops.


1/24/2008 9:21:26 PM

Tempus

I HEARD A HERD!

1/24/2008 9:34:46 PM

approximate

What do deer sound like when they're out of control?

Personally, I could handle the idea of fundies ceasing to breed and dying off, so they'd quit hurting the rest of us with stupid comments like this.

1/24/2008 9:35:07 PM

James


1/24/2008 9:45:52 PM

TheReligiousCommie

How dare Alan Gore show respect god's own creation. HOW DARE HE!? Who here is shocked to their very core?

1/24/2008 9:53:25 PM

Septic Sceptic

Ok so if we oppose gay rights, then... people won't die... so that means the deer... will be under control...

My God, this make no sense at all. It's like he just pulled three random sentences out of a hat and jammed them together.

1/24/2008 10:37:39 PM
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