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the magority of americans are christian.

seperation of church and state was put there to keep europe from taking america through the catholic church that's all.

and god may be old but he's still modurn. he's lasted 3000 some years sofar that's perty good for an ancient supposidly fake being eh.

ScottaHemi, Deviantart Politics Forum 68 Comments [1/24/2008 7:48:24 PM]
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#390010

Osiris

You can cut the stupidity here with a knife.

1/24/2008 8:01:36 PM

#390011

myself

For each additional year people believe something add .05 existence value * number of current believers divided by number of other religions.

1/24/2008 8:03:46 PM

#390020

Captain Janeway

We need to have a serious conversation with whomever turned on the computer for Scott.

1/24/2008 8:09:47 PM

#390023

Freboy

The earth keeps getting younger it seems...

1/24/2008 8:13:58 PM

#390029

Mark

The amount of sense this makes is like the coldest possible temperature: ABSOLUTE ZERO.

1/24/2008 8:17:40 PM

#390041

Amanda

I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

George Carlin

I found 50 quotes about atheism on the internet. Forgive me everyone!

1/24/2008 8:29:53 PM

#390052

Doctor Whom

Scott, your Hemi seems not to be firing on all cylinders. Astrology and the Rig-Veda have been around longer than that, so do you believe in those, too?

1/24/2008 8:36:07 PM

#390054

Mister Spak

"keep europe from taking america through the catholic church"

How do you fit a whole continent through a church?

1/24/2008 8:36:53 PM

#390059

It's funny, because the forefathers fought against England, who was Anglican and anti-Catholic to the core and one of them was Catholic, by the way. But with your spelling..........

1/24/2008 8:40:56 PM

#390062

cui bono

if god is 3000 years old then who did the "in the beginning..." 6000 years ago ? Now I'm really confused.

1/24/2008 8:42:20 PM

#390078

Mister Spak

It's god sr., obviously, while the one we have not is god jr.

1/24/2008 8:50:51 PM

#390094

cyborgtroy

MAGority of amerICans are christIAN.

I thought this post was gonna be about MAGICIANS.

Plus, separation of church and state was a general feature of the Constitution because the founders knew that if they could practice their religion, they should let everyone have religious freedom, within reason.

And lasting 3000 years is pretty good for something 3000 years old.

1/24/2008 9:03:03 PM

#390098

Psittacosis

So, the USA wrote its Constitooshun <genuflect> to stop Catholics. But now, the USA has a majority of Christians.

And the biggest sect of Christians would be .... ?

1/24/2008 9:05:54 PM

#390107

Garfield

and another one that makes me spit out my coffee!

seems the magority of christian american's can't spell! You're funny!

1/24/2008 9:11:24 PM

#390110

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Luv that homeskool spellung!

1/24/2008 9:15:44 PM

#390119

Truthuser

Good spelling adds to credibility.

Remember the good ol' days when the church and state were not separated, yeah, we in Europe called that the dark ages and we don't want to repeat them. It seems as if a lot of fundamentalist Americans are looking forward to a feudal system since they haven't experienced the middle ages.

1/24/2008 9:21:43 PM

#390124

anti-nonsense

and the story of Gilgamesh is just as old as the Bible. I guess Gilgamesh is real too?

1/24/2008 9:29:27 PM

#390128

FMG

Wow... The spelling is weak with this one.

Remember kids, if you want the internets to take you seriously, spelling and grammar are vital weapons.

God may be old but he is still mordern. AND yes we Europeans use the catholic church for our plans... Our multitudinous and nefarious plans of Machiavellian genius. Why do you think John Paul died? We replaced him because he failed us again. Much like Starscream did... We replaced him too... We are coming, soon you will have cafes that aren't Starbucks. Your beer will become drinkable. You will understand why throwing Tea into rivers is a bloody waste of tea.

And oh Yes. We will even teach you... SPELLING, GRAMMAR and PUNCTUATION. Recoil in horror as we introduce you to the correct spelling of words. Gnash your teeth in horror as we help you with participles and various shenanigans. Console your women as we set upon you with the mighty exclamation mark and the full stop. Your doom is at hand!

If you are going to make up shit then make it up good and awesome.

1/24/2008 9:34:16 PM

#390135

approximate

No need to apologize, Amanda. A George Carlin quote always cuts through the shit and gets right to the heart of the matter.

Hey, ScottaHemi...that thar homeskoolin' iz realy gettun' yer pint ovr reel gud like.

1/24/2008 9:42:42 PM

#390139

Ranger Joe

I'm an American...(Yes I admit it...if you couldn't already tell from the implied user name)

Whats similar about American Beer and Sex in a Canoe?
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It's fucking close to water.

1/24/2008 9:45:18 PM

#390142

Malfist

Magority?

1/24/2008 9:46:18 PM

#390145

Caustic Gnostic

The magority are christain? Fine by me, I don't know any magorites.

Modurn old supposidly g0d. Perty funnah.

1/24/2008 9:47:45 PM

#390149

TheReligiousCommie

"the maJority of americans are christian HYPOCRITES. "

"seperation of church and state was put there to keep REPUBLICANS from taking america through theIR BALD-FACED LIES that's all"

"and god may be old but he's NOT modErn. he's lasted FOR ETERNITY so far that HAs NOTHING TO DO WITH an ancient supposEdly BEING FAKE, eh. "

You can see the parts that were edited

1/24/2008 9:50:27 PM

#390157

moose

The first problem here is that deviantArt credits its users the intelligence to have a political forum in the first place.

1/24/2008 10:00:21 PM

#390164

David D.G.

"the magority of americans are christian.

seperation of church and state was put there to keep europe from taking america through the catholic church that's all.

and god may be old but he's still modurn. he's lasted 3000 some years sofar that's perty good for an ancient supposidly fake being eh."

Awww, isn't it cute when kids think they're being clever? Of course, when he reaches fifth grade, he'll know better. I expect he might manage it in about another 15 years.

~David D.G.

1/24/2008 10:11:16 PM

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