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#390166
Tempus
@Ranger Joe: yeah really. Make mine a Newcastle.
1/24/2008 10:16:16 PM
#390167
J-Hay
I believe the "magority" of your brain cells have all long been deceased.
1/24/2008 10:20:27 PM
#390169
POSW
The fail is strong with that one.
1/24/2008 10:26:29 PM
#390176
Sophie
the magority of americans are christian.
I have no idea wht 'magority' means, but a lot of Americans are religious, yes. You're point being?
seperation of church and state was put there to keep europe from taking america through the catholic church that's all.
What? Also, I'm going to assume you don't think Catholics are Christians, in which case, that eliminates a lot of Americans from being Christian (is it 20% of Americans that are Catholics? I'm really not sure). So, yeah.
and god may be old but he's still modurn. he's lasted 3000 some years sofar that's perty good for an ancient supposidly fake being eh.
LOL
1/24/2008 10:30:40 PM
#390188
Alfred
Hopefully the majority of Americans can spell better than you.
Where is your evidence that your god exists, or has ever existed to begin with? To which god do you refer - because many modern-day religions have lasted much longer than 3,000 years.
1/24/2008 10:45:42 PM
#390190
green_meklar
The abrahamic God has lasted 3000 years, but the great pyramids have lasted as long as 4000 years, so I guess they're still winning! :P
1/24/2008 10:48:05 PM
#390244
Little Miss
Magority? Modurn? Perty? supposidly? Someone learned to spell....
1/24/2008 11:34:51 PM
#390265
CT
the magority of americans are christian.
Are you sure? Are you sure it's not a case of the majority are Christians only because the majority of christians are Catholics but Catholics aren't Christians?
1/25/2008 12:06:26 AM
#390273
Old Viking
As a matter of fact, the Preamble to the Constitution begins, "We the people of the United States, in Order to keep Europe from taking America through the Catholic Church ...
1/25/2008 12:21:17 AM
#390294
Nowonmai
the magority majority of Americans are Christian.
seperation Separation of church and state was put there to keep Europe from taking America through the catholic church that's all.
and god may be old but he's still modurn modern. he's lasted 3000 some years sofar that's perty pretty good for an ancient supposidly supposedly fake being eh.
What is with fundies and not knowing how to spell.
There are so many different factions and sects of Christianity (Catholic, Protestant, Lutheran, Methodist, Baptist, Evangelical etc etc), which particular flavor are you referring to? And did it escape your notice, that now that other religions are being offered as choices on questionnaires, that the other religions are quickly catching up?
1/25/2008 12:59:33 AM
#390301
John
the magority of americans are christian.
If the "magority" of Americans were Muslims, would Hemi be OK with the government forcing everyone to obey Islamic laws? The Founding Fathers understood they were writing rules that would withstand hundreds of years, even if the majority changed its mind. If Reagan's supporters had succeeded in eliminating the two-term limit (as they tried to do), would they have been happy to apply the same rule to Bill Clinton?
1/25/2008 1:07:43 AM
#390305
Ambrielle
That many spelling mistakes has to be deliberate. I call Poe.
1/25/2008 1:11:12 AM
#390311
TerriblyAmused
Big ol' Official Seal of Epic Fail.
If it is a Poe...well, it needs some sort of fail award.
1/25/2008 1:26:15 AM
#390326
484
spelling.
1/25/2008 1:50:03 AM
#390346
Rationalist
The fact that the majority of people believe something to be true does not make it true (truth isn't a democracy, it is a dictatorship). Separation of Church and State was put in place by the Deists and Unitarians that founded America to protect the people from Theocracy. As for the fact that worship of the Biblegod has lasted 3000 years, that doesn't prove that he exists. The belief in Hindu gods like Krisha and Vishnu has lasted for 3500 years and yet Christians obviously don't believe in them.
Do Fundy Xians ever say anything regarding religion that isn't a logical fallacy?
1/25/2008 2:40:56 AM
#390353
protowhalepig
"modurn"
lol. fucking moron.
1/25/2008 2:57:27 AM
#390371
tracer
You know, I just can't find the issue of The Federalist Papers where Hamilton and Madison talk about the danger of being taken over by European Catholics.
It must be the same issue where they say the U.S. was founded on Christian principles.
1/25/2008 3:14:29 AM
#390398
Mattural Selection
Yes, it must be very hard for a false being to live 3000 years.
1/25/2008 3:53:59 AM
#390407
Philbert McAdamia
Well, English is a tough one. I've always been sort of OK with spelling but grammar and parts of speech are over my head. It's those darned Various Shenanigans that I took an F in.
1/25/2008 4:04:24 AM
#390419
Mr. Tambourine Man
A nice variation on the old "X people can't be wrong!" But, of course, they can.
But I will grant you that something man-made being 3000 years old is decently old. It's "perty good."
1/25/2008 4:15:46 AM
#390543
David B.
52% of Americans are members of one-or-other branch of Protestant Christianity, while 24% are Catholic (according to the 2002 Pew report).
So far so good for Scotta. He can even throw down the "Catholics aren't Christians" card without undermining his argument. But...
Protestant is rather a catch-all term isn't it? It pretty much means 'non-Catholic Christian' to most people, and I'm sure Scotta doesn't think all Protestant sects are 'true' Christians. So let's really look at the breakdown by faith.
Catholic 24.5%
Baptist 16.3%
Methodist 6.8%
Lutheran 4.6%
Presbyterian 2.7%
Pentecostal 2.1%
Anglican 1.7%
Jesuit 1.3%
Mormon 1.3%
Congregational 1.9%
J's Witnesses 0.6%
Nope, no 'magority' there!
1/25/2008 10:51:29 AM
#390606
Sideshow Bob
Is this guy 12?
1/25/2008 1:49:34 PM
#390836
Xotan
Do you mean 'through'...and out the other side? Or on a guided tour? or what?
Try reading Treaty of Tripoli. It might clarify your thoughts a little.
1/25/2008 5:49:57 PM
#390934
Seamus D
You're hilarious! When and where can I see your stand-up comedy act?
1/25/2008 7:06:06 PM
#390949
freako104
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I could not take this seriously. I wonder if he is a poe?
1/25/2008 7:18:13 PM
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