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Quote# 34081

[question - Christians: What is your view on heterosexual sodomy?]

That's an oxymoron. Why would a heterosexual want anal sex?

Twincrier, Yahoo Answers - Religion and Sprituality 78 Comments [1/25/2008 2:00:38 AM]
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#390331
Mike

Because some women say it feels good.

1/25/2008 2:01:10 AM

#390332
Ambrielle

Wow, what an innocent.

1/25/2008 2:02:34 AM

#390333
Morninglight

Because some guys just like sticking it up the ass.

(And if you ask me, I think they're closeted gays ;))

1/25/2008 2:03:21 AM

#390335
nomnomnomnom

oh right... because it never happens? no hetero ever concidered anything aside of plain copulation, felatio...nooooo cunnilingus... noooooooo never. all acts of sodomy

1/25/2008 2:08:16 AM

#390337
Tempus

Yeah, you obviously don't get out much...

1/25/2008 2:12:35 AM

#390340
Malfist

sodomy, sodomy, sodomy! Why do you have to refer to it as sodomy? Bah!

1/25/2008 2:22:01 AM

#390342
Hawker Hurricane

"Sodomy" includes oral and anal... in fact, if you use the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice), 'Sodomy' includes any sex act involving a penis, an orifice, and any position but the missionary. That's right, guys, 'Doggy', 'Cowgirl', 'St. George', 'Side-by-side', on a table, in the back seat, on a chair, standing up, all of it is 'Sodomy' under the UCMJ!

1/25/2008 2:25:44 AM

#390345
Mark

Well he sure ain't getting any.

1/25/2008 2:40:51 AM

#390350
Septic Sceptic

To think somebody could reach fourty, have four kids, and be totally oblivious to the concept of hetero anal.

My own feeling on the matter? Uhh, i'd like to take the fifth...

1/25/2008 2:51:18 AM

#390351
meganz

i heard that this weird thing called the prostate feels really awesome if you massage it with something ..

1/25/2008 2:53:55 AM

#390356
Amanda

Maybe they like it?

1/25/2008 3:00:43 AM

#390361
cyborgtroy

Because it's like free contraception.

Because there are lolcats about it.

1/25/2008 3:03:18 AM

#390365
MK

This is one of those "if you have to ask" type questions. What a n00b.

1/25/2008 3:09:31 AM

#390377
tracer

Because vaginas smell like fish, obviously.

1/25/2008 3:19:45 AM

#390378
POSW

Lol buttsecks lol

I nominate this for a "Definitely Not Getting Any" Award. If that award doesn't exist, it should.

1/25/2008 3:20:08 AM

#390385
themann1086

Surprise buttsex!

1/25/2008 3:29:07 AM

#390391
caitshidhe

because nobody straight ever appreciates some buttsecks.

ever.

1/25/2008 3:37:29 AM

#390392
cyborgtroy

Exactly....

1/25/2008 3:37:40 AM

#390394
Mattural Selection

"A man tells his friend that he is bored of his wife and the sexual rut that they had fallen into. The friend suggests "Why not just turn her over and give the other hole a go?". The man retorts "What? And have a house full of kids?"

1/25/2008 3:39:56 AM

#390397
Andreus

What a tard.

1/25/2008 3:50:34 AM

#390401
Osiris

*epic facepalm*

1/25/2008 3:59:26 AM

#390404
approximate

You're a virgin, aren't you?

1/25/2008 4:02:28 AM

#390435
WMDKitty

*blink*

Whaaa...

*blink* *blink*

The stupid... it burns!

1/25/2008 4:57:52 AM

#390448
Maester Seymour's Mother

Because it feels hell of good? (And while not a heterosexual, I am a lesbian - so yes.)

1/25/2008 5:17:25 AM

#390449
Madame Scarlet

And why would a guy want a blowjob when he can get regular sex? Because only fucking one way is boring. You'd know that if you ever got any. (Also some guys prefer blowjobs to sex.)

1/25/2008 5:17:32 AM
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