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Not hardly --- atheism is, in fact, a polytheistic form of worship, with a female as it's primary deity - (Mother Nature).

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 71 Comments [1/25/2008 3:18:17 PM]
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aaa

It's a metafor, you idiot.

1/25/2008 3:35:43 PM

balom


1/25/2008 3:37:28 PM

Stitch

Great, yet more straw on the floor to sweep up.

1/25/2008 3:38:57 PM

Zemyla

Atheism is, in fact, a nontheistic form without worship, with no primary deity.

Fixed.

1/25/2008 3:46:39 PM

caitshidhe

okay, i'll admit--that was a new one, AV1611VET. i've never heard THAT particular piece of bullshit before.

1/25/2008 3:48:25 PM

cyborgtroy

Who said I worship anybody? Or that "Mother Nature" is multiple gods?

If I was going to worship a female, I'd worship... some anime character... Probably Asuka or Rei... Or Kagome... Kirara... Sango... That cyborg...

If I was going to worship a male, I'd ask myself why I wasn't worshipping a female anime character instead.

1/25/2008 3:51:07 PM

szena

Because atheists tend not to believe that the end of the world is coming and there's no need to take care of the earth?

Whatever it was, you made an Olympic-worthy leap of logic there.

1/25/2008 3:52:54 PM

Mr. Tambourine Man

How can you make such an enormous leap and still be bound by the planet's gravitational pull?

1/25/2008 4:04:50 PM

anti-nonsense

Ah AV1611VET...the neverending fountain of stupid.

1/25/2008 4:08:08 PM

WMDKitty


1/25/2008 4:09:29 PM

Doctor Whom

I have a fun new hobby called not collecting stamps. In pursuing that hobby, I've collected a lot of really cool stamps.

1/25/2008 4:10:45 PM

Caustic Gnostic

atheism =/= animism.

Use a dictionary sometime.

1/25/2008 4:20:20 PM

SweetViolet

Yet another home skuled pea brain who hasn't the foggiest notion of what their mother-tongue means.

The prefix "a-" means "without" or "not" as in amoral (without morals), atypical (not typical) or atheist (without belief in the existence of a god or gods). Atheists, therefore, do not worship any god(s) as they are without belief in the existence of tjem.

The prefix "poly" means "many," and "polytheistic" means "many gods." A polytheist would worship many gods, and the primary diety could be male, female, both, or neither.

There are a number of faiths that have a belief in Mother Nature as a spirit to be worshipped (or at least revered), but atheism is not one of them.


1/25/2008 4:27:53 PM

Mister Spak

Fundieism is in fact a polytheistic form of worship, with a murderous psychopath as it's primary deity.

Fixed.


1/25/2008 4:35:08 PM

anevilmeme

How hard can it be to google the word atheist to see what it really means?

1/25/2008 4:52:33 PM

484


1/25/2008 4:56:55 PM



You're confusing atheism with wicca. Which means that, some day, you will confuse Christianism with Judaism or buddhism with sintoism.

1/25/2008 5:09:31 PM

Broken Egg

If that's true, then congratulations, you now worship Cthulu.

1/25/2008 5:19:06 PM

xander07

As an atheist (technically, a Bright) who doesn't give fuck-all about the environment, I respectfully submit, you're wrong.

1/25/2008 5:20:17 PM

Xotan

Yawn.

How hard does one have to study to reach this level of...yawn.

1/25/2008 5:39:11 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Wha? Didn't we just have some fundy tell us that atheists are really Moslem terrorists???? I'm soooo confused (but not nearly as confused as AV1611VET).

1/25/2008 5:53:36 PM

approximate

You keep pullin' that shit outta yer ass, son 'n yer gonna hurt something.

1/25/2008 5:56:05 PM

McCulloch

Atheism = 0 gods
Polytheism > 1 gods
No, not the same.

Christianity = 1 god in 3 persons
logical impossibility

Bibliotry: Martin Luther said the Bible, when worshiped, was a Paper Pope.

1/25/2008 6:15:10 PM

Mike

Fundie Re-Definition Project

1/25/2008 6:21:29 PM

Nny


1/25/2008 6:22:55 PM
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