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ok, so they say it is healthier to have sex with a condom. you know what is healtheir, waiting until your married to have sex so you dont need condoms. im tired of hearing people say guys using condoms for their partners is respectfull, its not, the respectfull thing is to wait until you married. its of my personal opinion that condoms should be outlawed and sex before marriage should be a criminal offense.

Lead Foot, Myspace 84 Comments [1/25/2008 3:41:41 PM]
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Newsflash - encouraging people to use condoms if they have sex is not the same as requiring them to have sex.

1/25/2008 3:46:17 PM


"so you dont need condoms."

I didn't know marriage could protect you and your weiner from STDs, and pregnancy.

Tell me more about this miraculous "marriage" of yours!

1/25/2008 3:47:44 PM

Mr. Tambourine Man

That's funny. All of the statistics I've seen indicate that abstinence-only sexual education doesn't work nearly as well as sexual education based around actually teaching kids about contraceptives, STDs, and pregnancy. No matter how much some people may want to deny it, teenagers are going to have sex. Giving them the information they need seems far more respectful to me than telling them to wait until they get married and then blaming them when something inevitably happens.

1/25/2008 3:53:59 PM


It wasn't so bad -- stupid and ignorant, but not bad -- right until until the last sentence.

1/25/2008 3:56:32 PM


Buddy, I think that the fact that you're breathing my fucking air should be a criminal offense. If thine eye offends thee motherfucker . . .

1/25/2008 4:02:04 PM


Oh, it's on Myspace. That explains everything.

1/25/2008 4:02:45 PM


The stupid burns, even for the average Myspace user.

1/25/2008 4:04:53 PM

Kris Kringle

They have the weirdest screennames.

1/25/2008 4:17:38 PM


It is my personal opinion that I should be God-Emperor of the Known World.

1/25/2008 4:18:31 PM

Doctor Whom

Not getting into a car accident is better than getting into a car accident while wearing your seat belts. Therefore, seat belts should be outlawed.

1/25/2008 4:21:02 PM


Myspace, a perfect field of stupid.

1/25/2008 4:28:50 PM


Get the fuck over to Iran already, loser. Using the hard-won freedoms we have here to whine that we have too much freedom, just because you have sexual repression issues.

1/25/2008 4:32:40 PM


Generally it's hard to make something into a criminal offense if something like 95% of the population does it.

1/25/2008 4:40:38 PM

C in TX

So, you aren't getting any and don't want anyone else to either?

Simple, get married....Oops, can't find a nice Christian girl who hates condoms?

Sorry for the frustration dude...and the size of your penis.

1/25/2008 4:42:52 PM


Yes , the closet chicken-choker from Myspace is going to give us some moral insight on relationships.

1/25/2008 4:43:12 PM

Count Spatula

Just because you can't get any doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else too...

1/25/2008 4:45:51 PM

Mister Spak

Its of my personal opinion that christianity should be outlawed and posting in favor of it on the internet should be a criminal offence.

1/25/2008 4:46:44 PM


Translation: I'm not getting any so neither should anyone else!

1/25/2008 4:51:05 PM


There's no way that could possibly fail!

1/25/2008 4:52:12 PM


And, my dear Lead Foot, how do you propose enforcing such laughable laws?

1/25/2008 4:55:29 PM

What if it was a misdemeanor?

1/25/2008 5:04:35 PM


1/25/2008 5:08:25 PM


ok, so they say it is safer to sail with a life vest. you know what is safer, waiting until your in shallow waters to fall overbord so you dont need lifevests. im tired of hearing people say guys using liefvests for there partners is respectfull, its not, the respectfull thing is to wait until your in shallow waters. its of my personal opinion that liefvests should be outlawed and falling overbord should be a criminal offense. o and i know this because of my college learnings.

1/25/2008 5:09:54 PM

Caustic Gnostic

No matter what your book says,
No matter what your preacher says,
No matter what your mama says,
Young humans are going to fuck.

Teach them how to protect themselves from diseases and unnecessary abortions. It's cheap and it's easy.

1/25/2008 5:10:53 PM

big baby jesus

how on earth is it respectful to stumble into a theoretically life longsexual partnership with someone, without having practicing first

your wife WILL NOT be satisfied, virgin boy

1/25/2008 5:15:25 PM

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