As I have indicated many times, the fact that numbers (0123456789 and all multiples) exist in some form in every aspect of existence (chemically, psysically etc.), and in every letter of the alphabets of the original words of the Bible is more than sufficient evidence (proof) that God exists. and that the Bible is exactly what it claims to be. The veritable word of God Himself to mankind.
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Let me get this straight. Because humans came up with an arbitrary numbering system so as to count things, the fact that things can be counted is proof of God? So the fact that a water molecule is composed of three atoms is proof of God, because there are three atoms and three is a number?
What are you smoking?
God damn you Glorybe, that wasn't just common or garden stupid. That was industrial grade, highly corrosive stupid, which you know i'm allergic to. Now I have to go and scrub my brain with house bleach. Thanks a lot.
Numbers are an artificial construct of the human mind and our desperate attempt to organize and classify -EVERYTHING-. It's not proof of God, it's proof of an evolutionary glitch!
OH MAN! THERE'S A FIVE OVER THERE! AND I CAN CLICK IT! THAT MUST MEAN... *GASP* GOD THINKS YOU'RE A FUNDIE FUCKTARD TOO!
If it weren't true, then why would there be a rating scale where I could make that decision?
Well, at least it's a new "_____, therefore God". I do not think I've seen a "numbers exist, therefore God" before.
We have numbers.
Give me a Zero.
Give me a . . . uh, a uh, 4?
wtf ;-)
Actually, it was invented in India.
Well, damn, why are they called Arabic numerals?
We can count things, therefore God exists.
I don't think I'll ever see a proof quite so elegant in its stupidity.
Hmm sounds like Troy and the gang have been staring at their keyboard for too long again.
Say his name backwards ten time and I bet he'll dissappear in a puff of smoke.
Yort Yort Yort Yort Yort Yort Yort Yort Yort Yort.
@ Xotan: Ou le mot de Cambronne... mais je serais bien plus enclin à utiliser de bons vieux jurons québécois du style : " 'stie qu'ça fait pas d'sens c'te câlisse de môdite affaire là, calvaire! " (Fuck this doesn't make any shred of sense, dammit!) ou encore l'argot français, comme : " Viens-tu de sortir de l'asile, bordel de merde? " (Have you just come out of the asylum, dumbass?)
So because complex, imaginary, irrational and Diophantine numbers aren't in the Bible, that proves God does not exist and the Bible is not what it claims to be.
If the Bible was what it claims to be, it would start something like:
Hello, I'm God and I created you. For proof, I will tell you some things about My creation that you won't prove for a few thousand years yet. The world you live on is round, not flat. In your particular corner of My glorious Creation, there are 9 planets, even though you cannot currently see more than 6. By the way, I created a process known as Evolution to make my job easier so that creatures can become other creatures without any work of my own. Now here's what I have to say to you:
Thou Shalt not Kill
and so on...
Afoisasdfohbn.
God exists!
The real world:
In the Hebrew language, each of the letters of the alphabet can also represent a number, similar to the way that certain Roman letters represent numerals. Aleph is 1, Bet is 2, etc.. Numbers are written by using a combination of letters whose sum is the value of the number you want; e.g. "Shin-Samekh-Bet" would be 362. Whether a given combination of letters is meant to represent a number or a word has to be determined by context.
Glorybe21's interpretation of the real world:
The fact that each Hebrew letter can also represent a numeral clearly means that God exists.
Uh, we use 10 base counting because we have 10 fingers. So Binary and Hex are evil in your world? Well then drop that demon computer right into a bottomless pit, because it doesn't understand 10 base counting.
Oh, and our alphabet, is not the alphabet that was used to write the bible.
Fuck, how do they not drown in the rain......
Good job! And you know who invented "0123456789"?! Arabs did. You know who invented the alphabet you know today?! A combination of Greek, Roman, and Phoenician geniuses, that's who! Oh, wait. Arab people, for the most part, worship Allah. And quite a few Greeks were homosexual. And they and the Romans believed in multiple gods! >gaspeth<
Only 0-9, and their multiples? That's kind of limiting out of an infinite series. What about primes, or the multiples of primes, ex. 13*23=299, which is not divisible by any of these numbers. Where did 299 come from, if not God? Is it the Devil's number?
I wonder if he's aware that restricting "numbers" to multiples of 0-9 will skip the prime numbers?
So now we have proof that not only did fundies fail science class, they also failed math class.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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