Maybe if we get a muslim president the Lord Jesus will call his Christian children home and we'll be out of this sinful world.
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Maybe so! Indeed! You're absolutely right, Wayne! Now, go out and vote for Obama!
Sure, he ain't muslim, nor is Jesus going to drop for a visit even if he was, but if it gets Obama one more vote...
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
Hey, if it gets one more democratic vote, count me in. And if it gets rid of all you crazies, count me doubly in!
Is there a Muslim in the running?
Listen you naive bozo, there is only one religion among politiciancs, it calle the Religion of Winning! Nothing else is important to them, even if it means calling in Satan's help.
If you fail to recognise this, then you are already lost.
That is just sad. Your extreme contempt for the entire world, and false sense of superiority, is sickening. You spend a lifetime studying your Jesus and never notice that he put humility and love above your pathetic obsession with 'sins' (by which you mean your petty, venial faults, rather than your enormous arrogance, selfishness, pride, envy).
Maybe if we get a Deist president ....
Oh, rats, I forgot what I was going to say.
hark, I can here him calling you all home now. He says don't wait for your rapture, just jump off some place high with ya KJV in one arm and your wife(sister, cousin or other close relative) in the other. Sing that hymn as you fly to Jesuz, "Oh come all ye Morons, Splatter and Triumphant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama
Does it ruin your tirade, and fantasy, when I tell you that Obama isn't Muslim?
Oh, but don't let me stop you from doing something that will 'bring you home!". Idiot.
Yes, Lord Jesus, take your children and go as far away as possible with them. While you do it, can you pose as Mohammed and take the Muslims with you too. That way:
many countries already have a muslim president.
Why do some americans think the world revolves around a continent that wasn't known about until 500 years ago?
Then again, most countries with muslim presidents are bloody scary. I'd rather have a christian president, and that's saying something.
I just noticed that my spell checker thinks i've made an error when I spell "christian" without a capital C. Since when was 'christian' anything other than an adjective?
Revelation is a metaphor.
There are no Muslim candidates.
And you, Sir, are a fucking idiot.
Do you think we could convince Keith Ellison to run for president then, he really is a Muslim.
I'd love to see the RR crowd lose their minds over that.
There are no Muslim candidates, but letting the imagination run wild, what if....
Ambrielle wrote:
"I'm with Old Viking. Too bad I can't vote."
Maybe.
Is one running?
Thought not.
You moronic cunt
Well Wayne, I have a way to get you called home even faster. Vote Gay!
Hey call me a lunatic but more interested to see what will happen to the fate of the world if its within the hands of someone with the outlook of huckabee.
I mean the name president Huckabee for one. Cracks me up.
Actually, I think it would be best for everyone if you guys just left quietly. You're starting to upset people, plus you've been drinking beer out of the crisper, which is, according to my beliefs, a serious party foul. And as we all know, "Thou shalt not party foul" is among the more important commandments.
Maybe, so ya beter vote that way.
Since Obama is not muslim, no matter how much you insist, you'll have to stay for quite a long time. And even if in 2010 you have one, so what?. You're not God's pet. He has sent you a Mormon candidate, a Catholic president and a muslim to the congress. And that in USA alone. In Lebanon, the Christians have had muslim presidents and here they are.
If that was true I'd vote for Bin Laden himself.
Oh, he's talking about Obhama. Idiot. But if that's what you believe, maybe all of you fundies out there should vote for him.
"In case of rapture, can I have your car?"
And anything else cool that you might own, but can't take with you? Awesome. Now I can have a free HDTV and Nintendo Wii.
{sigh} I will agree that the dispensationalists are focusing far too heavily on a Cardinal Vice as relatively mild as Luxuria, while missing the Superbia beam in their eye...
That they don't see the problem inherent in calling themselves "Rapture Ready" (superbia made manifest, that phrase alone is...) is definitely not a sign of a high wisdom score.
Maybe if we get a muslim president the Lord Jesus will call his Christian children home and we'll be out of this sinful world.
My Christian brother , you are undoubtedly the wisest man in America, if not in the world, and I volunteer to help you in your great and truly divine cause. ALLAH AKBAR!
Maybe the Lord Jesus will, but as y'all worship the same God anyway, the Lord God probably won't mind whether it's Worship 1.1 (Judaism), 2.1 (Christianity) or 3.1 (Islam).
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