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Creation as described genesis is a reality... and of course there is an evolution of things (the reason why you look like a combo of your mom and dad) but you cannot evolve outside your class. Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom..... You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation.... but if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years and then fell off a tree, tail was cut off, and we got jobs and became humans.... that is fine .... you can believe you are made in the image of a monkey.
But I prefer to see you and all people as something special and unique - Godlike.

michael, Boycott Chuck Norris 62 Comments [1/29/2008 4:43:10 PM]
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People kingdom? You forgot to mention the ladybug kingdom,the chihuahua kingdom, the unicorn kingdom, the sofa kingdom, the potato chip kingdom, the belly button lint kingdom, the...

1/29/2008 8:54:30 PM


What else is in this people kingdom other than people?

1/29/2008 9:16:02 PM


Creation as described genesis is a reality
Which one? Gen 1 or Gen 2?
there is an evolution of things
Heresy! Clearly you're not a True Christian (as defined by other True Christians).
You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation
Er, what? God is a Creation? Who was God's Creator, then? Or are we made in the likeness of Creation (ie the natural world)... in which case, yeah, that's kinda what evolution says (without the necessity for a creator).
if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years
you're an idiot. If you want to believe that Christians believe that Jesus was a purple dwarf who ate magic toast that gave him x-ray vision, you're also an idiot.
God's made out of dirt?

1/29/2008 10:07:58 PM

David B.

Not to be picky, but you can't boycott Chuck Norris, as Chuck Norris neither buys nor sells.

If you have something he wants, he'll give you as many roundhouse kicks to your face as you want in exchange for it!

(No-one has ever wanted more than one.)

1/29/2008 10:10:32 PM


RE: McCulloch
Hats off sir lol that was an intense way of putting it lol.
you either are a student of biology or have a better textbook than I

1/29/2008 10:26:57 PM

cui bono

agh! the people kingdom, its all becoming clear now. I look forward to the Discovery Channel's series on the "wild creatures of the People Kingdom".

1/29/2008 11:48:12 PM


people kingdom? WTF!

1/30/2008 12:39:59 AM


How about the Burger Kingdom? D'oh!
Now, does the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia count as a people kingdom?

1/30/2008 1:48:58 AM


Ummmm... somewhere, I thought that the Bible taught Christians that believing we are "godlike" is blasphemous.

1/30/2008 2:55:36 AM


You don't boycott Chuck Norris. Nor does Chuck Norris boycott you. Chuck Norris just crushes your windpipe with his hand, fool.

1/30/2008 2:56:36 AM


no no no all wrong,we become humans, then got jobs, you silly fundie are backwards...what else you got?

1/30/2008 4:38:56 AM


what ABOUT.............. mushroom kingdom? yay mario!

1/30/2008 4:43:06 AM


People kingdom, eh? I see what you did there.

1/30/2008 5:00:09 AM

Reverend Davidius

All these years and no one ever told me there was a people kingdom!!!

And since when is MAKING 10 billion people (oops, better make that 15 to account for your fallen 1/3) in the exact mannor and likeness original and unique?

1/30/2008 5:17:04 AM

Czech mate

The Creation story was originally a Babylonian fairy tale.
They had 11 other versions but the Hebrew slaves decided to adopt the one you know.
At the time the Hebrews had no written language nor any other "biblical" stories.
The story of the flood comes from the Epic of Gilgamesh - Babylons equivalent of Arthur C. Clarke.
(BTW, I read Cuneform - it's my profession of over 50 years)

1/30/2008 5:39:10 AM


@McCulloch: Science bless you. That was a very awesome way of making your point.

1/30/2008 6:44:30 AM


So, God was a monkey....

1/30/2008 7:40:42 AM


BTW... That michael is not me!

1/30/2008 7:42:28 AM


Well I prefer to see myself living in a wonderful land made of candy because that would be so much more special and unique... but it just ain't gonna happen.

1/30/2008 8:11:02 AM

Slave to Armok: God of Blood

Anybody else find it funny that it's the Jews' damn holy book, the majority of THEM accept it as figurative, and we still have Christian fundies holding it as law?

1/30/2008 8:14:53 AM


Chuck Norris evolved from Godzilla and Mothra's love child...

The ultimate irony is that a perfect God would probably have invented evolution. A concept of constant improvement to fit into a changing environment.

People kingdom?

Kingdom division of life does not work that way.... GOODNIGHT!

1/30/2008 10:32:29 AM


O.o... human kingdom? there is a Human kingdom?... what book have u been reading? that doent count the bible...

1/30/2008 11:02:52 AM


The unemployed are monkeys now??? o_O ?!?

1/30/2008 11:38:08 AM

Let's asume that you have an answer to explain how snakes can speak or how Caine found his wife, making strawmen of evolution is not going to help to your cause.

1/30/2008 12:02:47 PM


..."People kingdom?"

Sorry, no such thing.

1/30/2008 12:08:30 PM

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