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Creation as described genesis is a reality... and of course there is an evolution of things (the reason why you look like a combo of your mom and dad) but you cannot evolve outside your class. Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom..... You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation.... but if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years and then fell off a tree, tail was cut off, and we got jobs and became humans.... that is fine .... you can believe you are made in the image of a monkey.
But I prefer to see you and all people as something special and unique - Godlike.

michael, Boycott Chuck Norris 62 Comments [1/29/2008 4:43:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Mister DNA
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Xotan

The truth is that the monkeys are still with us, except that we tend to call them Fundamentalists nowadays.

1/30/2008 3:17:22 PM

tracer

Czech mate wrote:

"(BTW, I read Cuneform - it's my profession of over 50 years)"


So, can you write a washing bill in Babylonic Cuneiform?
And tell me ev'ry detail of Caracticus's uniform?
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and people kingdom,
Are you the very model of a modern Major General?

1/30/2008 11:18:59 PM

TerriblyAmused

Tracer: Thank you. I thought I was the only one geeky enough to memorize it! ;)

1/30/2008 11:19:50 PM

Matt

Extra points just for using the words "people kingdom".

1/30/2008 11:31:27 PM



that's what happens when a fundy touches a science book. No understanding.

2/1/2008 8:04:23 PM

Dodge

No, God is intelligent, ultimately open-minded and indifferent to the differences between humans.

2/3/2008 6:44:18 PM

Daken

first, there are only two kingdoms

plant and animal

humans ARE animals
take a look at your organs look at a dogs organs only difference is that in some cases you have different placement and different sises. YOU ARE AN ANIMAL ACCEPT IT.

2/4/2008 4:25:47 PM

cyborgtroy

I don't actually believe I am made in the image of anything, however my image was created from the average of my parent's images, then random mutations were applied and an iterative algorithm generated my physical body from approximately 4 [or 2, I forget] gigabits of seed data, much like a fractal.

5/4/2008 12:29:30 AM

Greem

Actually it's a much more enjoyable reality than your creation myth. I'll take my odd relatives over slavery to some invisible sky wizard, thank you.

12/9/2008 9:28:05 AM

sqrt(-1) Friend

"People Kingdom." Heh heh. Fundie science.

8/26/2010 8:46:57 PM

rubber chicken

What depresses me the most about this is the idea that jobs came before humans.

8/26/2010 8:55:27 PM

Justanotheratheist

In your case your brain as well as your tail was "cut off."

8/26/2010 10:41:54 PM
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