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[After being told repeatedly there was no "first human"]

I know better than to waste my time with "scientists." In my opinion, evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human, and if this is how you justify its denial, have a good day.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 69 Comments [1/29/2008 5:25:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Osiris

Your opinion is wrong.

1/29/2008 5:28:51 PM

Alfred

Your book teaches that a snake, lacking vocal cords, was able to speak (and actually told the truth, unlike your god).

Have a good day.

1/29/2008 5:29:19 PM

Doctor Whom

In my opinion, I am the rightful God-Emperor of the Universe, and I hereby appoint AV1611VET to be my court jester. If you don't want to watch my jester's adorable antics, have a good day.

1/29/2008 5:30:46 PM

Illuminatalie

I know better than to waste my time with some ignorant moron's OPINION on the nature of science.

1/29/2008 5:31:10 PM

Bassic

In my opinion, your post is a massive load of failure.

1/29/2008 5:31:37 PM

Nemecic

It's someone else's theory. Until you have some idea of what the fuck you are talking about, you don't get to have an opinion. It's the way it fucking works.

"In my opinion, the theory of gravity teaches that we are all held down to the surface of the earth by little gnomes under the ground pulling on invisible strings."

State your 'opinion' all you want, it doesn't make it true, and it just makes you look increasingly ignorant.

1/29/2008 5:31:39 PM

Raven Blackhawk

Um.... no.

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!


1/29/2008 5:39:49 PM

McCulloch

We're apes not monkeys. Oh, nevermind.

1/29/2008 5:45:12 PM

Scotty

"In my opinion..."

Well, see, there's your problem right there...

1/29/2008 5:46:22 PM

Berny

AV1611VET, it isn't even your opinion. It's the opinion of your preacher/youth minister/other retarded uninformed authority figure.
You're just parroting it.
If you educated yourself you'd realize it was wrong.

1/29/2008 5:53:53 PM

approximate

That's right, don't waste your time with scientists. You could accidentally learn something.

1/29/2008 6:01:50 PM

fredgeorge

Yes, learn something, be a heretic and learn something. Coward.

1/29/2008 6:25:48 PM

Amanda

No, I think you got your wires crosses somewhere. That is not what evolution teaches. Please pick up an encyclopaedia or a book about evolution and learn what it's really about. Then you can make an educated decision about whether or not you believe it.

1/29/2008 6:28:09 PM

D Laurier

Your oppinion is rather wrong then.
Evolution teaches no such thing.

1/29/2008 6:28:41 PM

Mandy

Evolution doesn't work that...

Oh, it's AV1611VET. Never mind.

1/29/2008 6:32:42 PM



Science doesn't care about your opinion. That's what makes it science.

Dumbass.

1/29/2008 6:36:06 PM

Snopester in Exile

Is this guy for real? The "GOD DID IT --- CASE CLOSED" sig is a little suspicious.

1/29/2008 6:37:23 PM

Mister Spak

"In my opinion, evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human"

Your opinion is wrong. What a surprise.

1/29/2008 7:09:10 PM

Star Cluster

While evolution doesn't work that way, AV1611VET's brain doesn't work at all.

1/29/2008 7:32:29 PM

JustinGG

It's worth noting that AV's OP for the thread is the following:

"According to evolution...


Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't evolution teach that something non-human gave birth to the first human?"

He was corrected (dozens of times), and still comes up with this gem.

1/29/2008 7:33:49 PM

Cakes

That's ok. Scientists won't waste their time on you.

1/29/2008 7:34:37 PM

caitshidhe

Oh good lord---EVOLUTION DOESN'T FUCKING WORK THAT WAY. No scientist in the fucking WORLD will tell you that evolution means a monkey gave birth to a human. The only people who say that are the ignorant fundie bullshit artists!!

"Most Fucked-Up Interpretation of Evolution" award needs to be made JUST for this post.


oh, and @Snopester in Exile:
Yes, this guy is for real. Scary, isn't it?

1/29/2008 7:40:41 PM

Mike

Evolution says no such thing. Go back to your cave.

1/29/2008 7:47:05 PM

John

Talking about something giving birth to the "first human" is like talking about who was the first Latin speaker to begin speaking Italian.

1/29/2008 7:53:09 PM

Papabear

"In my opinion, evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human"

Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion, but not their own facts. Facts are facts and your opinion of what the ToE says is not factual.

1/29/2008 8:09:56 PM
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