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#393931
Osiris
Your opinion is wrong.
1/29/2008 5:28:51 PM
#393932
Alfred
Your book teaches that a snake, lacking vocal cords, was able to speak (and actually told the truth, unlike your god).
Have a good day.
1/29/2008 5:29:19 PM
#393933
Doctor Whom
In my opinion, I am the rightful God-Emperor of the Universe, and I hereby appoint AV1611VET to be my court jester. If you don't want to watch my jester's adorable antics, have a good day.
1/29/2008 5:30:46 PM
#393934
Illuminatalie
I know better than to waste my time with some ignorant moron's OPINION on the nature of science.
1/29/2008 5:31:10 PM
#393936
Bassic
In my opinion, your post is a massive load of failure.
1/29/2008 5:31:37 PM
#393937
Nemecic
It's someone else's theory. Until you have some idea of what the fuck you are talking about, you don't get to have an opinion. It's the way it fucking works.
"In my opinion, the theory of gravity teaches that we are all held down to the surface of the earth by little gnomes under the ground pulling on invisible strings."
State your 'opinion' all you want, it doesn't make it true, and it just makes you look increasingly ignorant.
1/29/2008 5:31:39 PM
#393947
Raven Blackhawk
Um.... no.
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
1/29/2008 5:39:49 PM
#393957
McCulloch
We're apes not monkeys. Oh, nevermind.
1/29/2008 5:45:12 PM
#393958
Scotty
"In my opinion..."
Well, see, there's your problem right there...
1/29/2008 5:46:22 PM
#393964
Berny
AV1611VET, it isn't even your opinion. It's the opinion of your preacher/youth minister/other retarded uninformed authority figure.
You're just parroting it.
If you educated yourself you'd realize it was wrong.
1/29/2008 5:53:53 PM
#393970
approximate
That's right, don't waste your time with scientists. You could accidentally learn something.
1/29/2008 6:01:50 PM
#393982
fredgeorge
Yes, learn something, be a heretic and learn something. Coward.
1/29/2008 6:25:48 PM
#393985
Amanda
No, I think you got your wires crosses somewhere. That is not what evolution teaches. Please pick up an encyclopaedia or a book about evolution and learn what it's really about. Then you can make an educated decision about whether or not you believe it.
1/29/2008 6:28:09 PM
#393987
D Laurier
Your oppinion is rather wrong then.
Evolution teaches no such thing.
1/29/2008 6:28:41 PM
#393992
Mandy
Evolution doesn't work that...
Oh, it's AV1611VET. Never mind.
1/29/2008 6:32:42 PM
#393995
Science doesn't care about your opinion. That's what makes it science.
Dumbass.
1/29/2008 6:36:06 PM
#393996
Snopester in Exile
Is this guy for real? The "GOD DID IT --- CASE CLOSED" sig is a little suspicious.
1/29/2008 6:37:23 PM
#394020
Mister Spak
"In my opinion, evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human"
Your opinion is wrong. What a surprise.
1/29/2008 7:09:10 PM
#394031
Star Cluster
While evolution doesn't work that way, AV1611VET's brain doesn't work at all.
1/29/2008 7:32:29 PM
#394034
JustinGG
It's worth noting that AV's OP for the thread is the following:
"According to evolution...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't evolution teach that something non-human gave birth to the first human?"
He was corrected (dozens of times), and still comes up with this gem.
1/29/2008 7:33:49 PM
#394036
Cakes
That's ok. Scientists won't waste their time on you.
1/29/2008 7:34:37 PM
#394037
caitshidhe
Oh good lord---EVOLUTION DOESN'T FUCKING WORK THAT WAY. No scientist in the fucking WORLD will tell you that evolution means a monkey gave birth to a human. The only people who say that are the ignorant fundie bullshit artists!!
"Most Fucked-Up Interpretation of Evolution" award needs to be made JUST for this post.
oh, and @Snopester in Exile:
Yes, this guy is for real. Scary, isn't it?
1/29/2008 7:40:41 PM
#394041
Mike
Evolution says no such thing. Go back to your cave.
1/29/2008 7:47:05 PM
#394046
John
Talking about something giving birth to the "first human" is like talking about who was the first Latin speaker to begin speaking Italian.
1/29/2008 7:53:09 PM
#394061
Papabear
"In my opinion, evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human"
Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion, but not their own facts. Facts are facts and your opinion of what the ToE says is not factual.
1/29/2008 8:09:56 PM
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