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#394152
John Marley
Um, what?
1/29/2008 10:50:23 PM
#394153
John Marley
Um, what?
1/29/2008 10:50:41 PM
#394155
AnonymousAsshole
That would be a no. Birds have NEVER flown on the edge of outer space. Of course, "god's" definition of outer space could be defined as the massive chasm between your ears, but I believe that would still be a NO.
1/29/2008 10:55:45 PM
#394156
Shibori
Some birds can't fly because they lack sufficient wing structure and their bodies have too much mass to take off (i.e. ostriches and emus). And I don't understand what you mean by this 2 heaven crap... are you saying that the birds CAN'T fly past where heaven supposedly begins??? Because, I can't believe that you don't know that planes, jets, rockets, and Shuttles go much, much higher.
1/29/2008 10:57:11 PM
#394157
Don'tLookBehindYou
*facepalm*...
No bird can fly to the fringe of space...
MIGRATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
1/29/2008 10:58:22 PM
#394158
Mike
Riiiiiight, because birds can survive in space without O2 and pressure.
1/29/2008 10:58:48 PM
#394160
Detrs
I'm totally starting a comic called "Space-Bird" now.
1/29/2008 11:02:16 PM
#394161
Shibori
HA! In the same post, she claims that Pelicans eat other birds WHOLE.
1/29/2008 11:06:41 PM
#394164
Nemecic
There weren't, and you're an idiot.
1/29/2008 11:16:58 PM
#394166
Caustic Gnostic
3. Jesus said, "If your leaders say to you, 'Look, the (Father's) kingdom is in the sky,' then the birds of the sky will precede you. If they say to you, 'It is in the sea,' then the fish will precede you. Rather, the (Father's) kingdom is within you and it is outside you.
When you know yourselves, then you will be known, and you will understand that you are children of the living Father. But if you do not know yourselves, then you live in poverty, and you are the poverty."
G.Tho.
1/29/2008 11:23:52 PM
#394170
David D.G.
Since when does God define outer space?!? I know that the dictionary and the Bible often look outwardly similar at a glance, but they're not that hard to tell apart!
~David D.G.
1/29/2008 11:36:28 PM
#394179
cui bono
Surely CSE blogs and RaptureReady should be forced to hand over the names and addresses of all their members so that they and their immediate blood relatives (often their spouses no doubt) can be sterilized and then be committed to medical institutions for the rest of the natural life spans. This can only be considered humane.
1/29/2008 11:42:54 PM
#394182
Osiris
WTF? Award!
1/29/2008 11:46:32 PM
#394185
solomongrundy
@Shibori
HA! In the same post, she claims that Pelicans eat other birds WHOLE.
Actually, they do, in rare circumstances. South African pelicans prey on the young of other seabirds in the nesting season, and one of the pelicans in St James Park, London caught and ate a pigeon last summer to the great consternation of the British tabloids.
None of this has any relevance to The Welders Wife's half-witted ramblings though.
1/29/2008 11:48:47 PM
#394202
Øyvind
From the same comments field:
'Do not put “Dr.” on his name, or it may get thrown away by the guards, unfortunately.'
Huh?
Oh, and does anyone else think of this guy when they hear 'the welder'?
1/30/2008 12:22:38 AM
#394203
Mudflappus
And lo the Lord God cast forth a bird of great speed and power called the Blackbird thusly calling upon Lockheed to built it for Him and it was so.
This is the only "Bird" I know of that does what this crazy broad is asking.
1/30/2008 12:23:29 AM
#394204
TMR
The Welder could've done better.
1/30/2008 12:24:09 AM
#394208
Illuminatalie
WTF For Jesus award.
1/30/2008 12:27:53 AM
#394210
nomnomnomnom
oh what in the hell
1/30/2008 12:35:04 AM
#394223
approximate
Uh...I think the acetylene is leaking from one of the tanks.
1/30/2008 12:54:43 AM
#394226
ArmandT
The highest birds have ever flown, as far as I know, is over Mt. Everest at 8900m (watch planet Earth). This is far from the edge of space.
Either way it's all just rambling to me.
1/30/2008 12:59:00 AM
#394229
Amanda
No. Birds don't fly on the edge of space. There's no oxygen up there. Not possible.
1/30/2008 12:59:26 AM
#394230
SkinnySlim22
Birds could fly in outer space?
Ya learn something new every day from fundies...
1/30/2008 1:00:11 AM
#394242
cyborgtroy
Yes, if by "outer space", you mean, "the mid-upper-atmosphere".
1/30/2008 1:17:50 AM
#394243
cyborgtroy
"Pelicans eat other birds WHOLE."
Didn't you watch that video?
It was kind of a one-off thing, but if you're a dumbass, it's easy to misconstrue a pelican eateding a pigeon as standard behavior.
1/30/2008 1:19:27 AM
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